r/tacticalgear • u/Gessler555 • Jul 15 '25

Rhetorical Hyperbole What is this shooting position called?

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u/27SMilEY27 Jul 15 '25

Calling that a shooting position is a ...stretch?

130

u/YuenglingsDingaling Jul 15 '25

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u/IronGigant Jul 15 '25

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh!

Wow, is it 2008?

16

u/DoUpTheHouse Jul 15 '25

I could hear that “yeah”

9

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

High toilet

6

u/apkbrewer Jul 15 '25

I see what you di.... wooah. I almost fell

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u/MrTastey Jul 15 '25

Crouching tiger hidden blyat

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u/Affectionate_Cronut Jul 15 '25

Improvised.

8

u/DookieShoez Jul 15 '25

His ankle/leg gonna be a whole lotta improvised a moment after a supersonic chunk of lead comes close and he falls.

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u/Sam-ke-sung Jul 16 '25

You mean the way he improvised he might get compromised?

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u/DookieShoez Jul 16 '25

Well he is sticking his barrel out the window which is a great way to get spotted, but I meant the second a bullet cracks by or smacks the wall he’s gonna slip and fall from there.

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u/Sam-ke-sung Jul 16 '25

I know what you meant. I was just tryna be funny you "improvised, compromised" . Turns out i wasn't funny :)

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u/GorgonSmash Jul 16 '25

Actually, that was pretty good that you improvised on him being compromised. I surmise that in order to realize that, one must conceptualize and tell no lies…. Which might be a surprise.

Ok, I’m done…. Fries.

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u/MaliciousssMoose Jul 15 '25

Ledge glitch camping

12

u/prophetofmtnDEW Jul 15 '25

Right above the stairs on Nacht der Untoten

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u/absolooser Jul 15 '25

The under 30, as in years old.

12

u/Fast-Wrangler-4340 Jul 15 '25

Everyone in his 50s or more just died laughing. I hope you’re happy. All our deaths because you had to say it

4

u/warhammer444 Jul 15 '25

I was gonna call it the ow my knee lol

34

u/Bleak_Outlook_6178 Jul 15 '25

Prone position...

As in prone to falling down....

10

u/KalashVegan Jul 15 '25

Locked in

9

u/thekennethmoon Jul 15 '25

The Aeon Flux

5

u/Top-Driver-2028 Jul 15 '25

Kung Fu Panda Shooter

5

u/Safe-Contribution666 Jul 15 '25

Crouching Tiger Zesty Dragon

5

u/brainbyteRO Jul 15 '25

The real question is ... how did he get there in that position in the first place? As I see no ladder ... :))))

5

u/TargetLostandFound Jul 15 '25

“The Dangling Nut”

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u/whenfartsattack Jul 15 '25

The ‘Ol Razzle Dazzle

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u/zachchips90 Jul 15 '25

Whatever’s thats called, the loooooong way

7

u/Signal-Investment424 Jul 15 '25

Its called the get shot through the window and fall to death

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u/zeekillabunny_ Jul 15 '25

The hip flexor

1

u/uuid-already-exists Jul 15 '25

THE HIP FLEXOR!

Iykyk

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u/Sarkofugis Jul 15 '25

RAD

Rapid Area Domination

3

u/No_Seat_4959 Jul 15 '25

100% Disabled

3

u/357-Magnum-CCW Jul 15 '25

The swinging beef

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u/EdgeXBreak Jul 15 '25

The Jean Claude

5

u/AttilaRS Jul 15 '25

Fabulous

4

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Adaptive shooting — when the situation demands non-standard positions for maximum cover and field of view.

2

u/Simple_Conference516 Jul 15 '25

Young grasshopper???

2

u/Justurion Jul 15 '25

"Your injuries are not service related"

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u/ripnrun285 Jul 15 '25

At least he’s wearing a helmet. 😂

2

u/unclebubba55 Jul 15 '25

"Hanging on the edge"

2

u/maxim38 Jul 15 '25

The Van Damme

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u/ConicalGore1720 Jul 15 '25

The Ol Razzle Dazzle

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u/Asleep_Conclusion147 Jul 15 '25

are we deadass rn

1

u/p0l4r1 Jul 15 '25

Tactical Improvised Prone Position

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u/OdinWolfJager Jul 15 '25

Sneak around and pop out

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u/Last_Health_4397 Jul 15 '25

Headshot only.

1

u/jsrco1 Jul 15 '25

It’s called take the picture quick …..

1

u/Ironhorsemen Jul 15 '25

To the window!!!

1

u/glyphosate_enjoyer Jul 15 '25

The REAR LUNGE

Starting position MOVE

IN CADENCE

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

It’s called the ain’t gonna see me peekin through this position.

