r/suicidebywords 26d ago

Suicide in the title

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u/Hot_Entrepreneur_128 25d ago

Hidden-snake-in-toilet-bites-my-vagina-man.

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u/Weekly-Magician6420 25d ago

That’s… oddly specific

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u/OldPyjama 25d ago

I mean there's reportedly a phobia for when you think a duck is watching you so...

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u/Weekly-Magician6420 25d ago

As long as we’re talking about weird phobias, there’s one where you are afraid of getting chased by timber wolfs around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a freshly waxed flooring, so I guess the snake thing is kinda valid. (Imagine all of this happening while a duck watches)

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u/A_Piece_Of_Coal_ 25d ago

That's just your average flakka hallucination

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u/yax51 25d ago

Wasn't that a far side comic?

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u/jesterlot13 24d ago

love that Far Side comic. Gary Larson caled it Liposlipophobia😂

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u/XechsMarquise 25d ago

I graduated with someone who had a fear of ducks. We found out after one approached his house. Apparently he threw a rock trying to scare it away but ended up killing it and wouldn’t leave his house until someone came and dragged it away.

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u/FlyingTiger7four 25d ago

I think it's called anatidaephobia

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u/Aki2403 25d ago

Antidaephobia

And it's a Duck or Goose, from "somewhere in the world"

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

Ducks are the Dolphins of local waterways and geese are vicious. I had one fake injury just to get humans close then it would attack them just fine walks away fine. I thought adrenaline dump until the year mark then I was like nah this lil fellas just a douche.

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u/masticatezeinfo 25d ago

I mean, any irrational fear could develop into a phobia, and so long as it's been documented and given a latin name, it should stand. Though you ought to know that some of these phobias in existence are merely medical shit posts.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 25d ago

Hey! We aren't judging you!

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u/Pizza-Moncher77 25d ago

say that again?

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u/AsexualPlantMain 25d ago edited 25d ago

I'm also afraid of this and I don't even have one

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u/i_talk_to_machines 25d ago

You don't have a toilet?

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u/Amoniakas 25d ago

Don't have a snake

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u/PV-Herman 25d ago

Who in the world doesn't have a snake?

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u/Emotional-Bat_ 25d ago

I feel this

You win all the prizes today though. I'm dying.

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u/SuperTomatoMan9 25d ago

Are you from Australia?

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u/Hot_Entrepreneur_128 25d ago

Canada. Land of snakes. Includes the especially ferocious Brown-Butt Snake.

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

I feel you have single handlely contributed to googles AI wondering why so many people are looking for the Brown-Butt Snake lol

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u/SuperTomatoMan9 25d ago

There is a butt in the Name?!

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u/Hot_Entrepreneur_128 25d ago

It is too scary. Please don't look it up.

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u/420hansolo 25d ago

Although I very sincerely enjoy the humor I checked it to see what results duckduckgo would actually give me and I was very sad to see just pics of brown snakes, not a single meme or something.

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u/SuperTomatoMan9 25d ago

I thought it was an attempt to show dick picks 😆

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u/Fallen-D 25d ago

I got this reference

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u/Hot_Entrepreneur_128 25d ago

I am doing my part to turn Reddit into Tumblr.

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u/BishonenPrincess 25d ago

Gonna show my age here, but the toilet scene in Arachnophobia has been making me nervous since the 90s.

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u/DezShock06 25d ago

Snakewoman or Escalatorwoman

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u/Icy-Operation-6549 21d ago

We could work together. I'm elevatorwoman. Stairs hate to see us coming.

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u/CancerSpidey 25d ago

Hidden-tirantula-that-I-Flushed-down-years-ago-bites-my-weiner-man

Yes I'm aware of the irony with my pfp

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u/IAmAPirrrrate 25d ago

ghostly-hand-comes-out-of-the-bathtub-drain-and-rips-my-balls-off-while-i-take-an-herbal-bath-because-im-ill-man

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u/Ok-Pickle-1509 22d ago

Man with a fear of getting their vagina bitten on the toilet.

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u/Witzmastah 25d ago

Like the actual inner body part? Or are you actually "Hidden-Snake-in-toilet-bites-my-vulva-man"?

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u/tupperwhore 25d ago

Shut up 🤫

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 25d ago

Comment and username really had me thinking this was the weirdest OF ad I've seen yet only to find nothing in the bio.

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u/pooponu22 24d ago

Wouldn’t that be Wo-Man too? Orrrr

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u/Impressive-Wasabi857 24d ago

You mean hiddensnakeintoiletbitesmyvagina woman

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u/KevinIsOver9000 24d ago

Just clarifing, would it be man or woman at the end?

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u/01_Pleiades 20d ago

Watched the movie Dreamcatcher, haven’t you?