r/sscnapoli Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

Meme SSC Spizio

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u/gicu183 Dries Mertens 25d ago

Prem retirement home club status wasn't on my 2020-2030 bingo card

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

Why not Cavani at this point ahhah

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u/Xardian7 25d ago

The meme tag is good also as tier for this source.

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u/agiudice 25d ago

can't you just take Ibrahimovic? It's well rested in the vip seats

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u/mad-suker 25d ago

i’d get vardy anytime, anywhere. great player, loved him

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

Come on bro, one year and we find Vardy with a catheter💀

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u/mad-suker 25d ago

how about a 1year contract?

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

I'm saying he is not ready now, there are many better options

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u/mad-suker 25d ago

i mean, he is free and we need a striker untill lukaku returns, that’s why i can’t see the cons of this kind of signing.

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

The downside is that it hasn't undergone any preparation since it's practically retired. It would take a lifetime before it's usable, and you can't even be sure it's physically intact. (Also he is English, no English in Napoli)

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u/domsolanke 24d ago edited 24d ago

McTominay is practically English too, as well as Scottish. Born and raised in England and his mother is English, so guess he doesn't qualify either then.

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 24d ago

It's clearly a joke man😅 who cares where he came from

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u/kukuruku69 Edinson Cavani 25d ago

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u/Vetoh 25d ago

If it’s a one year contract it could be a good idea. Don’t forget we need a striker that can also fit into conte’s system. Vardy can play both the deep run and possession holding striker, has tons of experience, won’t make Lucca feel threatened, will maybe retire at the end of the season (which also means he could give EVERYTHING he has to give right here and now).

Overall, not so bad as it looks.

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

Asking deeprun to a 38 years old Vardy is like asking to a Math teacher with dementia to solve a function

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u/IndecisionFuture Salvatore Aronica 25d ago

Napoli network......

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

That's why is not tagged as "Transfer rumors" but memes

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u/IndecisionFuture Salvatore Aronica 25d ago

Lmao ci son cascato

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u/FraDan88 NAPOLI 25d ago

I think this is just a rumor but it's not true

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

That's why it's not tagged as "transfer rumours" but memes

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u/31Richie 25d ago

I’m confused as to why we would buy a striker right now. We have Lucca long term and Lukaku will be back and has more years left. I think a temporary stopgap like Vardy is perfect

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u/Caratteraccio 25d ago

At the moment we need a reserve striker, since from now until Romelu's return we will need someone to rotate; furthermore last year Scott also didn't do all the preseason camp

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u/RedditSucksMucho 25d ago

As a huge chat shit get banged fan id love to have him as a temp fill for Lukaku.

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u/Photonbeeofficial Dries Mertens 24d ago

Nothing like the striker conte likes, big doubts

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u/Overall_Elk_2547 22d ago

I wouldn't stand my idol joining this shitty club and cheering in front of those shitty fans 😭

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 22d ago

What's your problem man?

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u/BranFendigaidd Diego Maradona 25d ago

Most of the suggested names so far are on loan players or older plaeyrs on short contract.

We are not buying a striker now.

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u/LoridanITA Giovanni Simeone 25d ago

We need one and that's a fact, now let's se who do we get because I won't accept Lucca and Ambrosino as strikers for 3 competitions

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u/BranFendigaidd Diego Maradona 25d ago

I doubt anyone asked you. Just chill a bit. It is not like there are a ton of strikers on the market for a decent price.

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u/Snoo23580 25d ago

The truth is that he is never been good. One good year just like piatek

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u/Ging42 25d ago

Bruh

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u/Snoo23580 25d ago

I know I know

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u/Pleasant_Pie_6843 25d ago

Most braindead comment of all time

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u/Snoo23580 25d ago

11 goals in the last 2 PL. But he's young, he'll imporove

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u/Pleasant_Pie_6843 25d ago

200 G/A in the premier league in 340 games, playing for a mid table team at best. Not to mention carrying them to a historic PL title. Sono tifoso del Napoli ma minca se Vardy non era un mostro.

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u/Snoo23580 25d ago

ERA

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u/Pleasant_Pie_6843 25d ago

You literally said he was a one season wonder. 0/10 ragebait lmao

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u/Snoo23580 25d ago

Lol a little ragebait never hurt anyone