1

u/hnybadgdntcare Jul 15 '25

Called “do what you need to”

1

u/thunderblade95 Jul 15 '25

I have the high ground

1

u/danieladickey Jul 15 '25

The young and the flexible

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u/Dingyfluffy420 Jul 15 '25

Ripped pants

1

u/fschit Jul 15 '25

Air slay

1

u/RealProforce Jul 15 '25

cossack shot

1

u/LongjumpingDemand452 Jul 15 '25

THE PERCHED LOW CROUCH

1

u/Kick-Agreeable Jul 15 '25

your wife's boyfriend.

1

u/CremeFrequent143 Jul 15 '25

The Van Damme

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u/TheInsidious_1 Jul 15 '25

Adaptive, terrain required shooting position. Getting comfortable with uncomfortable.

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u/colemehr Jul 15 '25

Tactical Pilates

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u/JD0x0 Jul 15 '25

Not even trying to meme. They're basically doing a dragon pose stretch

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u/DJINN_HAKU Jul 15 '25

The im right here barrel out the window postion

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u/Roccofairmont Jul 15 '25

Headshot waiting to happen

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u/Konokey710 Jul 15 '25

Non service related injury

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u/SavageHatesYouV2 Jul 15 '25

Crouching Tiger pulled hamstring

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u/AdexGodhail Jul 15 '25

Scrotum shredder ahh

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u/JammyKebabJR Jul 15 '25

That's called "asking to be shot in the balls"

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u/Dee_Vee_ Jul 15 '25

“The Ballerina”

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u/TheMidnightCreep Jul 15 '25

That’s called the pop and drop. You take out your target and drop into the stairwell below 🤣🤣

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u/-FARTHAMMER- Jul 15 '25

Broken legs

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u/grahamcrackerninja Connoisseur of Autism Patches Jul 15 '25

The Spanish Inquisition

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u/Random-lrrelevance Jul 15 '25

Aang avatar the last airbender

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u/Chopblok81 Jul 15 '25

Half van dam?

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u/dolcerae Jul 15 '25

Hidden dragon crouching kittens

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u/p1_nerd Jul 15 '25

Modified Crouching Weaver…

I’m definitely late to the party, but I tried!

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u/Always_plus_one Jul 16 '25

Crouching tiger hidden blyat

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u/Aercturius Jul 16 '25

The Knees Over Toes Guy shooting stance

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u/HipsterFett Jul 16 '25

The Jean-Claude Van Spiderman.

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u/Repulsive_Whole8672 Jul 16 '25

The sack-smacker

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u/nsjames1 Jul 16 '25

Are those light up shoes?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

It's called Good Luck Mother Fucker (GLMF) when incoming rounds start impacting around you and you fall to your death!

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u/CC-7052 Jul 16 '25

Idk but I bet they didn’t see him coming

1

u/godzilla-earth Jul 16 '25

A very nasty angle

1

u/Galen_Forester Jul 16 '25

Welcome to Jackass

1

u/Expensive-Desk-5961 Jul 16 '25

military monkey agility test

1

u/C4Vendetta76 Jul 16 '25

Making shit work is what its called

1

u/Navysoonerchannel Jul 16 '25

Pre-domed position

1

u/Edge-Evolution Jul 16 '25

The spiderman

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u/King4Twelve Jul 16 '25

fuqit oui bawl

1

u/Masterredlime Jul 16 '25

The 'how to get safety timeout'

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u/No_Sky8034 Jul 16 '25

Heel in the butt Crack spider position

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u/ian_papke Jul 16 '25

A dirty head glitch

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u/Over-Body-8323 Jul 16 '25

That position is called Ballerina blaster

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u/cambrochill5 Jul 16 '25

K u n t ✨

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u/Agardenmakingnoise Jul 16 '25

Dead..because you can’t get back quickly, and you’re giving away your position.

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u/Fun_Shape6597 Jul 16 '25

It’s called the supported I’m bout to fuck your bitch position

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u/max_point Jul 16 '25

Osaka Reach Around Flanking Maneuver.

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u/Inside_Description48 Jul 17 '25

Spider man position.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Unstable

0

u/thedamnoppressor Jul 15 '25

Tandoori ass pose.

0

u/Hamj11 Jul 15 '25

Le gay

0

u/alphalegend91 PBL (Professional Basement Larper) Jul 15 '25

Cossack crouch. (look up cossack squat)

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u/AlpacaSwimTeam Jul 21 '25

"Dead" if he gets any return fire. A natural flinch will have him slip and fall into the abyss.