r/suicidebywords • u/Nosferrati87 • Jul 27 '25

Social Skills

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u/_ManicStreetPreacher Jul 27 '25

Why is this sub mostly "small penis" and "no secks hehe" posts like that's the most horrible thing that can happen to a person?

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u/StonksGains Jul 27 '25

Why is 90% of the music about love or sex?

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u/Username_cantdecide Jul 27 '25

Love, gf/bf, relations, cheating, sadness. Sometimes maybe sex between people but the lyrics are indirect. As the other comment says it is about what type of music u listen to. Musicians cant come up with ideas sometimes so they just sing about their life.

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u/LayeredHalo3851 Jul 27 '25

Looks like someone doesn't listen to enough Goregrind

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u/Hongkongjai Jul 27 '25

There are musics of art, musics of passion, and they sometimes intersect. Human often are passionate about love, and it’s something that everyone can relate, unlike higher arts in like classical musics.

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u/Night_-_shade Jul 28 '25

A majority can relate to it sure, but not everyone

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u/_ManicStreetPreacher Jul 27 '25

It's not, but it depends on what kind of music you're into. I barely know any songs about sex.

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u/devilzal Jul 27 '25

Okay, I'll bite. What's your favorite musician that don't have song(s) about love or sex.

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u/EinMuffin Jul 27 '25

Not OP but this actually a fun challange.

-Sabaton doesn't sing about that stuff, but is kind of a cop out -I think Demon Dice never made a song about love/sex but I don't know all her stuff well enough to be sure about it

I can't think of more artists at the moment

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u/CorkusHawks Jul 27 '25

To be fair. The animalistic will to breed is written in our DNA. If you ain't getting laid, you can at least subconsciously feel like a failure. Sex is fun and makes me happy at least. Life can be pretty bad without it.

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u/_ManicStreetPreacher Jul 27 '25

There's definitely that inherent desire, but in this case it's just reddit being horny as hell. This sub is like false advertisement because every post is about small penises and lack of sex.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Jul 27 '25

It’s because I generally lack the skills to properly commit suicidebywords so I take the easy way out and go for the self deprecating no secks small penis jokes

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u/moon__lander Jul 27 '25

Because "penis big" and "big secks hehe" are considered to be douche

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u/Key-Month6651 Jul 29 '25

Turns out that when you have a biological urge you can't shut off at will, feeling insecure about it or not being able to experience something positive related to it feels pretty shitty.

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u/bottomcurious32 Jul 29 '25

You're clearly forgetting historic events like The Trojan War.

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u/ApeWithBlade Jul 31 '25

I dunno, my gooner playlist contains songs about Kali Yuga only

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u/Distredon Jul 27 '25

Never had that problem. Mainly beacause my girlfriend has an ironing board for an ass

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u/Darkime_ Jul 27 '25

A match made in heaven.

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u/MyNameSpaghette Jul 29 '25

I also don't have this problem with your girlfriend

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u/Distredon Jul 29 '25

That's no way to talk about your mother, boy.

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u/WilliePullout Jul 27 '25

Past*

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u/Better-Eggplant9822 Jul 30 '25

I had to scroll way too far to see this. Honestly, it breaks my heart to see how low the average level of literacy has fallen in this country. Twenty years ago I would have been literally wondering if someone rode the short bus and had an actual diagnosis if they were too stupid to spell basic words in the ONLY language they speak. Now it's somehow more common than not. Sad.

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u/AccomplishedWar265 29d ago

New copypasta just dropped guys

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u/West_Passion_1790 Jul 27 '25

I think you can solve this issue by trying a different sex position like missionary or cowgirl

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u/Timesjustsilver Jul 27 '25

They hate him, because he told the truth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Important to take one problem at a time.

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u/samurairaccoon Jul 28 '25

It's funny bc that's not how anatomy works. Idk unless you're goin in for the brown eye.

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u/naverlands Jul 28 '25

using a duck as example is so wrong. 😑 their penis are so long.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

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u/iMacintoshPlus Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

brother this is not true and your post history was frankly hard to read. if you’ve been hurt by a woman in the past, you have a right to be upset with her, but it’s not an excuse to generalize people in such a degrading way. there’s the right woman out there for you somewhere, but you’ll be sabotaging your chances with her if you think of her as an object and not as your equal.