r/tacticalgear 21h ago

Rhetorical Hyperbole Never feel safe leaving the basement, but the dino nuggies smell too good to resist.

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How many of you clear your house like an absolute dork? For me its almost daily. My wife adds the needed stress factor by yelling a bunch of nonsense about “helping with the kids”….Anyways, get your reps in kings💪

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u/MajorDakka 21h ago

Rookie mistake. You gotta send the robot dog to get the dino nuggies for you.

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u/juan_wick762 21h ago

Getting a drone asap

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u/browndan8888 21h ago

It’s all fun and games, until you pull that trigger and lose the gun.

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u/juan_wick762 21h ago

Kungfu grip

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u/browndan8888 21h ago edited 21h ago

Ohh shit!… my apologies, didn’t realize I was talking to Mr. Juan wick 🤙

… please don’t come after me with a lápiz

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u/juan_wick762 21h ago

Apology accepted 🤝

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u/Inevitable-Sleep-907 19h ago

It may just be because you're forearm muscles have muscles and are the same size as your biceps but I believe you. Carry on Popeye

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u/ordo250 9h ago

Drip drip drip

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u/jfoughe 9h ago

It’s a creative and efficient way of removing drywall behind and in front of you in a single trigger pull.

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u/iceyivy12 16h ago

Look how close the drywall is the stock. That bad boy ain’t goin no where!

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 15h ago

I would assume it'd stick in the drywall and then you have a mounted shotgun!

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u/OwnCompany916 15h ago

Goes right through the drywall.

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u/Jond0331 21h ago

Girlfriend is out with her "Good" boyfriend? Better believe I'm checking for Tangos! Want the house safe for them before I go back to the basement and put on my Sordins and watch Blackhawk Down again!

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u/juan_wick762 21h ago

An absolute threepdog protecting his flock

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u/fschit 19h ago

Some drywall work after nuggies extraction.

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u/bearatrooper 20h ago

Bro is holding his scattergat like he's a Fallujah vet clearing a ziggurat with a 20 inch musket.

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u/juan_wick762 20h ago

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u/bearatrooper 19h ago

This shit looks ridiculous. They have to hold the thing so far from their faces to keep their teeth that they aren't even saving any space. With an AR you can jam your nose into the receiver if you have to, the recoil isn't gonna hurt you, but with a shotgun it doesn't make any sense.

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u/juan_wick762 19h ago

Have you ever tried it?

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u/FullMetal_Sniper 20h ago

Hahaha OP you should really try firing that shotgun like that and then see where it goes.

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u/Super-Lychee8852 17h ago

It's really not hard to shoot a shotgun without shouldering it lol. People do it all the time with shotguns that don't have a stock like shockwaves and breaching style shotguns

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u/juan_wick762 11h ago

Finally someone who knows shotguns don’t recoil like in movies

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u/juan_wick762 20h ago

Ill do it tomorrow and post a video just for you 💅

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u/theoniongoat 15h ago

1) don't. If you're going to try this, you need to get some meat behind it to absorb recoil. Right now you've got nothing behind it, you're just gripping along it with your trigger hand. That video you're linking, they rotate way out like that so they can get their palm behind the pistol grip still for some recoil management and have it way out from their head.

2) if you do anyway, please film and post it.

Its all kind of pointless. This technique is good with the M4 but with a shotgun you end up in a compromised position to make the space to keep your teeth. The better option is to tuck the butt into your arm pit. It makes you look a bit like you think you're a gangster, but you have better control and movement if you just shorten up to clear a corner.

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u/juan_wick762 12h ago

Are you familiar with the push/pull technique?

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u/one_hp_i_promise 13h ago

youre heavily overestimating the recoil of shotguns

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u/juan_wick762 20h ago

https://youtu.be/PCqJIW4_K7s chech this video out in the mean time

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u/Dr_Phil_McCrevice 18h ago

My 1301 hasn’t left the basement either. It said it’s scared.

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u/juan_wick762 18h ago

Unacceptable

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u/Dr_Phil_McCrevice 18h ago

To be fair, I don’t think it’d dove hunt as well as my 28” Remington. 🤣

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u/definitelynotpat6969 18h ago

Moar spread = moar hits on birb

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u/Dr_Phil_McCrevice 7h ago

Eh, the stock choke would probably do it. 🤣

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u/No-Channel960 4h ago

All the off shoulder comments...

Yall never breached a door with a shorty, and it shows.

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u/juan_wick762 4h ago

Hopefully this post can be educational for a lot of people. I think shotguns unfortunately have the most myths surrounding them.

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u/No-Channel960 3h ago

Peak fudd lore.

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u/Milsim_Enjoyer 21h ago

Gonna start soon lol

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u/juan_wick762 21h ago

Start now

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u/Milsim_Enjoyer 21h ago

Dir yes dir

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u/HugeCalligrapher1283 19h ago

Clear those corners! Make the Dino nuggs proud!

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u/TheTallestTim 15h ago

Sic semper tyrannis VA native 🤘🏼

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u/juan_wick762 10h ago

Only state who’s flag has a titty on it 😎

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u/collegekid1357 7h ago

You’re supposed to turn the shotgun 90° if you’re going to do that. The stock should be flat against the top of your shoulder.

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u/juan_wick762 7h ago

Ive shot the gun like this and im fine. Theres usually more than one way to skin a cat.

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u/collegekid1357 6h ago

Well the video you posted that you got this from shows holding it at 90°, not like you have it.

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u/juan_wick762 6h ago

Right but thats just one example for the people saying the gun will fly out of my hands. Im going to shoot it like this and upload a video to youtube this afternoon and post the link here so hopefully it can be educational for people who may have less experience shooting shotguns.

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u/East_Citron_6879 7h ago

Please fire your shotgun with that stance

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u/juan_wick762 7h ago

Stocks not in my shoulder whats gonna happen?

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u/kabooseknuckle 7h ago

You had someone take this pic, then decided to post it. Lol.

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u/juan_wick762 6h ago

It was the opposite order, but this is mostly satire.

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u/dasmikkimats 6h ago

LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!!!

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u/achonng 2h ago

Have your wife play opfor. It would be fun 🤩

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u/juan_wick762 1h ago

Shes already opfor

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u/theoniongoat 15h ago

Uf, short stocking a 12 gauge sounds like a good idea until you pull the trigger. RIP jaw/cheek as that thing comes rocketing back.

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u/juan_wick762 12h ago

For some reason i get the feeling you’ve never tried it. Idk why so many instructors teach it in shotgun courses.