Which of these Roman Emperors had the best nipples?

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[u/FentAddict199]

Obviously it’s Augustus, I mean just look at em shine

[u/bootthrowawayaccount]

Augustus. They are pronounced but not too big.

[u/Own_Ask4192]

Clearly Trajan.

[u/BorderInteresting732 → u/Own_Ask4192]

Gynecomastia

[u/VerilyThusSayeth → u/BorderInteresting732]

Bruh what?

[u/hogcranker61 → u/Own_Ask4192]

...I should call her

[u/EdwardoftheEast]

Trajan

[u/Emergency_Comb1377]

Nah, it's Lucius Verus, hands down

[u/YouMightGetIdeas]

Now thats the the kind of in depth historical analysis I'm here for. Obviously Augustus.

[u/Basileus2]

Trajan’s nips, like all else about him, was Optimus Maximus

[u/OracleCam]

Glad we are finally focusing on the right questions

[u/Historyandwow]

Hadrian

[u/spoiledmilk1717]

This is my first impression to this sub. Love it.