Third WNBA game stopped as adult toy hits WNBA star Sophie Cunningham in latest incident. Fans and officials alike were left stunned as the strange streak of mid-game disruptions continues.

[u/GreenSnakes_]

The third bizarre incident of its kind this month.

[u/DaltonMalton]

Don't they have cameras? Can't they see who is throwing these things?

[u/Cottonjaw → u/DaltonMalton]

Someone was arrested the 2nd time it was done.

[u/FewDifference2639 → u/Cottonjaw]

What a fucking thing to have on your record. Insane behavior.

[u/NOTtigerking → u/FewDifference2639]

“I killed a guy and I’m waiting for trial. What did you do? I threw a dildo at a women’s basketball game and it hit a player”

[u/moslof_flosom → u/NOTtigerking]

"Stay away from me, you psycho."

[u/BlaznTheChron → u/moslof_flosom]

"You see that fucking psycho? Guy went to a WNBA game."

[u/1nosbigrl → u/BlaznTheChron]

"I'm not locked in here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"

[u/inspireSF → u/1nosbigrl]

pulls out two dildos

[u/AdIcy7984 → u/inspireSF]

Thats not a dildo. This is a dildo

[u/Danny_Inglewood → u/AdIcy7984]

All right, all right. I can see you've played dily dildo before.

[u/k-groot → u/AdIcy7984]

I AM THE DiLDO

[u/gistya → u/AdIcy7984]

Wait. How did YOU sneak your dildo in?

[u/AdHealthy5050 → u/BlaznTheChron]

We know that was you at the WNBA game Carl

[u/Intelligent_Salary35 → u/AdHealthy5050]

It’s Brutananadilewski!

[u/ThirdEyeExplorer11 → u/BlaznTheChron]

Lmfaooo

[u/Ronnyyyyyyy → u/moslof_flosom]

“Lets be friends and collaborate “

[u/NJCurmudgeon → u/NOTtigerking]

We were all on the group W bench.

[u/AnyJamesBookerFans → u/NJCurmudgeon]

And they all moved away from me…..

[u/Prydefalcn → u/NJCurmudgeon]

KID

[u/oshawaguy → u/NJCurmudgeon]

Dildo throwers!

[u/Comment156 → u/NOTtigerking]

I feel like part of the penalty should be to have whatever you threw on stage be shoved up your ass.

[u/themerinator12 → u/FewDifference2639]

These last fantasy football punishments are getting crazy

[u/DirteMcGirte → u/themerinator12]

In my day we just made our friends play the flute at the bus stop or only be allowed to use porta potties, no real toilet.

[u/galaxyapp → u/FewDifference2639]

Something tells me these folks dont have a reputation to worry about...

[u/Responsible-Lunch815 → u/Cottonjaw]

that was the first time in Atlanta. They never caught the perp who did it in Chicago the second time.

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/Responsible-Lunch815]

They didn’t catch the Second shootDildoer??

[u/Jaded-Form-8236 → u/Area51_Spurs]

He threw the dildo from behind a grassy knoll

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/Jaded-Form-8236]

Back and to the left. Back and to the left…

[u/VictorOladeepthroat → u/Area51_Spurs]

Mr president a second dildo has hit the court

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/VictorOladeepthroat]

This is the third one. So I think it’s Flight 93. Or was the pentagon number 3?

[u/Special-Election3224 → u/Area51_Spurs]

According to the Warren commission report, after reviewing the zapuder phone video footage, it was concluded it was the act of a lone individual

[u/Tweezot → u/Special-Election3224]

The magic dildo theory

[u/IntelligentMine1901 → u/Tweezot]

Flung from the Sex Toy Depository Building

[u/LumpyCapital → u/IntelligentMine1901]

Baaaaack, and to the left....

[u/[deleted] → u/Special-Election3224]

from the fuzzy knoll

[u/bgarza18 → u/Cottonjaw]

Hope this person is arrested, too. 

[u/UserColonAlW → u/DaltonMalton]

Weird how Dolan can apparently recognize people in MSG who shit-talked him on the internet thanks to facial recognition technology, but the WNBA can’t seem to figure out which crowd member keeps throwing sex toys onto the floor

[u/MH566220 → u/UserColonAlW]

Because there isn't dildo recogniton technology.

[u/ActualWhiterabbit → u/MH566220]

Technology doesn't replace years of experience. I can recognize any dildo but my fee is I get to keep them.

