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u/Looniestnormal 24d ago
Human-man... Hu-man?
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u/webDreamer420 24d ago
Man-man
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u/BigBuddhaR 24d ago
And his sidekick boy-boy
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u/webDreamer420 24d ago
and their super pet cat-dog™
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u/flux_underscore 24d ago
And their arch nemesis (who has a fear of drowning): sea-man
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u/BigBuddhaR 24d ago
She-Man, with the Power of 36 Genders
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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 23d ago
And you have to defeat them by clicking each of the 36 genders on 100 different open tabs
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u/mwilliams840 21d ago
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir
No blue buzzard
No three-eyed dog
Just a feline kanine little catdog
Catdog
Catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
Out on the road or back in town
All the kinda critters put catdog down
Gotta rise above it
Gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together
Gotta sing this song
Catdog
Catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
Catdog
Catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
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u/pm-me-turtle-nudes 23d ago
Damn did he go to North Korea for a hair cut?
And his super power is that he can do a thing?
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u/uvero 24d ago
Human man
Human man
Does whatever a human can
Drives a car
Eats some meals
Panics about paying off his bills
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u/jack31313 24d ago
I sang that while reading!
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u/uvero 24d ago
Human man
Human man
Does whatever a human can
Reads some words
Sings a song
Pattern recogni-ti-on
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u/DarshDarker 24d ago
Made me think of Particle Man by They Might be Giants
Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man
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u/420hansolo 24d ago
No,
vanilla iceu/uvero just invented this, if you say anything else you can prepare yourself to fight him in court2
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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 23d ago
You all are amazing and I love and hate that as a hooman that I can read things in exact tones
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u/weirdgroovynerd 24d ago
Homo-man.
It's perfect, because there's no way for someone to turn it into an insult.
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u/SouthernDandee 24d ago
Commitment man
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u/lukasconrads 24d ago
Commit-man
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u/fogredBromine 24d ago
No no, that's a programming thing
git commit -m "I am very afraid about this, also added an example"4
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u/Shameless_succubus 23d ago
Now you have a sick kick. Me!
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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 23d ago
I want an anime or live action show where theirs a Shameless Succubus but she befriends and protects a guy from his toxic exs that wanna kill him for being so wholesome.
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u/Gaping_Whole_ 24d ago
Ladiesman
I’m a gay
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u/EpicEddie11 24d ago
A really buff guy in a pink frilly dress beating up criminals, that's something I can get behind.
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u/Stuckingfupid 23d ago
I read "Im a gay" in Mario's voice, which made it funnier.
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u/Yhtaras 24d ago
Ladiesman 217
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u/trevehr12 24d ago
I saw the og comment, scrolled away, and came back bc I knew someone would’ve said this
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u/bigga- 24d ago
Life man
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u/oxyr0x 24d ago
Are you okay, man? :/
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u/Klony99 24d ago
I think to be okay in today's world requires some serious ignorance of everything going on.
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u/Awkward_Set1008 23d ago
ignorance and coping are the only mechanisms to deal with harsh realities we cannot change in a meaningful timeline.
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u/Klony99 23d ago
There is also the knowledge that you tried your best and the solution is on it's way or out of your hands.
You can talk to people, try to influence your surroundings and educate yourself on an issue that is important to you, to the degree that everyone you meet leaves you a bit wiser and more informed. You can also educate yourself on the ability to spread knowledge without coming off as a know-it-all or a manipulator, so your message is heard clearly. There's a third thing in the mix, learning to fact check yourself and trying to be as truthful as possible, which is a life long journey in itself.
I understand that that path is hard to take while also struggling to survive in a harsh environment, and I myself struggle to walk that path at all, but I think it's preferable to just accepting that the world is burning and turning away from it.
That is not to say that you aren't correct. Coping and ignorance are mental health mechanisms that are important. Always having to bare the burden of all the troubles that exist is impossible, because it leaves no space for recovery. But still... I feel like we're accepting way too much, and trying to change way too little. Complacent in the fact that the thing burning is the neighbours house, and not our own.
All that is to say... I find it hard to not think about how immediate the danger is. Today is a harsh reality, and it's very tiring to live in it.
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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 23d ago
That reminds me in a general discussion I tend to admit my knowledge may be lacking or off then go with what I know or think I know and if others correct me I get to learn how I was misguided or taught wrong and or outdated science. Like my teachers and textbooks that insisted the sky is blue not because of oceans or raylen scattering in the atmosphere but they insisted it was solely because of mountains. Or an older gentleman that went to the same school years ago and was taught earthquakes are because of the wind. I don't think American Education is completely bad but anyone who went there and entered college and life was not gonna be prepared well. So sorry for my long rant. I was only going to add.. I let people know my facts may be wrong or I'll link a Google article after scrolling and seeing if that's correct and tracks when it comes to stuff like health issues and resources for those in need
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u/Klony99 23d ago
It would be great if any factual discussion included sources. But in lieu of a perfect encyclopedia we can draw from, admitting you're not perfect is a great first step.
