What single line is your favorite in South Park?

[u/tleon21]

Some of my favorites in no order:

1. “If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time”
2. “If I was gonna fuck my son I’d kiss him first”
3. “Don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything fun costs at least $8”
4. “I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having 6. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy”
5. “Hey W-Wendy! Stan says you’re a c*nt-…”

Edit: 6. How do you kill that which has no life?

[u/rickyderic]

Guys my dad is retarded but not that retarded… hey stan have you seen my…. OMG its Gordon Ramsay!!!

[u/Crankylosaurus → u/rickyderic]

Creme Fraiche is one of my most rewatched episodes hahah

[u/cmdr_solaris_titan]

"God-dammit, how come every time us Chinese put up a wall, stupid Mongorians have to come and knock it down?"

[u/dylan5x → u/cmdr_solaris_titan]

pour sweet sour pork on dey head

[u/Caseabud → u/dylan5x]

Read that in his voice and audibly laughed!

[u/dylan5x → u/Caseabud]

and they goo oooooh

[u/CarefulBathroom5689 → u/Caseabud]

The fact that he is a middle aged white man is wild AF lmao

[u/Sgt-Trip → u/cmdr_solaris_titan]

Such a funny and under appreciated episode!

[u/AdMental3075 → u/cmdr_solaris_titan]

I’m replaying Stick of Truth and the Mongolian horde had me dying laughing.  So dumb 

[u/Crankylosaurus → u/AdMental3075]

I’m playing Stick of Truth for the first time right now!! I needed a low stakes game after replaying The Last of Us: Part 2 haha

[u/indianadave]

“He.. he didn’t make it.”

The doctor examining the “Butters” corpse.

[u/moxiepillar → u/indianadave]

It must feed

[u/ShowGun901 → u/indianadave]

Absolutely one of the best bits in any show ever

[u/Creative_Ad_1257]

"Everyone who has a grandma step forward... uh not so fast girls ✋"

[u/TOW3L13 → u/Creative_Ad_1257]

So you see, we need to kill animals, or else they die. 

[u/Crankylosaurus → u/Creative_Ad_1257]

Hahaha

[u/Commercial-Chance561]

Butters, you black asshole!

[u/R6xFrost → u/Commercial-Chance561]

Same as Craig 🤣

[u/ukulelepollywog]

“i don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die”

[u/iforgoties → u/ukulelepollywog]

I laughed so hard when I heard this one (in case it matters in a female)

[u/ukulelepollywog → u/iforgoties]

me too !! i’m also a girl lol

[u/Itchy-Operation-5414 → u/ukulelepollywog]

Oh, different episode, but member Cherokee Hair Tampons? “Nothing absorbs blood like Cherokee hair.” So fucked up.

[u/ukulelepollywog → u/Itchy-Operation-5414]

of course i member, how could i forget how efficient they were

[u/k1ngd0m0fg0dw1th1n → u/ukulelepollywog]

Classic

[u/mistressofmayhem02 → u/ukulelepollywog]

TIL this is a quote from South Park

[u/LysergarmideGuy]

Well yeah, and I’m sad, but at the same time I’m really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It’s like, it makes me feel alive, you know? The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I’m feeling is, like, a beautiful sadness.

[u/k1ngd0m0fg0dw1th1n → u/LysergarmideGuy]

I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

[u/Livelaughlovekratom → u/LysergarmideGuy]

"Bitch you we're made for the playground hoe"

[u/Sgt-Trip → u/LysergarmideGuy]

All time favorite episode.

[u/Bamzooki1]

“Have you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?!”

”Sorry, I don’t listen to hip-hop.”

[u/Prestigious-Berry-50 → u/Bamzooki1]

"Human shield my ass."

[u/Creative_Ad_1257]

Cartman being a teacher: "Hoooow do i wreeeach these keeedz?!"