[u/Mat_alThor → u/DaltonMalton]

The last person who did it was arrested, hopefully this one will be also.

[u/Responsible-Lunch815 → u/Mat_alThor]

nah that wasn't the last person. That was the first person. They most recent Dildo bandit is on the loose maybe they caught a flight from Chicago to LA.

[u/mckenzie_keith → u/Responsible-Lunch815]

Are they sure they got the right person? Usually when a serial dildo thrower is caught the crime streak comes to an end. Or maybe this is a copycat?

[u/Eman_Resu_IX → u/mckenzie_keith]

Cereal Dildos...? Are they like Lucky Charms?

[u/mckenzie_keith → u/Eman_Resu_IX]

No. Honey Nut o's.

[u/Xagzan → u/mckenzie_keith]

There's a usually for this?

[u/-t-t- → u/Mat_alThor]

Genuinely curious .. what would the charge be? Disrupting the peace? Assault?

[u/Ifitactuallymattered → u/Mat_alThor]

I think some people here don't know what "bandit" means :)

[u/xchngboredom4argumnt → u/Ifitactuallymattered]

The sticky bandits

[u/DuBz_CT → u/xchngboredom4argumnt]

Wet bandits

[u/TheOtherGuttersnipe → u/Mat_alThor]

I hope the dildo bandit vanishes, and their identity is never known like a sex toy Zodiac killer.

[u/AluminumWolf]

OP is probably the one doing it. That username checks out really well.

[u/GreenSnakes_ → u/AluminumWolf]

Damn… caught me red-handed. I was hoping the username would throw you off, not give it away

[u/Zjc_3 → u/GreenSnakes_]

Green handed.

[u/Kittenkerchief → u/[deleted]]

in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo.

[u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ → u/Kittenkerchief]

But I don’t own a…

[u/AluminumWolf → u/GreenSnakes_]

The 1% poster flair is throwing me off. Idk if dildo tossers would be posting on here so much.

[u/theSchrodingerHat → u/AluminumWolf]

Arguing on Reddit is the best way to build the finger strength needed for dildo tossing.

Some say those two things go hand in hand.

[u/Careful-Ant5868 → u/theSchrodingerHat]

"Schrodinger's Dildo"

[u/NoNDA-SDC → u/AluminumWolf]

Nah, I traced the account to a 28yo named Richard Thrower, got the wrong guy.

[u/coolmesser → u/NoNDA-SDC]

AKA: Dell Doflinger, Peter Tosser

[u/WpgGamer21 → u/NoNDA-SDC]

what a dick that richard

[u/ifuckedyourmilkshake → u/AluminumWolf]

Oh so we’re just judging people for their usernames now.

[u/FS_Slacker → u/AluminumWolf]

That is quite the sus coinky dink

[u/BowwwwBallll → u/FS_Slacker]

You misspelled kinky dink.

[u/yapibolers0987]

Sir, a third dildo just hit the court.

[u/chadhindsley → u/yapibolers0987]

This is gunna be the new teddy bear and squid being thrown on NHL courts tradition

[u/imaguitarhero24]

I'm always surprised more people don't throw shit at any sports game. There's so many idiots you'd think at least 1/20,000 a game might do something foolish but apparently not.

[u/Dragon6172 → u/imaguitarhero24]

Pretty standard for Bills fans to throw dildos on the field

[u/10fttall → u/Dragon6172]

Shit, felt like for years the players were throwing them too...

[u/SentientOoze → u/Dragon6172]

Hasn't happened in years iirc, usually only see snowballs getting thrown onto the field at Highmark now

[u/PFD_2 → u/imaguitarhero24]

It does happen very often. Its just being reported rn for the wnba because of the ongoing meme and lack of stuff you hear in general about the wnba.

[u/winstontemplehill]

Why is it always green? I had money on blue 😭

Edit: I’m kidding but it’s real. Blue was +1400. Black/brown had the likeliest odds, if not green at +200

Edit 2: some genius figured out you could make a cool 70k profit by maxing out the bet then throwing a blue one yourself

[u/diablo135 → u/winstontemplehill]

I'm sure the place wouldn't pay out once they found out he did it. Wasn't there a guy who swayed a huge bet somehow himself a couple years ago and the casino didn't pay him

[u/tonysquawk → u/diablo135]

The guy that streaked the Bucs/KC Super Bowl did it and they didn't pay him.

