r/technology • u/marketrent • 1d ago

Site altered title “ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN TRUMP! WITH HIS GLORIOUS 10% PURCHASE OF INTEL, THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERICA ENTERS A BOLD NEW ERA” -- California governor Newsom riles Republicans with Trump-trolling posts

https://www.barrons.com/news/meme-lord-newsom-riles-republicans-with-trump-trolling-posts-05b74794
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u/absentmindedjwc 1d ago

Can't wait for Newsom to start calling out his personal features - laughing at him for his obvious comb-over, commenting on his little baby hands, commenting about how he got his looks from his mother.. who looks like she got hit in the face with a fucking shovel, commenting on his weight.

Its the only thing that really gets under his skin. I can't wait.

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u/Amiro77 1d ago

He already did the tiny hands. 

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u/FalconX88 1d ago

He already went with the tiny hands

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW.

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u/Simple_Purple_4600 1d ago

cankles and diapers would do it

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u/Chrontius 1d ago

"What's Donald Trump smell like?"
"Depends."

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u/AllenIll 1d ago

Spray-painted safety cone orange.

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u/mumblesjackson 1d ago

Cankles = congestive heart failure

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u/BurrrritoBoy 1d ago

Especially the gaping nussy

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u/moaterboater69 1d ago

Normally I like nussys but Trumps is repulsive.

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u/Chrontius 1d ago

"Man, have you seen those tiny little baby hands? It's like Deadpool over here. No wonder he thinks he has a big dick!"

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u/justageorgiaguy 1d ago

Maybe it'll get under that hand makeup too!

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u/Fickle_Penguin 1d ago

Remember it's not newsom it's his account. His media specialist is amazing

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u/Amiro77 1d ago

Sure, but that goes for basically everything a person in such a position does. He doesn't write his own letters or reports either. He surely has to approve of everything that is posted in his name though. 

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u/Fickle_Penguin 1d ago

Yep that's what I'm saying. She is doing an amazing job.

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book 1d ago

Cringe, tbh