r/suicidebywords • u/WhatImKnownAs • 26d ago

Suicide in the title

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u/SouthernDandee 25d ago

Commitment man

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u/lukasconrads 25d ago

Commit-man

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u/fogredBromine 25d ago

No no, that's a programming thing
git commit -m "I am very afraid about this, also added an example"

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u/AndyClausen 25d ago

I'm mostly afraid of other people's commits

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u/Evening_Armadillo_71 23d ago

Call me merge-man

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u/OliveBoi_ 23d ago

Call me Conflict-man

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u/Shameless_succubus 25d ago

Now you have a sick kick. Me!

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

I want an anime or live action show where theirs a Shameless Succubus but she befriends and protects a guy from his toxic exs that wanna kill him for being so wholesome.

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u/Guilty_Debt_8958 25d ago

You sure you want that name?

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u/HotChilliWithButter 24d ago

Commitment man and his sidekick the milk vendor down the street