r/suicidebywords • u/WhatImKnownAs • 25d ago

Suicide in the title

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u/Gaping_Whole_ 25d ago

Ladiesman

I’m a gay

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u/EpicEddie11 25d ago

A really buff guy in a pink frilly dress beating up criminals, that's something I can get behind.

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u/Gaping_Whole_ 25d ago

I would welcome this 🙏

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u/Vacrian 25d ago

Username checks out

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u/bwakong 24d ago

I can’t unsee that

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u/RedCr4cker 25d ago

So puri puri prisoner?

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u/chinupbrit4207 25d ago

Came to say this. Kudos to you fellow mugiwara.

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u/Successful_Soup3821 25d ago

I could get behind him too

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u/flux_underscore 25d ago

Or that gets behind you, if you’re committing crimes

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u/Nbeuska 25d ago

May I humbly recommend Jojo's Bizarre Adventure season2?

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u/portdog37 24d ago

Wasnt that the rock in the toothfairy film

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u/Iamno0n3 22d ago

I'm imagining puripuriprisoner🤣

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u/Cuntly_Fuckface 25d ago

Ladiesman

I'm a straight

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u/Stuckingfupid 25d ago

I read "Im a gay" in Mario's voice, which made it funnier.

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u/Gaping_Whole_ 25d ago

It’s-a-me, queerio!

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

I'm straight but would adore playing as a queer Mario. Bonus points if I can play against homophobic people and win with ease each time lol

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

I want a version of Everyone's a little racist that everyone's a little gay. Or maybe I'm more Bi then I realize but I've come across dudes that I'm like wow they look amazing, smell amazing and are amazing people and ask them where they get their clothes and what scents do they use. I know my neighbors think I'm super gay but I am just fine with that because it means I'm able to be me lol

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u/Yhtaras 25d ago

Ladiesman 217

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u/trevehr12 25d ago

I saw the og comment, scrolled away, and came back bc I knew someone would’ve said this

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u/Primestudio 25d ago

WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?!

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u/iamthpecial 25d ago

First open laugh of the day (week?). Thanks for that, GapingWhole. 🫡🫶👊

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u/jack31313 25d ago

Username checks out 😁

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u/Chefdangerous-09 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

I feel like you actually are fascinated by the grand canyon (the famous landmass not my overworked behind lol) and made that username not even connecting that to your orientation lol.

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u/pjboy671 25d ago

Ladiesman (I'm straight, still scared to talk to women)

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u/Wise_Change4662 24d ago

The only one in the villaggge!

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u/jvLin 20d ago

Vaginaman