r/suicidebywords 26d ago

šŸ˜”Same

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u/Cleigne143 26d ago

This brought back memories of my first boyfriend 😭 He really wanted to do it but I felt extremely shy and wouldn’t let him. Felt really bad so I just offered he put his wiener in my mouth instead, so he still won I guess šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube 25d ago

You got a snack but he didnt. Smh

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u/SteveMartin32 22d ago

That was the strangest way of saying blowjob....

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u/Cleigne143 22d ago

Wasn’t sure if the word would be filtered here, but I guess not?

Also can it even be considered a blowjob if I didn’t even move šŸ¤” It’s more akin to cockwarming šŸ˜‚

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u/RobotRepair 21d ago

No, that's called a "No-Bob"

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u/Playful-Depth2578 26d ago

You gotta choose wisely though dude there is some unsavoury pussy out there, some just ain't for munching

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u/mr_pineapples44 25d ago

I love performing the deed, it usually helps in the, uh, arousal, but I once went down on a girl who I swear hadn't showered in a month, and I was so turned off I literally had to just... Stop and say "I can't do this". It was pretty awkward, but yikes, there's a limit.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Why she didn't shower for month?

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u/mr_pineapples44 25d ago

She was just a really gross chick. I already knew she literally never brushed her teeth coz she'd told me, but it wasn't until I got down town that I realised how bad that hygiene issue really was.

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u/Geo_NL 25d ago

Not brushing her teeth wasn't a red flag enough to stop you?

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u/mr_pineapples44 25d ago

I was 7 months into a divorce and I really wanted to try moving on.

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u/SuperBry 25d ago

Been there bro; its said the best way to get over a woman is by getting under another but sometimes the juice just ain't worth the squeeze.

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u/FeloniousMonk422 25d ago

Man it seems like us men will go absolutely dumpster diving after a bad one before the bounce back. I’ve been there. I ended up looking at her one day after she got done pissing in the alley like a dog and I just felt so much shame and disgust for myself. Not to mention the long fake pink hair that felt like Christmas tree streamers. Good lord. Residual shame wave from the shame wizard.

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u/SuperBry 25d ago

A'yup. During, and for a while after, mine I held little to no standards to who I'd sleep with and was shitty about protection. Looking back on it I have no idea how I didn't catch something, knock one of the girls up, and in at least two that I found out about after the fact cases get beat up by their actual partner.

Thinking with the little head, while fun, can be dangerous.

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u/Nearby-Contact1304 25d ago

What’s that meme? ā€œmy dick has lead me into places I wouldn’t go with a gunā€?

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u/Gastonneyboi 22d ago

Knew a guy who had an ex like this, he called her a "Teardrop" as it was the motion he made going down, then back up due to the smell

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u/bhumit012 26d ago

Unless shes a vegan

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u/Festering-Fecal 26d ago

Gotta pass the smell test.

On the flip side this applies to guys with foreskinĀ 

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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral 26d ago

And without. Foreskin or not, if you don't wash that shit properly, it's gonna stink.

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u/AnalBlaster700XL 25d ago

Lipstick doesn’t stink.

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u/GroundbreakingCan779 25d ago

Definitely underrated comment 🤣

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u/Festering-Fecal 26d ago

I mean yeah but in my experience it's the ones with foreskin that doesn't pull it back and wash regularlyĀ 

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u/BesottedScot 25d ago

So nothing to do with foreskin but the cunts owning them...

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u/daneelthesane 25d ago

Naw, if they had cunts there wouldn't be a foreskin problem.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Your comment got me weak over here and idk why lol

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u/FitAccess8446 25d ago

Mmmmmm le fromage

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u/fhorcas 25d ago

Vive le Saint-vergeron

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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral 26d ago

I've known a couple of guys who sqid going down on a woman is disgusting, and one said he hated the smell of pussy (yes, clean pussy). But they damn sure expected women to go down on them.

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u/HoG97 25d ago

I don't understand how straight men like this can exist. Isn't the point of it that you find a women's genitals hot? Like just biologically?

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u/Machoopi 25d ago

I'm pretty neutral on it. I don't find the genitals by themselves to be attractive. Like just a freestanding vagina isn't going to do it for me, there needs to be a whole-ass woman there and the rest of the woman is significantly more important than her vagina. I think the bigger question is why it bothers these guys so much that they're unwilling to do it at all. You have to dislike it a whole heck of a lot to not be willing to go down on a girl. Even if there's a bit of dislike, you'd think the ability to give someone pleasure, and seeing them react in pleasure would counteract that.

