r/suicidebywords • u/WhatImKnownAs • 26d ago

Suicide in the title

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u/Looniestnormal 25d ago

Human-man... Hu-man?

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u/webDreamer420 25d ago

Man-man

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u/BigBuddhaR 25d ago

And his sidekick boy-boy

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u/webDreamer420 25d ago

and their super pet cat-dog™

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u/flux_underscore 25d ago

And their arch nemesis (who has a fear of drowning): sea-man

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u/BigBuddhaR 25d ago

She-Man, with the Power of 36 Genders

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

And you have to defeat them by clicking each of the 36 genders on 100 different open tabs

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u/Electrodactyl 24d ago

As someone who is deadly allergic to inhaling H2O, I am greatly offended by your comment.

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u/mwilliams840 23d ago

One fine day with a woof and a purr

A baby was born and it cause a little stir

No blue buzzard

No three-eyed dog

Just a feline kanine little catdog

Catdog

Catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

Out on the road or back in town

All the kinda critters put catdog down

Gotta rise above it

Gotta try to get along

Gotta walk together

Gotta sing this song

Catdog

Catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

Catdog

Catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

Alone in the world was a little catdog

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u/CryptoScamee42069 23d ago

Cat dawg

CAAAAT dawg

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u/PhotographOk2491 22d ago

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u/samwise58 21d ago

WHERE DOES THE POOP GO!?!?! The REAL question every time I see or hear about CatDog

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u/pm-me-turtle-nudes 25d ago

Damn did he go to North Korea for a hair cut?

And his super power is that he can do a thing?

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u/glassheartsteelmind 25d ago

Boys aren't normally afraid of other boys, men and women sure but boys... eh

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u/StrangelyBrown 25d ago

I'm scared of Man-man. So I'm Man-man-man.

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u/Tobias8989 23d ago

Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men - two and a half men

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u/therabbitinred22 25d ago

There is a band called Man Man, and they are excellent

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u/One-Adhesive 25d ago

Stupid Man Man

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u/JohnT36 25d ago

That my cousin name, he got locked up so I need to call out of work to bail him out

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u/maxx0498 24d ago

But wait, there is also man-bat who likes bats (and is one). So are you scared of men or do you like them? And are you s man?!