r/sscnapoli David Neres 3d ago

Meme The Man United Exit effect has extended to more than just performances

Fun fact: Rasmus is actually a patient of my aunt, who would go to Bergamo to visit him and help treat his acne when he played for Atalanta.

Well, seems like he won’t be needing to visit her anymore, as the Neapolitan sun has already seemed to cure it.

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u/mushroomnerd12 United States 3d ago

What some Neapolitan tomatoes do to you -Scott McTomato, probably ✨🍅

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u/JokinHghar Giovanni Di Lorenzo 3d ago

The sun does wonders for the complexion

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u/Charger2950 3d ago

And not having any artificial garbage chemical shit ingredients in food. Italy doesn’t allow food corporations to poison their people.

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u/JokinHghar Giovanni Di Lorenzo 3d ago

cries in American

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u/BeneficialNewspaper8 3d ago

You really think a professional player for man utd, with dieticians and personal chefs, eats shite food?

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u/TheLonesomeChode 3d ago

No, the people do it themselves through chronic smoking and dumping waste in water supplies. /s

(I am obviously joking but I found, from friends and holidaying, that littering is pretty bad and mass privatisation has allowed government to be controlled by big business without environmental protections or regulations to prevent poor service)

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u/ConMonarchisms Norway 3d ago

I mean, I’ve heard fellow Man United-supporters slag Hojlund so badly, I freaking hope he bangs in 25 for us, gets us another Scudetto, and stays for a long time.

Man United need to refind their identity, it is so lost it isn’t funny, I still hope for their success- but if you asked me four years ago who I care about the most, Man United? Or Napoli? It was Napoli, and it still is.

Not overly thrilled to see others doing the exact same switch- mostly because many come AFTER the success. I cried when it was bottled in 22, I cried when we won in 23, and I cursed our misfortune in 24, only to yet again look God right in the eye in 25.

There is for sure another challenger in Italy, ladies and gentlemen; and I for one could not be prouder!

FORZA NAPOLI! Ieri, oggi, domani, e per SEMPRE!💙✨

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u/ConMonarchisms Norway 3d ago

Fighting the truth is a sport for idiots :)

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u/TheLonesomeChode 3d ago edited 3d ago

As a United supporter who follows Napoli in Serie A, I always liked Hojlund but it was very clear that he was overpriced and not ready yet to play at EPL level. I feel like a loan away will do him the world of good to get regular game time and develop in a less physical league whilst he is still establishing himself as a player.

For anyone who watched The Simpsons, I’m always reminded of the Larry Burns quote, “Whoaaaa she’s not done yet!”. Hojlund felt to me like he has all the raw ingredients to be a top, top forward but needed another few years of Serie A or a loan to Portugal before he was ready. I think with the fans at Napoli and the right environment (aka a non-toxic one) he will be able to flourish and not have the same pressure on his shoulders to burden as the only striker.

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u/heretic-wop NAPOLI 3d ago

the toxicity of Yanited is real

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u/sufinomo 3d ago

probably edited it out

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u/newyorknapolifan 3d ago

dude is a rock star all it took was coming to napoli

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u/OkSwing1119 2d ago

Hoping Hojlund really goes off like Scotty McTominay did.

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u/clipli 2d ago

I hate idiotic football commentators who have no clue what they’re talking about and make content ab it, when hojlund first joined he had a lot of acne and i confidently remember a vid of him getting some acne removal treatment a couple of months after joining mufc, this dudes just stupid and draggin our clubs name

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u/cdkw1990 1d ago

Not sure what Højlund's acne has to do with anything, but he had a lot of laser treatment over the last year which he openly shared through the socials. It obviously did the trick and you could see his skin looked much better during the pre season tour. Had nothing to do with moving to Italy.

Anyway, as a United fan I wish him the best. Was a genuine fan of the club and always gave his all, just don't think he had enough about him, unfortunately. I think he'll score a good amount for a well set up team like Napoli, away from the pressure put on players at United.

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u/Upbeat-Tooth8711 1d ago

High level in England.... Lower level Italy. Like others who play in the Bundesliga like gods. And in the Premier league they are just average