[u/mczerniewski → u/Creative_Ad_1257]

"This is Bill Bee-lee-check. He cheated and didn't get caught!"

[u/phreakzilla85]

Basically any lines from Butters’ Bottom Bitch

[u/Will_I_Are → u/phreakzilla85]

Bitch you wanna make some goddanm money?!

[u/brian5476 → u/phreakzilla85]

You know what I'm sayin'?

[u/Final-Tutor3631 → u/brian5476]

yes i believe i know what you are saying! you dont have to keep asking. :)

[u/BojukaBob → u/phreakzilla85]

Do you know what I am saying?

[u/BlueDahlia77 → u/phreakzilla85]

Freeze! I’m a cop!

[u/Walter_Armstrong → u/BlueDahlia77]

[u/SnooStrawberries2955]

“Annnnd it’s gone.”

[u/like2speak2amanager]

“He’s comin’ right for us!”

[u/740Krakenn → u/like2speak2amanager]

I was about to type this until I seen your comment. Excellent choice my friend

[u/Minute_Yesterday_557]

“I thought this was America.”

[u/HandsomeCL4P → u/Minute_Yesterday_557]

I didn't hear no bell

[u/Maleficent_Might8055]

Quit being so HIV negative Kyle

[u/UmaUmaNeigh → u/Maleficent_Might8055]

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive

[u/DoctorTegrity]

Told ya, kid's got demons. I don't do that.

[u/tleon21 → u/DoctorTegrity]

Oooh yeah I forgot that one

[u/tleon21]

[u/indianadave → u/tleon21]

It is shocking how long of a second life this line has had both as a SP quote and a non-show related meme.

The whole “69… nice…”comes from this episode. And I wonder how many people think it’s vice versa.

[u/rabid_lamb]

“You know what you get for pre-ordering a game? A big dick in your mouth!”

[u/BlueDahlia77 → u/rabid_lamb]

I laughed at that line so hard when the episode first aired. I had pre-ordered Stick of Truth and the release date had been pushed back.

[u/CassiusRufus]

"Respect my authoritah"

"Screw you guys, i'm going home"

[u/klaxz1 → u/CassiusRufus]

“Oh my god! They killed Kenny!”

[u/mczerniewski → u/klaxz1]

"You bastards!"

[u/guywithsweatshirt → u/klaxz1]

That’s the OG South Park quote for sure

[u/dsyams]

FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMEKS!?!?

[u/tleon21 → u/dsyams]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[u/StarrArual]

"You're a towel!"

[u/2Hanks → u/StarrArual]

That’s the melody to funky town!

[u/FromDvToZombies → u/StarrArual]

"No. You're a towel!"

[u/chaos212 → u/StarrArual]

Wanna get high?

[u/TedBrogan187]

More like Stan Darsh

[u/dange616 → u/TedBrogan187]

[u/truth2500 → u/dange616]

Quaaaaiiidddd

[u/haddock420]

PISS! PISS OUT MY ASS!

[u/TOW3L13 → u/haddock420]

YEAH PISS OUT YOUR ASS RIGHT ON KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE ...ehm, sorry, that was a bad one

[u/HarrysonFjord → u/haddock420]

I still say this. More than I should.

[u/Crankylosaurus → u/HarrysonFjord]

This is a top tier Cartman episode haha

[u/Loudog_91]

Two days before the day after tomorrow .

[u/thafloridaman]

Donkey raping shit eater

[u/2Hanks → u/thafloridaman]

Doggy baby shhit eator… (or however you spell how Ike repeats it)

[u/BeefBologna42]

Do you know what I am saying? 

[u/fallenredwoods → u/BeefBologna42]

“Yes, I know what you are saying”

[u/2Hanks]

I DESIRE… MACARONI PICTURES

[u/mczerniewski → u/2Hanks]

"Hold! There is an impurity! This child here is not kosher!"

[u/Feuerundwasser66 → u/2Hanks]

Faster ... cocks gun FASTERRR!