I see a lot of posturing and grandstanding on reddit, where people just assume their facts and insist to be believed without proof or reasoning. So being humble in that regard is great!
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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 23d ago
Thanks and even if I'm fairly confident in my knowledge I'm still open to others knowledge or correcting me because science and humanity progress and things change or new facts emerge. You can't know everything about everything but that's why we are species are great and why I'm all for having people regardless of age, gender, nationality, ethnic socio-economic background etc etc weigh in on topics. Like it's a weird example but this McDonald's I loved going to and working at had mostly 16 year old workers and I think the shift managers were 17 but I respected them because one they were respectful, 2 very driven to learning everything they could especially about the place they were working and 3 many had new ideas like doing things that were extra work and tasks but were vital to food safety and showed me that their are spots no one thought to clean anywhere else but absolutely needed stuff moved and arranged for a proper cleaning daily to ensure our customers wouldn't getting sick. So sorry for long off topic rant
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u/decker_42 24d ago
Nut man.
I have an allergy.....
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u/rotaryspace_59 24d ago
what would your super power be?
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u/Prudent_Pin_3012 24d ago
Shartman
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u/TimelessParadox 24d ago
In my darkest moment I sharted, so now I use sharts to fight crime. "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" squelch
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u/ethangeeze 24d ago
Holyman (trypophobia)
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u/dnjprod 23d ago
There's also holyman man which is a fear of a holy man which is a very valid fear among boys and girls of a certain religion considering one is arrested literally every week for doing bad things to kids
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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 23d ago
You didn't see every day so I'm guessing my priest and his popes religion weren't mentioned lol Crying in a fetal position because it's true
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u/PerfectionOfaMistake 24d ago
Responsibilityman.
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u/missdreamweaver 23d ago
I read a bunch of the others before truly taking a moment to think what mine would be. Decided responsibility man would sum it up nicely. Then looked back at the list and this was the next comment. Excellent
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u/AllMightYes 24d ago
Sea-man
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u/TheLordLongshaft 24d ago
You could form an alliance with other Thalassophobia sufferers and you can be "the league of sea men"
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u/Sweaty_Elephant_2593 24d ago
Amiemotionallytraumatizingmychildrenorbeingagooddad Man!
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u/thrownawaz092 24d ago
Finding-out-everyone-secretly-hates-you-and-everything-you-try-will-only-make-it-worse man
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u/Bitchysapphic 23d ago
This actually happened to me once but I have better friends now
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u/HamsterIV 24d ago
Abandoned-by-the-people-you-love-Man, I don't have issues I have the subscription.
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u/CptKaba 24d ago
Mailman.
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u/Amathril 23d ago
Mailmanman!
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u/CptKaba 23d ago
Nah just Mail. Especially email. It's either a stern talk/warning or additional work. Just because I do my things my way. It sucks.
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u/missdreamweaver 23d ago
Underrated comment here. The post office people are constantly annoyed at my lack of checking that box and i have three email accounts, the worst has over 1300 unread 😝
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u/DarkWhite19 24d ago
Job-man
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u/Overall-Mycologist-5 23d ago
i am deadline-man, nice to meet you, let's work together.
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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 24d ago
Alzheimer -Man
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u/Other_Key_443 24d ago
The first few seasons were ok but then they just kept repeating themselves.
I’m so sorry for the bad joke - dementia is awful and anyone living with it (or a loved one with it) has all my respect.
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u/eddierosa13 24d ago
Well guys the new Spider Man gonna be a tall skinny fat failed 34 year old Mexican rapper. Nice.
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u/Count_Nick 24d ago
Heightman or spider man, or horse man.
I fear all three things a lot, if I have to decide it's horse man probably
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u/spookythesepticeye 24d ago
lonely-man
damn...
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u/Tricky-Winner7984 23d ago
I'm right there with ya.
I mean, I'm not. That's kinda the point though 😕
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u/Kman5471 24d ago
I am terrified of chickens, eagles, and emus. I fight crime by going out to the bars with a buddy and helping meet a nice girl (or guy--superheroes don't judge!) I'm even willing to take one for the team, if need be.
I am... WINGMAN!!!
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u/Hot_Entrepreneur_128 24d ago
Hidden-snake-in-toilet-bites-my-vagina-man.