[u/Pandamoanium8 → u/tonysquawk]

Yeah but that guy was dumb enough to brag about it on social media immediately. If you just STFU, take the arrest/ticket/ban/etc, it would be difficult to get caught. Even harder if you have a friend place the bet so it's not in your name.

[u/zwat28 → u/Pandamoanium8]

You really think it would be hard for a casino to look at an arrest record and compare it to a slip? I have a bridge to sell

[u/Fatso_Wombat → u/zwat28]

also they'd be suspicious of a $10,000 bet. im sure the usual market for that is $5.

[u/DoobieGibson → u/zwat28]

amazes me when people think they come up with stuff that people who do this 24/7 for years, haven’t

casino would figure it out before the arrest details were even made public

[u/sanesociopath → u/DoobieGibson]

The question isn't if you can beat scrutiny it's if you can avoid getting it all together

[u/WakednBaked → u/diablo135]

Yeah Super bowl streaker irc

[u/WeeklySoup4065 → u/diablo135]

Pay someone else to do it. Split the profits

[u/YYqs0C6oFH → u/winstontemplehill]

The max bet on a market like that is gonna be like $20 or $50. The book isn't risking any real money on it, they're just doing it for publicity.

[u/balmooreoreos → u/winstontemplehill]

Reports claim Shrek was in attendance for all three incidents 👀

[u/JustSomeCaliDude → u/balmooreoreos]

Wouldn’t it have been Fiona? Unless Shrek took it from Fiona and threw it. Or perhaps it belonged to Shrek 🤔 🫏

[u/Anthony-Stark → u/JustSomeCaliDude]

I could see Shrek being into pegging tbh

[u/KyleShanaham → u/[deleted]]

Get your buddy to throw it and split the cash

[u/dabbing-dad]

So is this officially a thing?

[u/CRT_SUNSET → u/dabbing-dad]

This level of behavior matches everything else going on in this country.

[u/lylertila → u/CRT_SUNSET]

Only if they blame the players for the behavior

[u/bullfrogftw → u/lylertila]

Only if they blame the players
(checks notes)'Sleepy Joe Biden for the behavior

[u/newaccount → u/dabbing-dad]

There’s a meme coin called big green dildo and this is advertising.

I feel old

[u/Arborgold → u/newaccount]

Wait, can you delete this comment, give them no exposure.

[u/anonymousetache → u/dabbing-dad]

You have no idea how deep this goes

[u/canuck_in_wa → u/anonymousetache]

Looks like 10in or so

[u/Deraj2004 → u/anonymousetache]

Phrasing

[u/Natasha_Giggs_Foetus]

Social media brain rot is going to ruin everything.

[u/xxxVendetta → u/Natasha_Giggs_Foetus]

Going to?

[u/thegoodnamesrgone123 → u/Natasha_Giggs_Foetus]

My neighbor just told me his idiot 20-year-old son has racked up 20k in sports gambling debt. He said all of his kids friends are in the same boat. His kid doesn't even like sports.

[u/PuzzleheadedMode7517]

Wasn't sophie the one who issued out the message to stop throwing the toys 😂

[u/thisisanaccountforu → u/PuzzleheadedMode7517]

Yeah that’s probably why they’re throwing it during fever games

Edit: fever, not sparks

[u/Responsible-Lunch815 → u/thisisanaccountforu]

well they threw it directly at her.

[u/MisterGoog → u/Responsible-Lunch815]

She straight said someone might get hit and hurt

[u/RapNVideoGames → u/MisterGoog]

It can take an eye out

[u/philomatic → u/PuzzleheadedMode7517]

She was. It looks funny but it absolutely can be dangerous and someone could get injured. It’s stupid that people keep throwing them.

[u/ashcdc]

I was at the game tonight. The people in the stands pointed out who threw it.

[u/aaronswanman]

Sophie is such a good sport about it though

[u/whousesgmail → u/aaronswanman]

Sophie Cunningham just seems awesome all around

[u/I_Need__Scissors_61 → u/aaronswanman]

Her just laughing about it is lowkey awesome 

[u/kingofthefall → u/aaronswanman]

This is how you approach it tbh, don’t feed the trolls

[u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

How are they sneaking these in??

[u/xxXX69yourmom69XXxx → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

Prison pocket 

[u/Turb0_Lag → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

There's a reason it was kicked away instead of picked up. 