I honestly think a lot of guys don't like it because they're bad at going down on a girl and have too much of an ego to learn to do it well. I've known guys that I would be willing to bet money on this being the case, and they're pretty much the only ones I've personally met who don't enjoy it.

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u/Torgo_Fan_Girl2809 25d ago

The term 'freestanding vagina' made me laugh. šŸ˜‚

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u/Electronic-Hunt6600 25d ago

As a woman, I really appreciate your opinion on this. 🄰🄰

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u/KN0TTYP1NE 25d ago

Female here. Love dicks. But most of my girlfriends who are very straight will absolutely not give head or wven touch their mans junk. Im like, yall sure you aint gay?

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u/BravestBoiNA 25d ago

My theory is that women more frequently date men they aren't actually attracted to. Going down on someone is definitely a rough activity if it's disconnected from any actual desire.

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u/KN0TTYP1NE 25d ago

I dont agree with that theory. Women will have sex with someone their attracted to just a lot of females are too afraid to have fun and to let go and get down.

My 2 cents

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u/BravestBoiNA 25d ago

Fair enough.Ā  That is unfortunate for them.

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u/wickedestcookie 24d ago

Yea bc they were pounded with the nonsense that ā€œhaving fun during sex = slutā€ by the conservative upbringing

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u/ThrowFar_Far_Away 25d ago

There are tons of women that have no trouble talking about how they dislike how dicks look and no one has a problem with that. But the instant it is the other way the guy must be gay.

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u/HoG97 25d ago

I didn't say any of that. Maybe I am also confused by straight women not being interested in dicks. You don't know

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u/Electronic-Hunt6600 25d ago

The ā€œyou don’t knowā€ made me lol. šŸ˜‚ As a straight woman, I can say I find the cock attached to the man I care about sexy AF, but not just a random cock. That’s icky. Idk why my brain works this way, it just does.

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u/TekiHeartDelphi7 21d ago

That should be the normal.

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u/No_Potential_4953 25d ago

At least one point is that you don't initiate your sexual attraction to someone based on the appearance of their genitals.

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u/Content_banned 25d ago

Lots of people are asexual.

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u/BravestBoiNA 25d ago

Did the definition of lots change recently?

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u/AineLasagna 25d ago

Comphet is also a big thing on both sides. Lots of people are bi or even gay but won’t admit it to themselves

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u/nscs_jmmw 25d ago

Just when I'm confident I know all of the acronyms and portmanteaus, another one pops up. First time I heard of comphet.

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u/Pjubo 24d ago

You'd think, but no šŸ˜…

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Like ikr? Once you get in the mood you don't care how bad it smells, monke brain takes over.

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u/Thinkerofthings2 25d ago

No tbh vaginas are not sexy tho some are pretty. There’s like a innie and outtie and one is cuter between the two.

The only reason to go down would be you like the girl enough to do so and/or don’t find it nasty.

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u/Effective-Tour-656 25d ago

That's not the only reason to go down on someone. Some of us get turned on when a woman rides our face and gets off. I love it when she's really turned on, and if that does it for her, then I'm keen to oblige.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

You are not alone my friend. I too enjoy my face being used like a Harley so my woman can get off

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u/Ok-Inevitable4515 25d ago

I don't think so. To the extent that there is a "point" in being a straight man, I would think it is to get the cutie pregnant. Licking her genitals won't accomplish that.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Porn destroy people mind i don't think in old days people used to lick cats

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u/Ok-Inevitable4515 25d ago

I have to respectfully disagree. I think people have always been hella freaky - just look at bonobos. But the freakiness is not the biological imperative - it's a side-effect of it.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

I don't think foot fetish, navel fetish exist long ago it started because of movies and porn who promoted them.

I can't believe women will ever love to suck guys penis and guy ever love to lick pussy in old times it's porn which destroy people mind.

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u/HoG97 25d ago

People have always been like this. It is very well documented

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u/TygerJ99 25d ago

Then why do prohibition shows treat head as if it’s the act of the French and debaucherous

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u/HoG97 25d ago

First of all, TV is rarely historically accurate

Secondly, I am referring to human history. There will always be short periods in specific cultures that have a little era of shaming things. And even then, that doesn't mean it wasn't done, just that it was more scandalous.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Who documented it ? Those who addicted to this thing

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u/HoG97 25d ago

Regular historians because you cannot separate human history and sex

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u/Darktider 25d ago

Wild thought process you have. Humans have been doing this stuff since the dawn of humans.. Porn didn't magically make men and women go "oh this thing can go in your mouth!?"