[u/chuffed_mustard]

'Go back to the 90s, F*GGOOOOOOOT'

[u/tleon21 → u/chuffed_mustard]

I can hear this one vividly lol

[u/Simbooptendo]

Terrence & Phillip: "Wow, fuck my ass and call me a bitch!"

[u/OkGene2]

“Ya shouldna dun that, he was just a boy”

[u/SupaKoopa714 → u/OkGene2]

Poor lil feller....

[u/EmbarrassedWalrus172]

"If you wanna scramble its brains up, I'll queef it out myself."

-Mrs. Garrison getting an abortion

[u/JellybeanSiren]

"You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless."

[u/lml__lml → u/JellybeanSiren]

Legitimately powerful

[u/Aggravating-Plum-845]

God-Damn Mongorians!!

[u/Deetz624]

"We didnt listen!!!"

[u/gmg808 → u/Deetz624]

I broke the dam

[u/Slurpeddit → u/gmg808]

No I broke the dam

[u/r00minatin → u/Deetz624]

in the distance

We-… we didn’t listen!

[u/Creative_Ad_1257 → u/Deetz624]

"We didn't listen!!"

[u/MonsterIslandMed]

“If you don’t like it, you can pass the blunt to the n***** on ya left”

[u/TOW3L13 → u/MonsterIslandMed]

Dad, don't be dissin' my niggas dawg, they're my f-f-f-friends. 

[u/Psychological-Scar53]

"This is cum"... Randy Marsh

[u/CaptainCyro]

"NO NOT HAM YOU FAT F*CK"

[u/mczerniewski → u/CaptainCyro]

"F@CK YOU!"

[u/nibZbin]

My name is Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S.

[u/Son_of_Sophroniscus]

Excuse me, where is the bathroom for dolphins?

[u/_Slothers_]

Ohhh.. Oh, naggers. of course.

[u/arthenc]

Cartman: “Not in front of the J-O-O”

Nothing tops a joke about a racist being dumb.

[u/Buffytheshepherd]

Besides some of what was already mentioned, I will add, Boooo Wendy, Booo.

[u/Flat_Solution_4290 → u/Buffytheshepherd]

Booo Wendy Testaburger, boo. Boo…boo Wendy. Wendy boo.

[u/Mundane-Piglet8268]

Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan’s asshole?

[u/Cobuprofen]

Kill John Lennon

[u/trinde]

Butters responding to Wendy. "Am I just an asshole?, No I got arms and legs, I got everything".

Probably the funniest exchange in the show.

[u/FyrestarOmega]

"Now for the weather. It’s fucking hot thanks to Randy Marsh, son of a bitch."

[u/Simplyx69]

Science damnit!

[u/5PeeBeejay5]

Anything with Stan Darsh

Cartman saying “ ha ha, charade you are”

[u/Outrageous-Slide5842]

BACK DOOR SLUTS 9!

[u/groundlessnfree → u/Outrageous-Slide5842]

Five midgets spanking a man covered in Thousand Island dressing.

Is that making love?

[u/skinnycarlo]

Tricking bitches into giving hour long blowjobs is an art form!

[u/PreviousAd7056]

"You go over nyaaaaaa, and I'll go over nyaaaaaaa."

[u/apersonthingy → u/PreviousAd7056]

Eric, I-

NO. YOU MYAH, ME, MYAAHHH.

[u/jimewp86]

“Im not just sure…. I’m HIV positive” “drugs are bad mmmkay”

[u/dialguy86]

[u/Deetz624]

"Of course, Ottawa left, Newfoundland right"

[u/Jamileem → u/Deetz624]

There's only one road in Canada

[u/uh-thatguy]

„Come on that‘s not cool. You shouldn’t rip on her because she is fat. You should rip on her because she is ugly, ok?! She looks like someone hit her face with a hot shovel and that’s why she sucks, alright?!“

[u/ChilieConCarney82]

Mmm. Kayyyy...

