You wake up in South park suddenly, what's the next move?

[u/apieceofsalt]

[u/can_a_dude_a_taco]

Have myself a time

[u/kev_world → u/can_a_dude_a_taco]

Friendly faces everywhere

[u/No-Somewhere250 → u/kev_world]

Humble folk without temptation.

[u/wiryumbrella → u/No-Somewhere250]

goin down to south park gonna leave my woes behind

[u/SnookerAndTheSmiths → u/No-Somewhere250]

I like girls with big fat titties, deep vaginas, big fat titties

[u/_bleeding_Hemorrhoid]

Hit Lianne up for some crack and a ride.

[u/Nab0t → u/_bleeding_Hemorrhoid]

you wanna die on the spot?

[u/Kurumi_Gaming → u/Nab0t]

I mean… hell seem pretty sweet in the south park universe

[u/unnormalfox → u/Kurumi_Gaming]

Heaven is boring

[u/Kurumi_Gaming → u/unnormalfox]

Doesn't matter I am not a Mormon I am not getting into heaven

[u/Mornar → u/Nab0t]

Considering that damn town it could be the safer option.

[u/raver_opossum]

Try some of that famous authentic shitty chicken

[u/domingus67]

Gonna get myself some Tegridy

[u/GiantSizeManThing]

1. Collect underpants

2. ???

3. Profit

[u/The_Drunken_Monkey]

Befriend butters

[u/Moist_Ad_9212 → u/The_Drunken_Monkey]

I do love me some butters

[u/johnsontheotter → u/The_Drunken_Monkey]

This really changes context if we're our age in universe or a kid. One you're another kid befriending another kid the other you're an adult befriending a 4th grader.

[u/The_Drunken_Monkey → u/johnsontheotter]

Nahhh if i wanted that i would have messaged cartman

[u/Dry-Discount-9426 → u/johnsontheotter]

Nambla convention in town?

[u/Moist_Ad_9212]

Ask Lorde for a duet

[u/Over-Presentation719]

My next move will be Cartman's mom

[u/shopdogsupport]

Kill Kenny

[u/catmandoo9000 → u/shopdogsupport]

You bastard!

[u/CatmanTheGoat39]

Meet my favourite character(s)

[u/smlypale]

Of course I need to find Mr Slave

[u/juggadore]

Probably bang Mrs Cartman

[u/AdLegitimate548]

GTFO

[u/_Buldozzer]

Go to KFC, lock myself into my house and play WoW or something. This city is freaking dangerous!

[u/Mirkovsky_viii]

Start the quest for Lemmiwinks!

[u/wizecraxk]

You know you gotta try out liane. Something special

[u/IsoSly64]

Am I a kid or adult

[u/Happy_Living3240 → u/IsoSly64]

Mentally or physically

[u/Pharmacy_Duck]

Check out what I look like as an animated character (and be glad, in doing that, that I'm not Canadian).

[u/0_possum]

Leave. I’ve lived at sea level my whole life, and I don’t want to deal with high altitudes AND shenanigans

[u/Super-Fig2978]

wouldnt last an episode being there

[u/Responsible-Round452]

Do coke with santa Claus and Jesus

[u/UsernameFromEarlier]

1. Hit up Randy for weed (if this is before the newest eposode).

2. Fuck Cartmans mom.

3. Kill Kenny

[u/Herbsandtea]

Probably try that Tegridy weed.

[u/Happy_Living3240]

TEGRIDY FARMS

[u/johnsontheotter → u/Happy_Living3240]

Just to see, it's been sold and is out of business.

[u/Happy_Living3240 → u/johnsontheotter]

Correct

[u/Nab0t]

probably get to randy. he will know what to do lol

[u/Asleep-Departure-729]

Gonna have myself a time

[u/Grazztjay]

Sit on the frog kings face

[u/RBBRO2763]

Become the next Chef Hatchet, except no making love. These kids need a guide, a proper guide unlike 90 percent of these adults.

[u/Epicgamer115227]

commit world threatening crimes with eric fucking cartman

[u/gohazXpeda]

Find Cartmans Mom

[u/retardong]

Leave ASAP.

[u/SproutSan]

pips dead so...idk eat kfc?

[u/James420May]

Join the guys at the bar and start telling people, "Hey! We don't take kindly to [something] round here "

[u/PBfalcone]

Find Cartman’s mom

[u/Poziomka35]

Wasnt this posted recently already?

[u/TrueBananaz]

Fuck Liane

[u/Pale_Heart_1266]

Save them britches

[u/J3SP3R]

Easy, hang with the goth kids

[u/Haveyoushatmyself]

Go and find Yolanda and give her a good STTRRETCHH!