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u/SasaraiHarmonia 25d ago

What is your issue with porn? Avilability? There are old cave drawings of sex. There's always been sex. And as long as there's been sex, there's been the desire to do more than just the one type. And in thousands/millions of years of sex, you don't think one person before the modern era of porn thought to put their mouth on ANY OTHER PART other than the lips?

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u/Machoopi 25d ago

This logic makes no sense. Someone had to have thought of it / done it in the first place to have depicted it in porn, right? it's not like the first instance of oral sex was insisted upon by some porn director behind a camera.

I mean, besides that. how is this destroying people's minds? Are you suggesting that P in V sex is the only thing people should be doing? Eating pussy is our god given right, and a lot of women actually prefer it to P in V. It's not like those physical sensations only exist because pornography altered our biology or something. At some point, someone put their lips on another person's junk and that person was like "ooooh, that's pretty neat" (and it was).

Of all the bad things you could blame on porn, oral sex (in general) is the absolute furthest thing from "bad" you can get. I'd go so far as to say it's a pivotal part of the sexual experience. That's not because of porn; it's because it feels really good and is fun.

also, yes people in the old days did eat pussy. You can find art depicting exactly this for pretty much as long as art has been a thing. This would imply that people were doing it before the art existed as well.

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u/Marshall_Mars 25d ago

I like women, but I honestly have no real attraction to afab genitals. The best I've gotten is neutral skewing towards slightly positive. I prefer dick, and I like it to the degree that it doesn't matter who it's attached to. It matters who it's attached to for other reasons just not for my actual attraction to the penis itself. If I had a choice about it, all my partners would have amab genitals, but I care more about the person themselves than their genitals

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u/dregwriter 25d ago

I was like that as well until i found out that the smell I was smelling was not actually normal but it was the smell when they dont waste their shit, so yea.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

I don't expect anyone to go down for me neither i want to go down

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u/Lornesto 25d ago

A surprising amount of women have hygiene issues down there.

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u/Single-Builder-632 25d ago

I'm a little funny about it, TBH doen't seem that great, but i wouldn't expect them to do the same if i didn't there's definitely better ways to experiment.

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u/TooManyNoodleZ 25d ago edited 25d ago

Everyone has personal preferences — e.g. when it comes to ass play some people are exclusively tops, or exclusively bottoms — and that's ok, as long as you express them, ask for consent, and accept when you're not compatible with your sexual prospect.Ā  It must be unpleasant for this guy's partner to only learn he won't go down on her after she goes down on him, especially if he lied and said he would... It wouldn't have been a big deal if that he told her he wouldn't ahead of time, giving her a chance to opt out.Ā  We need to communicate better folks.

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u/ButtsCinnamonPie 22d ago

Not heterosexual, not man here, but how can people (who are attracted to women, of course) not like the smell of wet pussy?

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u/metaltincan-01 21d ago

For some reason, as a virgin (afab), this is my worst nightmare

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u/Firespark7 26d ago

Hell, even my ex-GF wouldn't let me back then!

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u/Ok_Train_8508 26d ago

She let me.

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u/Firespark7 26d ago

Honestly, wouldn't even be surprized

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u/Incidion 25d ago

A suicide by words in the suicide by words post. We're nesting them now.

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u/Hannibal_Bonnaprte 25d ago

More, turned a suicide by words, into a roast of his ex.

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u/Firespark7 24d ago

Did I tho?

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u/T00thhead 25d ago

šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜‚

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u/Big-Adhesiveness3361 25d ago

I once had a girlfriend who wouldn’t let me go down on her. I never understood why though.. I offered several times

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u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube 25d ago

She didnt want you to look like a suspicious german looking our of the trench in the battle of Verdun

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

You got me weeeaaakkkkk over here fam

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u/Piisthree 21d ago

Fine, I'll take my helmet off, but the Kaiser won't be happy.

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 25d ago

I met quite a few like this, the most common reasons are psychological, they feel like it's a dirty place (even after shower) and don't want anyone near it, I had a GF where I had a 10min window after she left the shower for me to go down on her, after that would tense up and not let me anymore, others don't like how their labias look, some because of religion, etc.

