The Trump Phone Looks Like This. No, Wait, It Looks Like This

[u/ErinDotEngineer]

https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/the-trump-phone-looks-like-this-no-wait-it-looks-like-this/

[u/255001434]

"Why does the appearance keep changing??"

Because the phone doesn't exist. If they're this far along and haven't decided on a design, it ain't happening.

But feel free to send in your money, Trumpers. You know he cares about you.

[u/JFeth → u/255001434]

They are going to do what they always do, stick the Trump logo on a cheap Chinese product.

[u/Realtrain → u/JFeth]

That's loaded with spyware.

[u/jazzhandler → u/Realtrain]

Technically speaking, more spyware than phone by weight.

[u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface → u/JFeth]

Note that he calls it the T1. There is already a Russian phone called the T1, so more likely that.

[u/1-760-706-7425 → u/255001434]

Concepts of a phone.

Him, probably.

[u/PrincessNakeyDance → u/255001434]

I’m sure what will happen is one of his oligarch buddies will reskin one of their phones in like a year or so as a loyalty gift and none of the promises will be kept except the stupid looking gold phone design with and American flag and a Bible passage on it.

[u/mhwwad → u/PrincessNakeyDance]

“Thou shall not worship false idols”

Exodus 20:4-5 ISV You are not to craft for yourselves an idol or anything resembling what is in the skies above, or on earth beneath, or in the water sources under the earth. You are not to bow down to them in worship or serve them, because I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the guilt of parents on children, to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me.

[u/appealinggenitals → u/mhwwad]

Tell that to the Catholic Church 

[u/Thud → u/255001434]

Anybody receive their gold sneakers yet?

[u/bkelln → u/255001434]

Worst GoFundMe ever.

[u/deadpools_dick → u/255001434]

“His penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is LARGE!”

[u/GenazaNL → u/255001434]

Trump saw the Pablo Escobar phone and though, I want this

[u/Whole-Energy2105 → u/255001434]

Much like his watch that may or may not arrive. No refunds

[u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

I found a leaked copy of the actual design...

https://imgur.com/a/MKuaxvg

[u/seamonkeyonland → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

It even has a snowflake button they can press when things start to get too real.

[u/Dzotshen → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

Wow. Simple enough for a Trumpanzee

[u/JoJackthewonderskunk → u/Dzotshen]

Notice the soft edges so they can chew on it

[u/Dzotshen → u/JoJackthewonderskunk]

Or shove it up their ass

[u/skyfishgoo → u/Dzotshen]

that's always on the table, regardless of the shape.

[u/jazzhandler → u/skyfishgoo]

I hope they wash it before it goes back on the table.

[u/skyfishgoo → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

i'm confused about the red stop hand with the hospital cross on it

is that supposed to mean Do Not Resuscitate?

i think it does.

[u/witch51 → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

I wish I had more upvotes to give!

[u/HoldOnIGotDis → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

Obvious jokes aside, this is what it will actually look like

[u/chemoboy → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

I can hear that fucking picture.

[u/Disastrous-Cellist62 → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

I swear to god I thought your link was going to be a banana phone.

[u/dohzer → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

Shouldn't buttons two and four be merged?

[u/AlleKeskitason → u/ElCincoDeDiamantes]

I am severely disappointed that the default wallpaper on the phone screen is not the bald version of the couch violator.

[u/twinpop]

Release the Epstein Files.

[u/gizamo]

It'll be interesting to see what happens to the iPhone sales for gold models. I bet people stop buying them because they won't want people to think they have the Trump phone. Lol.

[u/AustinSpartan]

Fat fuck is not cutting his own phone. I hate that Americans are this fucking dumb.

[u/0098six → u/AustinSpartan]

"Americans" are not this fucking dumb. MAGAs on the other hand...Why?

Because only MAGAs are buying this thing. And if you are MAGA AND dumb enough to fall for the latest Trump Crime Family pocket-lining scam, well...that about says it all about MAGAs.

