r/suicidebywords Aug 06 '25

😔Same

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u/Playful-Depth2578 Aug 06 '25

You gotta choose wisely though dude there is some unsavoury pussy out there, some just ain't for munching

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u/mr_pineapples44 Aug 06 '25

I love performing the deed, it usually helps in the, uh, arousal, but I once went down on a girl who I swear hadn't showered in a month, and I was so turned off I literally had to just... Stop and say "I can't do this". It was pretty awkward, but yikes, there's a limit.

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u/Doctor_Ka_Kutta Aug 06 '25

Why she didn't shower for month?

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u/mr_pineapples44 Aug 06 '25

She was just a really gross chick. I already knew she literally never brushed her teeth coz she'd told me, but it wasn't until I got down town that I realised how bad that hygiene issue really was.

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u/Geo_NL Aug 06 '25

Not brushing her teeth wasn't a red flag enough to stop you?

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u/mr_pineapples44 Aug 06 '25

I was 7 months into a divorce and I really wanted to try moving on.

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u/SuperBry Aug 06 '25

Been there bro; its said the best way to get over a woman is by getting under another but sometimes the juice just ain't worth the squeeze.

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u/FeloniousMonk422 Aug 06 '25

Man it seems like us men will go absolutely dumpster diving after a bad one before the bounce back. I’ve been there. I ended up looking at her one day after she got done pissing in the alley like a dog and I just felt so much shame and disgust for myself. Not to mention the long fake pink hair that felt like Christmas tree streamers. Good lord. Residual shame wave from the shame wizard.

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u/SuperBry Aug 06 '25

A'yup. During, and for a while after, mine I held little to no standards to who I'd sleep with and was shitty about protection. Looking back on it I have no idea how I didn't catch something, knock one of the girls up, and in at least two that I found out about after the fact cases get beat up by their actual partner.

Thinking with the little head, while fun, can be dangerous.

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u/Nearby-Contact1304 Aug 07 '25

What’s that meme? “my dick has lead me into places I wouldn’t go with a gun”?