r/suicidebywords • u/WhatImKnownAs • 25d ago

Suicide in the title

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u/Looniestnormal 25d ago

Human-man... Hu-man?

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u/webDreamer420 25d ago

Man-man

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u/BigBuddhaR 25d ago

And his sidekick boy-boy

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u/webDreamer420 25d ago

and their super pet cat-dog™

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u/flux_underscore 25d ago

And their arch nemesis (who has a fear of drowning): sea-man

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u/BigBuddhaR 25d ago

She-Man, with the Power of 36 Genders

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

And you have to defeat them by clicking each of the 36 genders on 100 different open tabs

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u/Electrodactyl 24d ago

As someone who is deadly allergic to inhaling H2O, I am greatly offended by your comment.

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u/mwilliams840 23d ago

One fine day with a woof and a purr

A baby was born and it cause a little stir

No blue buzzard

No three-eyed dog

Just a feline kanine little catdog

Catdog

Catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

Out on the road or back in town

All the kinda critters put catdog down

Gotta rise above it

Gotta try to get along

Gotta walk together

Gotta sing this song

Catdog

Catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

Catdog

Catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

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u/CryptoScamee42069 23d ago

Cat dawg

CAAAAT dawg

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u/PhotographOk2491 22d ago

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u/samwise58 21d ago

WHERE DOES THE POOP GO!?!?! The REAL question every time I see or hear about CatDog

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u/pm-me-turtle-nudes 25d ago

Damn did he go to North Korea for a hair cut?

And his super power is that he can do a thing?

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u/glassheartsteelmind 25d ago

Boys aren't normally afraid of other boys, men and women sure but boys... eh

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u/StrangelyBrown 25d ago

I'm scared of Man-man. So I'm Man-man-man.

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u/Tobias8989 23d ago

Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men - two and a half men

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u/therabbitinred22 25d ago

There is a band called Man Man, and they are excellent

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u/One-Adhesive 25d ago

Stupid Man Man

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u/JohnT36 25d ago

That my cousin name, he got locked up so I need to call out of work to bail him out

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u/maxx0498 24d ago

But wait, there is also man-bat who likes bats (and is one). So are you scared of men or do you like them? And are you s man?!

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u/uvero 25d ago

Human man

Human man

Does whatever a human can

Drives a car

Eats some meals

Panics about paying off his bills

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u/jack31313 25d ago

I sang that while reading!

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u/uvero 25d ago

Human man

Human man

Does whatever a human can

Reads some words

Sings a song

Pattern recogni-ti-on

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u/DarshDarker 25d ago

Made me think of Particle Man by They Might be Giants

Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man

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u/Zealousideal_Ask3633 25d ago

Yes, that's the joke.

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u/420hansolo 25d ago

No, vanilla ice u/uvero just invented this, if you say anything else you can prepare yourself to fight him in court

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

You all are amazing and I love and hate that as a hooman that I can read things in exact tones

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u/Gloomy_Pineapple_836 25d ago

Me too 😂😂

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u/TheOldDark 25d ago

Love this omg

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u/theDancingKite 25d ago

Did you just steal my autobiography?!?

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u/weirdgroovynerd 25d ago

Homo-man.

It's perfect, because there's no way for someone to turn it into an insult.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Ajax_Main 25d ago

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u/Existing_Professor13 25d ago

Yeah, but it's never a joke to be homophonic 😉

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u/FoulfrogBsc 25d ago

Landlordman

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u/hEatr3d 25d ago

He-man

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u/agriculum 25d ago

THANK YOU

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u/Kriegswaschbaer 25d ago

Sou your scared of Humen and Hugh Jackman?

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u/angelv11 25d ago

I am also deathly afraid of jackrabbits. So, would I be called... Hu-Jack-Man?

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u/Gunzenator2 25d ago

The Humaman

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u/NYourBirdCanSing 25d ago

I was going to say failure man, but this one kinda covers all bases.

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u/PV-Herman 25d ago

You Man?

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u/Raptoot83 23d ago

"Hugh Man, now that's a name I can trust"

- Zapp Brannigan

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u/Mindless_Chef_3318 23d ago

(Homo-Sapien) Homo-man

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Now that is a name i can trust!

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u/Ucklator 22d ago

Hueman.

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u/MTheBigOne 21d ago

Your name would be Hugh Man then

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u/DiggityDog6 21d ago

Hi there, I’m Hugh Mann. The weather has been pretty nice lately. My hobbies include sitting on my couch, eating, and converting oxygen into carbon dioxide

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u/-Koyaanisqatsi 25d ago

omfg same thought, just without the word play

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u/WhatImKnownAs 25d ago

You want to post to the crossposted thread, not this one. In here, we're just pitying OOP for his title.