[u/Oopsnowimgone → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

They aren't metal

[u/OkSmoke9195 → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

Nature's Pocket

[u/ostinater → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

Pretty easy to walk silicone through a metal detector

[u/DickyD43 → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

😏

[u/Leading_Put- → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

By walking with a waddle

[u/Lopsided-Conflict778 → u/A_R0FLCOPTER]

If you must ask..

[u/FlashMcSuave]

This guy needs to brush up on the dildos and dildon'ts of sporting behaviour.

[u/pendletonskyforce]

Time to throw pussy pockets at NBA games.

[u/Muted_Ad_4550 → u/pendletonskyforce]

Pocket pussies*

[u/-soros → u/Muted_Ad_4550]

OXANA!!

[u/Brave_Address3899 → u/-soros]

You ever been in the shit?

[u/WickedTwista → u/Brave_Address3899]

What? Are they all banging each other?

[u/Muted_Ad_4550 → u/-soros]

It’s from Bulgaria!

[u/ZigZag3123 → u/Muted_Ad_4550]

This thing came from Bosnia, son. You ever been to Bosnia? You ever been in the shit?

[u/palpablefuckery → u/Muted_Ad_4550]

Cocaine!

[u/SignificantMoose6482 → u/-soros]

I’ve put my dick and sometimes balls in that thing before every game.

[u/shiruduck → u/Muted_Ad_4550]

SMH it's like this guy's never even used a pocket pussy before. Fuckin weirdo

[u/Throckmorton_Left → u/pendletonskyforce]

Too inconvenient having to wait 5 minutes after pulling them out of the microwave to avoid 2nd degree burns.

[u/TJ_Will → u/pendletonskyforce]

Why the fuck does this sound like a cat toy from the 90s?

[u/Philthy91 → u/TJ_Will]

Poly pockets probably lol

[u/RapNVideoGames → u/TJ_Will]

Sounds like an Acme product from looney tunes

[u/henk_michaels → u/pendletonskyforce]

no one would care lol

[u/numbah25 → u/pendletonskyforce]

The limited edition Mater

[u/rochford77 → u/pendletonskyforce]

A what lmao?

[u/MJXThePhoenix → u/rochford77]

Like a Hot Pocket

[u/CoyotesOnTheWing → u/rochford77]

Fleshlight®

[u/Wild_Fly937]

The Dildo Slinging Slasher strikes again!

[u/GrunDMC74]

I’m no pearl clutcher but this is disrespectful as hell. If you have such disdain for these athletes don’t go out of your way to watch them.

[u/RaindropsInMyMind → u/GrunDMC74]

Same, not one for internet outrage but this seems uniquely objectifying and terrible.

[u/atetuna → u/GrunDMC74]

And disrespectful of the real fans that want to watch basketball.

[u/BlackBoiFlyy]

Bruh, some people really suck 

[u/Cartman55125 → u/BlackBoiFlyy]

It’s depressing how strong misogyny remains in sports

[u/HighHokie → u/Cartman55125]

Imagine spending your own money and time to attend a game/sport you don’t like just to build your criminal record. Wow. 

[u/jamills21 → u/HighHokie]

I feel like the risk/reward ratio is too lopsided for this. Like, you have to know there are tons of cameras and the consequences are being banned for life with a possible criminal conviction. The reward is…. Laughs? I don’t get it.

[u/BlackBoiFlyy → u/Cartman55125]

Very. It's like they take joy in their hate.

[u/twonapsaday → u/BlackBoiFlyy]

truly. this is so depressing.

[u/Syric13]

Keep arresting folks and this will stop.

[u/myveganpowers → u/Syric13]

Not when there is so much money on the line. Y'all know you can gamble on the color of the next dildo right?

[u/imcrapyall → u/myveganpowers]

New Draft Kings customers can bet $5 and get back $200 with promo code DILDO

[u/zer00eyz → u/myveganpowers]

I mean...

I want a link cause thats really putting the degenerate in degenerate gambler.

[u/Alone-Competition-77 → u/zer00eyz]

https://x.com/ClayTravis/status/1951709251904430566

[u/HolyHotDang → u/Alone-Competition-77]

Just here to say that Clay Travis is the worst. That’s all.

[u/Responsible-Lunch815 → u/Syric13]

gotta catch em first. They only caught one. Not sure how you can stop em.

