r/suicidebywords • u/WhatImKnownAs • 26d ago

Suicide in the title

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u/Looniestnormal 26d ago

Human-man... Hu-man?

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u/uvero 25d ago

Human man

Human man

Does whatever a human can

Drives a car

Eats some meals

Panics about paying off his bills

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u/jack31313 25d ago

I sang that while reading!

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u/uvero 25d ago

Human man

Human man

Does whatever a human can

Reads some words

Sings a song

Pattern recogni-ti-on

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u/DarshDarker 25d ago

Made me think of Particle Man by They Might be Giants

Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man

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u/Zealousideal_Ask3633 25d ago

Yes, that's the joke.

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u/420hansolo 25d ago

No, vanilla ice u/uvero just invented this, if you say anything else you can prepare yourself to fight him in court

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u/Illustrious-Plan6052 25d ago

You all are amazing and I love and hate that as a hooman that I can read things in exact tones

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u/Gloomy_Pineapple_836 25d ago

Me too 😂😂