[u/sprinklesaurus13 → u/ChilieConCarney82]

Mmm...biennn.

[u/chin06]

The one I've been saying recently is "Heyyy... Fuck you!" 😂

[u/izusz]

FUCKA YOU MONGORIAN!

[u/Nuckin-Futz666]

You See That Stanley...

[u/Efficient-Dentist395]

Do You know what I am saying?

[u/Antron_RS]

I’m gonna thlap you THO THUPER HARD

[u/CarefulBathroom5689]

"It's like You hear the first line of that song, come sail away by Styx, if I hear that first line of the song that I have to finish it. Yeah dude I can't do anything till it's done." And Kyle sings the opening intro like 3x

[u/jlbhappy]

Yeah I want cheesy poofs!

[u/Early-Cow4133]

Hey BatDad....I didn't hear no bell

[u/DisgruntledNCO]

I’m sorry, I thought this was America

[u/mczerniewski]

"No, Kitty, this is MY pot pie! No, Kitty! You bad kitty! NO, Kitty, it's my pot pie!! MOOOOOM!! Kitty's being a dildo!"

[u/aerabit]

stan, me and kenny don't give two shits about stupid ass whales!

[u/BlueDahlia77 → u/aerabit]

I prefer the Cartman version of Poker Face. I wish it was Spotify.

[u/HowardRoark1943]

I know it but I don’t think I should say it…

[u/slide_into_my_BM]

I’ve used “French fried when you should have pizza’d” more times than I can count in real life.

[u/ccasey329]

The phrase “Student atholeets” always has me dying. A coworker and I will just say it to each other and bust out laughing

[u/David09251]

"im going to finger-bang-bang you into my life, girl you like to finger-bang and thats alright."

[u/Skipptopher]

Something about the delivery absolutely kills me every time.

[u/KermitTheArgonian]

"If you wanna find some quality friends, you've gotta wade through all the dicks first."

[u/i_luv_pooping]

"Well yeah but at least I got rid of all those damn n..."

[u/chubsmagooo]

Don't be a f*g

-Randy Marsh

[u/Itsdanaozideshihou]

“Man get the fuck outta here you Hobbit trivia bitch! Who the fuck asked you‽”

[u/tomorrow93]

HEY LESLIE SHUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH

[u/Impossible_Pick171]

Words are like bullets

[u/pknasi60]

I just want an erection so I can give it to my mom

[u/Feartec1337]

You so clever! I getting taken advantage. You like to fuck Asian lady? You walk by my store and you say, "There's nice Asian lady. I think I go in and I fuck her!", You Asian lady fucker, you.

[u/PersephoneInSpace]

You rack dishiprin

[u/R6xFrost]

[u/Cavemonkeygolfs]

‘Ike, do your impression of David Caruso’s career!!,’ ‘ it’s my turn!!

[u/ginger-inside-007]

"All right, that does it! Goddamn stupid ass rainforest! This place fucking sucks! I was wrong. Fuck the rainforest! I fucking hate it! I fucking hate it!"

Oh.. now she gets it.

[u/stewajt]

If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.

[u/welfarewonders]

"I know enough to exploit it."

[u/jceuiat]

Butters in S05E03 Super Best Friends:

I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams, and then l always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think l'm unhappy?

[u/riff8]

I like it when you vote bitch

Shake them titties when you vote bitch

[u/cosmicdancer84]

I'm half bisexual.

[u/penktten]

Cartman: “Fine! Go ahead and play Harry butthole pussy Potter!”

🧙🏻🪄

[u/dict8r]

How do you kill that which has no life?

[u/Acb3448]

"OK, lemma juss check inside ya AYSEE-HOE"

[u/twiddlebug74]

Cartman: I'm just like the fetuses. I wasn't born yesterday.

[u/GucciPiggy90]

"If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do."