Other times it can also be too sensitive even for the tongue, some others cum too fast and lose the horniness after it, so they want to save the excitement.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Even after shower it can be dirty because peeing

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 25d ago

I mean immediately after shower.

And even peeing after shower, how dirty is it though? How much pee stays there? For sure not really dirty as it doesn't smell and I never got sick. And I have no problem in drowning in squirt, so it isn't a few particles of pee that I'd consider it to be dirty.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Docks and poosy are made for different reasons and you're doing something else with them.

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u/Effective-Tour-656 25d ago

Mine prefers the fingers. She enjoys oral, but not as much as like giving it.

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u/Dameslayer210 22d ago edited 22d ago

All women I've had serious relationships have been like this.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Because it smells because it's not supposed to be kissing area

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u/Tyfire02 25d ago

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Richard, would you like some Pussy?

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u/birbitnow 24d ago

With 69p šŸ˜…

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u/New_Target_8887 25d ago

I would say the guys that dont do it were traumatized by the very negative smell and even breathing through your mouth trying to get the job done was just to much.

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u/karloavera 25d ago

From my limited experience, I'd rather go down on a girl than have one go down on me.

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u/SexyVulvae 25d ago

All these guys talking about fish smelling pussy tells me part of the problem is they only get dirty girls 🤢

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u/MimsyPrincess 25d ago

Good grief. The lack of knowledge here is just sad.

Fish smelling vaginas are NOT synonyms with dirty women. Bacterial vaginosis is often the culprite when the vulva and vagina smell fishy.

Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is primarily caused by an imbalance in the normal bacteria found in the vagina, specifically a decrease in helpful lactobacilli and an increase in anaerobic bacteria.

Most women will have one or several rounds of BV during their life. Often, excessive washing of the vagina can be a reason for BV. Women use perfumated soaps, that irritates the vulva, wash inside their vagina(it is selfcleaning, wash the vulva only) don't douche the vagina! Use none perfumated soaps made for vulvas, they got the PH value thats the same as your vajayjay.

Different partners, syntetic clothing can contribute, and antibiotics can be a reason. Menopause, use of IUD, smoking, hormonal fluctuations during a woman's cycle.

While some behaviors like douching or having multiple partners can increase the risk of BV, it's crucial to remember that BV is not caused by poor hygiene or a lack of cleanliness.

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u/JoltKola 25d ago

That doesnt make it more apetizing. The first person I went down on had vaginosis, it fucking traumatized me but i somehow forgot it. I gagged even thinking about doing oral with partners for years after that and I didnt know why. Until I ran into it again and had a flashback that explained everything.

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u/MimsyPrincess 24d ago

BV can smell absolutely terrible. I get you. . I can't stress this enough. Do not eat a person out if you don't want to. BV is a valid reason not to. No shame about not wanting to give oral to someone with an bacterial infection.

If a lady you wanna have sex with smell like she got BV, gently tell her its help to have for it, 5-7 of treatment. An astounding amount of women don't know its not normal to have a fishy smell downstairs. And with less women going to a gynecologist regularly. Less coverage of good sex ed and well covered biology in school in many countries, Its knowledge many lack. Both women and men.

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u/JoltKola 24d ago

I didnt know!! I was a kiddo!! But it took a few years before i realyzed why the thiught of oral made me gag.

During those years i did not give oral, even though I had forgotten what was the reason. People thought I was selfish (which was kinda true?).

Ohh well :P

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u/BagaLagaGum 25d ago

Fishback

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

But why should both genders do this that's disgusting for both of them

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u/Content_banned 25d ago

All Sex is technically disgusting. Doesn't stop me from eating pussy or sucking dick.

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u/SexyVulvae 25d ago

Do what?

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Women giving bj to men and men eating pussy

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u/pariserr 25d ago

Man, the struggle is real, some of us have been there with the awkward first-time nerves, and others learned the hard way that not all choices are created equal. Either way, it’s a win if everyone leaves happy!

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u/DeliciousAd2546 25d ago

Not every one gets to eat steaks on a daily basis. Sad reality.

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u/Conscious_Refuse_905 25d ago

why would anyone wanna eat pussy cat? Is eating a cat legal?

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u/ILike10000000 25d ago

In China, korea and some asian countries, it's common delicacy.

