r/suicidebywords • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '25

What would you choose?

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u/eluteronumYT Jul 21 '25

Is the guy on the right... Dead?

58

u/weneedstrongerglue Jul 21 '25

Only on the inside.

40

u/goat-stealer Jul 21 '25

Having never had it myself, option 2 would just put me where I am now: Except I'd just get a prize after the one year mark.

31

u/Goreas Jul 21 '25

I do both regularly and i would still choose one year without sex...

5

u/herbieLmao Jul 23 '25

I know a few ladies who would mate with that young man in an instant

3

u/The_Mighty_Yak Jul 23 '25

I know at least 1 guy...

3

u/Andr3as-13 Jul 25 '25

It's you, right?!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

👀

1

u/Bright-Sign846 Jul 27 '25

Im sure itll not gonna happen

2

u/Istar10n Jul 23 '25

Why not both?

0

u/Knowledge-Seeker-N Jul 21 '25

I have a vow of chastity and celibacy so I see the second option as an absolute win. 😂

4

u/18711919 Jul 23 '25

It's always unusual to see monks outside the temple, especially on Reddit! Please pray for peace today!

1

u/Knowledge-Seeker-N Jul 23 '25

I'm not a monk though, let alone a peaceful one, but thanks (?). Have good day, lol.

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u/The_Mighty_Yak Jul 23 '25

The vow wasn't voluntary was it

1

u/Knowledge-Seeker-N Jul 23 '25

It was, and is. What made you think it wasn't?

1

u/lifeoreality Jul 24 '25

I barely even have time for games, so does it really matter?

1

u/Nitrogen70 Jul 24 '25

Based self-deprecation, there.

1

u/No_Run_6314 Jul 24 '25

Am I able to choose?..

1

u/kazeuzumaki9 Jul 24 '25

It's always weird seeing aaron troscke in the english speaking corner of the internet

1

u/Madophima Jul 24 '25

one of us!

1

u/fairsnowe Jul 25 '25

“Does masturbation count?” … asking the real questions ^

1

u/No_Technology_3732 Jul 25 '25

Video games > Sex. it's not even close. Women are nothing but drama...video games can be as well but that usually gets patched out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

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u/The_Mighty_Yak Jul 23 '25

The OF models you're subscribed to aren't really offering dude.