r/suicidebywords 14d ago

I’m you

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u/Open_Room_5544 14d ago

Surprisingly a lit alternative to saying "What if someone said the same thing to you"

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u/CitroHimselph 13d ago

Seeing kids learn that actions have consequences is a glorious sight.

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u/PlatypusACF 12d ago

I’ve seen far too many parents trying to protect their kids from any consequence’s whatsoever so their kids grew up to being annoying, bratty snobs with 0 ideas of how to manage life

I 100% agree with you

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u/Tigercup9 14d ago

Where the fuck is the suicide lol

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u/13-eggo 13d ago

I think it’s a Kamikaze by words instead, because she didn’t deny being ugly

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u/Biengineerd 11d ago

Yeah it's the type of kamikaze where you didn't know you were leaving on a kamikaze mission, but after you took the hit you knew what you must do.

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u/Paul_Robert_ 13d ago

Plot twist: OOP is really a time traveler

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u/Darkime_ 12d ago

Deserved, 100% deserved.

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u/Morlock19 12d ago

Thats fucking amazing

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u/Sad-Pop6649 11d ago

I still want to pull this one day. That there's a parent yelling at a misbehaving child: "Timmy, stop taking candy, you're not getting candy!" And then I run in: "Timmy, I'm you, from the future! Aliens attacked, and their only weakness was candy! But there was no more candy because you ate it all! Why did you eat all the candy Timmy? Caaandyyyyyyyyyyy!"[fades as I run out if sight]

Yeah, it'd traumatize Timmy for life, but some part if me still wabts to one day encounter a perfect situation to do this in.

Some day, my time will come...

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u/Shydreameress 12d ago

I've been told kids tell the truth but I've been called pretty by kids a few times and the first time I was sure I had heard it wrong.. I'm plain af with some remaining acne and close to being slightly overweight, I'm starting to think I was lucky to meet very nice kids

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u/triciaxfoxx 11d ago

That's ruthless and I'm here for it

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u/MaskedFigurewho 11d ago

Thats Hella funny

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u/MerriweatherJones 9d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/soberwriter1995 3d ago

That's a great response! Quick wit. Well played.