[u/Key_Dragonfruit1359]

Almost anything said by Mr garrison in 1-6 seasons

[u/TheSpicyTomato22]

My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.

[u/iamthenite]

Bye Stan, I’m going to find some butterfly poon!

[u/Crucial_Fun]

"I don't make the rules, I just think them up and write them down."

[u/izusz]

You really gave my hole quite the STRETCH!

[u/tom_bennett02]

"The person im dressed as is not fat and not gay'

"The incredibly fat and gay skinny straight man?'

[u/guywithsweatshirt]

I don’t know if it’s my favorite, but it must be because I always quote it- “You don’t wanna go down that road”

[u/cowgod247]

[u/MODELO_MAN_LV]

"Jacking it? Jacking what?

"Uh, my hot spicy boner of course dad"

[u/eusebius13]

If a girl tried to kick my ass, I’d say Hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

[u/dark1san]

I'm a bad Ole bear.

[u/Teazykatka]

“Fuck me right here in the Best Buy”

[u/itsafunnything901]

Bitch. How you not the hobbit again?

[u/Meh-Levolent]

"The homeless guy said he'd give me some sea-men. All lI had to do was close my eyes and suck it out of a pipe".

[u/ChaosRykuma]

"Well, yeah but at least we got rid of all those damn ni-" Credits

[u/cacophonicArtisian]

I’d like to get wined and dined after I’ve been FUCKED

[u/Outrider757]

"Eric Cartman's commenter window report to the principal's office immediately! Mmmmkaay."

"Dang ol Loch Ness Monster said, I'm gon need about tree fiddy."

"You memba? I memba!"

"Cartman! There's a fifty foot satellite dish stickin outta your ass!"

[u/NeoKnightRider]

“Screw you guys, I’m a goin home.”

[u/NeoKnightRider]

And the all important…….

[u/Jamileem]

I'm fat as a whale and I don't give two shits, girl!

Honestly a dozen from that episode, but that is what popped in my brain first.

[u/ToiletSheriff]

Nascar Eric: "Oh, fuck my ass"

[u/RAddit24]

Go ahead and play Harry butthole pussy Potter!

[u/CI_Blanche]

"Somebody's just going to have to go out there and take one for the team. And in all fairness I think that person should be Butters."

[u/stardevprojects]

“Uh, dude. Your dad’s here”

[u/zion2674]

“Jesus Christ, dude, they’ve done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ.” as the ending line of “Child Abduction is Not Funny.”

[u/richeeztennisracket]

I just hold on to the mutha fuckin money because bitches can't be trusted... do you know what i am saying? -butters

[u/Status_Concert_4320]

Butters you black asshole!

[u/TOW3L13]

Except for me, I just wanted to see the look on your face when they told you. 

[u/BorgPorg88]

"I AM THE FUCKING BAD MAN!" - Franz, S12E7:"Super Fun Time"

[u/Narrow-Psychology909]

“No they won’t fuck you Butters you’re an asshoole!”

[u/Nerginelli]

Back to the pile!!!

[u/OrpheusTriumphabat]

Hello children

[u/inthelionsmouth]

“They’re f*ckin’ chickens”

[u/RegeneratingCan]

Stan!! Stan!! Staaahn!!

[u/plasticities_]

“This is cum”

[u/Big-Rip25]

Im not just sure, i am HIV positive

[u/BlueDahlia77]

1. Bitch, you want to make some motherfucking money?

2. You’re breaking my balls.

[u/flakeybutterbitch]

My husband and I quote Butters a lot, especially

"do you know what I am saying?" "that's just my face, sir"

Although, lately we've also been randomly adding in

"I think I'll use my credit card" "anddddd it's gone!"

Edited to add: any time I hear a Harley I go "brububububurbbb"

Also "they took our jobs!"

[u/Beneficial-Date2025]

[u/MrFiendish]

“Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!”