As if the Trump Crime Family isn't rich enough already, they feel a need to pitch another merch sale to who? Their base. They need MAGAs to buy this phone for this little venture to succeed. They are so obviously grifting off their biggest and most loyal fans. It's just gross.

Also...RELEASE THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES.

[u/jollyllama → u/0098six]

It’s not MAGA types buying this, it’s anyone who needs to get bribe money to Trump. Not sure how they could be more transparent about this at this point

[u/GreatGojira → u/0098six]

Majority of Americans voted for this dumb fuck. Americans are this fucking dumb all you have to do is look at the town halls of them screaming at the reps they voted for.

If you didn't vote you stayed at home, so I don't give a damn what they think..

[u/randomtask → u/GreatGojira]

Thanks to the multi-generation right wing media bubble, It’s also approximately the same crowd that voted for George W Bush’s second term, even after him and his sycophants being caught in a lie about the justification for the invasion of Iraq. Just about half of active voting Americans really are so dumb that they’ve chosen to give up democracy itself because it makes them feel like they’re winning a battle against a foe that isn’t there.

[u/biobennett → u/GreatGojira]

It's a common misconception, but just under half of voters voted for DJT in the last election (49.9% or those who cast a vote).

[u/vs8 → u/0098six]

Americans are dumb. They let this happen because too many dumb fucks voted for him and many more dumb fucks stayed at home. A country of dumb fucks. 🤷🏽

[u/Festering-Fecal → u/AustinSpartan]

Meh I'm ok with them getting scammed and losing money.

I just hate the way they voted.

[u/hellomynameisnotsure → u/AustinSpartan]

It’s actually not a stretch at all considering how much Trump child rapist cons the cult into buying useless crap with his name on it.

[u/productiveslacker73 → u/AustinSpartan]

some Americans

[u/Dreaming_Blackbirds]

sure sign of a scam.

[u/tingulz]

Who the hell is dumb enough to buy something like this?

[u/Ridgeriversunspot → u/tingulz]

Uh, like 40% of the US population.

[u/weirdal1968]

Doesn't matter what it looks like. Anyone who wants to bribe DJT just has to buy a bunch of phones. Those people wouldn't give a fractional fuck if what they received were empty boxes for an old iPhone.

[u/EmperorKira]

This reminds me a lot of Saddam and his sons with their golden guns and other nonsense

[u/rye_212 → u/EmperorKira]

Uday and Qusay.

Any resemblance to Don and Eric is merely coincidental.

[u/BobbyDig8L]

Fuck these phones where are the files Don 

[u/NitePain69]

I need to ask ChatGPT to give me side hustle ideas to get money from these MAGA idiots.

[u/supernovadebris]

kinda like his policies.

[u/Coconutrugby → u/supernovadebris]

No those are real and work. His pockets have more money. His cronies have more contracts. His institutionalized racism is upon us.

[u/witch51 → u/Coconutrugby]

Yep...working exactly as designed.

[u/MRintheKEYS]

It looks like a whole lotta I don’t give a fuck.

[u/chloe38]

Another grift to get you ur money. You won't be getting anything back. Not even a refund

[u/Stilgar314]

In fact, they always look the same: a cheap rip off from Temu.

[u/Thund3rF000t]

Samsung and Apple should jointly sue the Trump Organization (not the Trump Administration) that way it is NOT political!

[u/thedougd]

Shitphone1 and Shitphone2

[u/Peach_Mediocre]

Wait you’re saying this things a scam? NO WAY

[u/Impossible_IT]

Grifters gonna grift. There’s a sucker born every minute.

[u/Particular_Row_8037]

It doesn't matter, cult members would buy Trump used diapers just to be close to their puba. 🤣

[u/AustinBaze]

“Today we’re going to lie about our phone, then lie about lying, blame someone else, and then lie about blaming them. Meanwhile, you’ll never see the damn phone.”