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u/Pierre777 25d ago

Cunnilingus?

More like cunniling-less, amirite fellas?

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u/skitzofredik 25d ago

I have too

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u/yumymynaaomi67 25d ago

Lol no comment

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u/Ravensdead1-3 22d ago

I don’t let my husband because he’s terrible at it. He’s offered, but I say he doesn’t have to.

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u/Sang1188 25d ago

Becuse I am not interested. And no, I don“t go the other way either.

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u/CapitalWestern4779 25d ago

As long as it's not a three day old festival pussy I'll eagerly snack away. But let's be clear, there are no straight men that don't eat pussy, and let's leave it at that.

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u/thexriles 24d ago

DJ Khaled has entered the chat.

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u/NiceCunt91 22d ago

Jamican men want a word with you. They don't eat the "pum pum"

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u/CapitalWestern4779 22d ago

As I said, no straight men.

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u/Bombarrosh 25d ago

Same :c

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u/Temmie96 25d ago

Maybe they drink it instead

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u/JoltKola 25d ago

First person I went down on had that fermented vaginosis stank, i almost threw up but pushed through. Took a few years for me to remember that moment and the trauma it induced, it explains my weird pussyphobia that I had.

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u/Broad-Risk6813 25d ago

I hate the smell of fish it’s repulsive

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u/Madden_Brain 25d ago

Even my wife 😭

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u/Dirtypervywizard 24d ago

My answer? Because I’m a CNA and I’ve cleaned enough nasty ones. Also because no one will let me

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u/abaconsandwich 24d ago

Not a fan of getting hair in my teeth

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

That's so sad😭

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u/SheridanVsLennier 23d ago

It's my favourite hobby.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Licentious_duud 23d ago

No one not even my mom

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u/5tr0nz0 22d ago

Because sometimes women want to lightlywash their flaps and it tastes like piss and it grainy. Even ones you know try to stay clean they just think a light rinse is good. Just like your gooch, you gotta get IN there.

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u/JJ_Andy 21d ago

Women absolutely musn't wash inside of their vaginas, it destroys the pH balance and leads to infections. Only the outie can be washed with appropriate product. If it still smells after a shower - she has an infection. If it's not an infection then you are biologically not made for each other.

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u/Redararis 21d ago

did you ask?

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u/Pervader_ 21d ago

šŸ˜”Same

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u/XxDETxX 21d ago

Do I need a profound reason? I just don't want to

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u/Makeyourdaddyproud69 19d ago

I do however there was a partner I found a piece of fromunda cheese in and promptly ceased.

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u/Torgo_hands_of_torgo 25d ago

Imagine being with a woman who actually doesn't like having her pussy ate. Yeah, they exist.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

Majority don't like it only porn addicted man and women do this stuff

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u/Torgo_hands_of_torgo 25d ago

Don't lose your habit, mother superior, you're a long way from the convent.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta 25d ago

It's all started since porn became mainstream in old times people only use to do sex not all this stupid dirty stuff

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u/Aurora0199 24d ago

Lmao, look up how old the Kama Sutra is. Even the Bible mentions similar acts. Maybe you should learn to read instead of believing brainwashing propaganda.

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u/toaster661 25d ago

I volunteer for any woman who is interested.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 26d ago

does this face look like it's had the chance?

selfie.webp

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u/Fluffy-Awareness8286 25d ago

I have chose a celibatary life. Partly because i don't have the energy and time to deal with no pussy's bullshit and partly because i am too ugly.

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u/Qui-GonFlynn 25d ago

Try being less of an asshole.

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u/Fluffy-Awareness8286 25d ago

Oh shit, you've figured me out. Mighty powers you have for someone who doesn't know shit about me. Yet, you don't seem to be that much better than i am.

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u/Monkey_King94 25d ago

I’m good at it too. The one hookup that let me ended up coming back months later with her new man begging me to teach him.

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u/KlutzyValuable 25d ago

Cool story broĀ 

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u/stirrednotshaken01 25d ago

In my experience I don’t need to. I like doing it

I think women haven’t themselves up for this one.Ā 

If you’re one of the few guys that women show interest in nowadays - why would you bother? You’re already seeing as many women as you want and they treat you great.

If you’re a normal or even above average you rarely get the chance to do it.

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u/syopest 26d ago

Don't feel bad. You have to be a pretty terrible person if no one will let you.