[u/WorkIsForReddit → u/Syric13]

I'm afraid if they keep putting attention on this, it will continue.

[u/4r4r4real → u/WorkIsForReddit]

Kinda hard to avoid sex toys being thrown into the middle of televised sporting events getting attention 

[u/captainmustachwax]

Is that Steely Dan?

[u/Andrewdeadaim]

The attention this is getting is only causing it to happen more

[u/jelywe → u/Andrewdeadaim]

Absolutely and there is already a proven method. They need to treat it like the do streakers - pan away, don't allow any airtime, limit how much you talk about it. But currently news agencies benefit more from perpetuating the outrage.

[u/commedesgarcon]

Is this in a parlay somewhere

[u/BlackBoiFlyy → u/commedesgarcon]

There is, actually https://www.talkbasket.net/200981-you-can-bet-on-the-next-dildo-color-thrown-on-a-wnba-court

[u/Lopsided-Ad7725]

Should let Sophie fight the thrower

[u/jdot487]

“something just came onto the floor…” is a choice here lmao

[u/EvilAshKetchum]

What a stupid, juvenile thing to do. Arrest the fuckers and ban them from attending professional sports. 

[u/Optimal-Talk3663 → u/EvilAshKetchum]

How do they actually enforce this (ban them from a venue)? Have photos up everywhere?

[u/YYqs0C6oFH → u/Optimal-Talk3663]

Don't quote me on this, but my understanding is that its very unlikely to be enforced at entry but if a person who was previously banned gets in trouble for something like this again then the cops can hit them with bigger trespassing type charges.

[u/celj1234 → u/YYqs0C6oFH]

Correct

[u/atetuna → u/YYqs0C6oFH]

It'd also hit harder if they were kicked out after the game started. Then it's too late to sell the tickets, and they may have bought some concessions.

[u/Daratirek → u/Optimal-Talk3663]

A lot, if not most, venues have facial recognition software. Not to mention if you're dumb enough to buy tickets under your own name.

[u/wikipuff → u/Daratirek]

MSG is the king of this.

[u/No-Promotion4006 → u/Daratirek]

Hooray for mass corporate surveillance!!! As long as it's to protect the children, right?

[u/[deleted]]

I don’t think anyone is ‘stunned’ as you say, that something that’s happened a couple times happened again.

[u/TL15SD]

I don’t get it. When I go to the padres games they do a bag inspection and don’t let you in with bags larger than a certain size. This should be an easy occurrence to stop

[u/dragunityag → u/TL15SD]

Other places to store a Dildo /s

[u/validusrex]

Dude where did it even come from lmao

[u/ConwayTheCat]

“Go fuck yourself!”

[u/Goldelux]

You can foul LeBron from space but you can’t find a person who threw a dildo? Lmao comeon

[u/J4jem]

This is so fucking disrespectful. Damn.

[u/Capital_Past69]

Last place in fantasy football has to throw a dildo onto the court

[u/PositiveStress8888]

your going to see fleshlights thrown at NBA games now

[u/Many-Wasabi9141]

I can't for the life of me see where it's flying in from. It just kinda appears near her foot after bouncing off... her foot?

[u/Happy_Mad_Sad]

I think its the same person, a dildo man of sorts

[u/JohnnySack45]

Immature and disrespectful

[u/Beneficial-Ad8000]

Can someone please throw a suction bottom one and have it land properly?!

[u/powercordrod22 → u/Beneficial-Ad8000]

Properly on the backboard

[u/LiquidHotCum → u/Beneficial-Ad8000]

I kinda think that would put an end to this. we just need one to stick.

[u/PapiGoneGamer]

Those Impractical Jokers are going way too far now with the punishments.

[u/PortlandPetey]

Was it green? I think I might know who it was

[u/looseleafnz]

The dildo searches at security are really going to have to be more through.

[u/WiseZen]

Why dont they have a dildo detector upon entry?

[u/T-Rextion]

The angrier the women get, the funnier it gets to the people that would do this.

[u/wpascarelli → u/T-Rextion]

The women are all laughing and making joke tweets to eachother about the incidents.

[u/SexyWampa]

Is this the plan to increase viewership and attendance?

[u/PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE → u/SexyWampa]

Planning is false flag dildo attack is crazy

[u/CatoTheBarner → u/PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE]

Dibs on the band name “False Flag Dildo Attack”