r/technology 15h ago

Transportation Want a Tri-Motor Cybertruck? Tesla Just Made the Top Trim $15,000 More Expensive

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a65872117/tesla-cybertruck-cyberbeast-price-hike/
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u/EZbreezyFREEZY 14h ago

"damn our sales numbers are falling off a cliff - what do we do??? I know! Crank the price up by 15k" 💀 lololol

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u/LookingForChange 14h ago

I dunno, the types of people that buy these are super proud to overpay for them. It's a bold strategy but it just might work. /s

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 12h ago

If you raise the price to a billion they only need to sell like 4 of them!

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u/HarmoniousJ 14h ago

I think I'd rather have a Rivian made out of sand, thank you very much.

I couldn't trust a Tesla vehicle not to still be dangerous or defective in some way, even if it was made out of sand.

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 12h ago

Id rather have a camel. At least it's weatherproof and can spit on people

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u/satanshand 14h ago

No, I don’t. 

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u/playstation-bunduru 14h ago

HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAH!CHOKES ON VOMIT HAHAHAHAH!

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u/sniffstink1 14h ago

Not enough.

Please make it more expensive, and I also need it to be made more ugly. Then I will certainly buy it!!

/S

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u/pencock 13h ago

Y’all realize this is likely pre-emptive price increases before the Trump administration inks a deal to buy a fuckload of cybertrucks

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u/LittleShrub 14h ago

< panel falls off >

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u/y4udothistome 14h ago

That vehicle would be destroyed where I’m from