[u/FraserYT]

Does the T stand for tacky?

I'm sure a large part of the story is that, if we're speculating over what a piece of shit kitsch-phone will look like, we're not discussing the Epstein files

[u/SamwiseGamchi]

We can put it on the shelf next to Soulja Boys gaming system

[u/gerryf19]

I smile every time some dumb fuck maga-idiot sends Trump $500 for a phone they will never receive andnif they don't will be a piece of crap

[u/ElCamo267]

The X post clearly shows a logo for phone case maker Spigen under the US flag, to which Spigen replied, "?? bro what?" The company also posted, "lawsuit incoming."

Lmao amateurs. I hope Spigen can do some damage to this.

[u/xyphon0010]

I think we can all agree it looks like a plastic piece of crap

[u/TranslatorUnique9331]

There is no phone. Only the concept of a phone.

[u/leidheiser7]

Shit, it looks like shit. A golden turd

[u/GongTzu]

They probably just made an AI picture to start with and then found out it couldn’t be done that way from the Chinese manufacturer they selected.

[u/Killboypowerhed → u/GongTzu]

They recoloured a picture of a spigen phone case on an S23. You can still see the logo under the flag

[u/0098six]

I mean...I almost can't wait for this thing to actually be released...so I can watch it fail in all its MAGA-grifting glory!

[u/guy_incognito784]

The demographic that would anxiously want something like this are too stupid to notice.

[u/usa_reddit]

It’s an Android since it has a expansion card slot. No card slots on iPhone 😀

[u/bStewbstix]

I thought these items were not about actual products and just a way to launder monies?

[u/ChillAMinute]

That’s cause in 90 days he’ll backtrack and there will be another, better design, you know, the design everyone’s been talking about.

[u/adventurepaul]

Honestly, all smartphones look alike nowadays. At the end of the day, it's going to look like a gold brick with multiple camera lenses and will resemble some other phone on the market, like they all do.

The Trump phone isn't the "release" that America is waiting for...

[u/pappschlumpf]

We all know how cheaply you can produce in the USA. So the T1 will surely be an S25 Ultra produced by nimble MAGA hands under Samsung's license for $499! Built with the famous American quality, of course.

[u/KnotSoSalty]

By the time this sees the light of day it’ll just be a 199$ “gold” plated phone case

[u/Martipar]

Why would i want a phone worth a synonym for "Fart" on it?

[u/metalgtr84]

What operating system is it going to run? The only choice I see that they have outside of rolling their own is some build of Android.

[u/rourobouros → u/metalgtr84]

There are a couple of linux-based phone oses floating around, or (gasp) Windows fone. No current apps though.

[u/Angry_Walnut]

I like how there is no clearly agreed upon design but they have still decided hypothetically that if they did make a phone, it would be as blatant of a rip off of 2 different popular phones possible.

[u/Maravilla_23]

Copying iPhone 16 Pro design. How original.

[u/Adept-Mulberry-8720]

The only reception will be to a Mickey Mouse kids phone without reception.

[u/rudyattitudedee]

So it’s an iPhone and a Samsung?

[u/CrackSnap7]

Grifters gonna grift

[u/stanley15]

Fake news obvs.

[u/Prior_Coyote_4376]

They couldn’t even copy-paste the Grok-posting lmao

[u/basketballsteven]

"the wait is almost over"....... Two more weeks. It will include your own copy of the new health care plan in PDF plus all the epstein files.

[u/Gamerfrom61]

Simple - the person creating the advert changed their own phone at the end of the contract and took a picture of their new one...

[u/Bacchuswhite]

Because trumps base just buys whatever he tells them to

[u/LukeStargaze]

It's like buying a privacy focused phone from the CIA

[u/nutmac]

Trump’s ideas are so innovative. And his penis is not small.

[u/epHed]

This reminds me of the Pablo Escobar phone.

[u/LowKeyMikeT]

Reminds me of the Escobar phones 😂