r/teenagers • u/roselove_star_2364 • Mar 13 '25

Pets Name her after the last Spotify artist you listened to

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I found her on the street on my way back to home from school and I'm thinking to adopt her. Suggest me a name for her after the last Spotify artist you listened to.

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u/TheOutsiderWow Mar 13 '25

Ludwig Van Beethoven

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u/Yaya0108 16 Mar 13 '25

I love him so much

I wish he would release a new album 💔

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u/TheOutsiderWow Mar 13 '25

Yeah man he just vanished one day

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u/Diligent_Case3507 Mar 13 '25

Off the grid like carti

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u/embraceyourpoverty Mar 14 '25

Jon Baptiste just released Beethoven blues and it’s pretty fab

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u/Sumorisenpai Mar 13 '25

That's why my goat Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart🐐 released a new symphony last year

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

Beethoven's been real quite since this dropped 🔥 🔥

Btw it was actually a serenade, Chopin also dropped a new Waltz this year!

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u/Deadheaded95 14 Mar 14 '25

mozart’s been real quiet since thi- oh fuck

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u/WorldlyCell6324 Mar 13 '25

Nirvana

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u/Yaya0108 16 Mar 13 '25

hello hello hello how low hello hello hello how low hello hello hello how low hello hello hello

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u/Odd_String_9843 Mar 13 '25

hello hello hello how low hello hello hello how low hello hello hello how low hello hello hello

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u/Hoob29 Mar 13 '25

Ah personally Kurt cobain,that shit go hard

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u/Rayven_byrd 17 Mar 13 '25

Rammstein

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

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u/Rayven_byrd 17 Mar 13 '25

K, whens the wedding? Lol

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u/Euphoric_Horror_8787 15 Mar 13 '25

Don't mind if I get married along with!

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u/Dyerskull Mar 13 '25

Infant Annihilator

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u/Beansareawesome96 Mar 13 '25

Same lol a very fitting name too

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u/Yaya0108 16 Mar 13 '25

They definitely deserve their fame, everything they did is incredible

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u/Euphoric-Ad8245 Mar 13 '25

They did so much for the advancement of alternative rock

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u/Cloon-The-Bard Mar 14 '25

too much radio, not enough head 😔

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u/Sensitive-Courage888 13 Mar 13 '25

Limp bizkit

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u/Gddmjjk 15 Mar 13 '25

Same lol. About to seem them live in a couple hours

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u/be1140722 Mar 13 '25

Slipknot

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u/cheetahsand 15 Mar 13 '25

why reddit hiding you bro 😭

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u/-emofish- 17 Mar 13 '25

Reddit doesn't like slipknot.

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u/Mysterious_Row_8417 Mar 14 '25

their knot probably slipped

until next time

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u/Dense-Simple-7887 16 Mar 13 '25

Ooo another banana🫵 we matchin bro🍌🍌

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u/Line_isst_Toast Mar 13 '25

C418 🥰

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u/Creeper0550 15 Mar 14 '25

The goat was mentioned

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u/SkullietheWitch Mar 13 '25

She has no name (I don't have Spotify)

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u/bigmacatburgerking Mar 13 '25

Chop Suey by System Of A Down

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u/Shell_Lurker_pog Mar 13 '25

YES YES YES SOAD FAN DETECTED‼️‼️‼️

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u/bigmacatburgerking Mar 13 '25

HEHEHEHHEHE, HELL YEAHH‼️‼️:PP

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u/Silver-Breakfast-892 15 Mar 13 '25

Arctic Monkeys

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u/noah6281692 3,000,000 Attendee! Mar 13 '25

Whens The wedding

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u/prololXDlol 16 Mar 13 '25

Iron maiden

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u/SomeEmoKidIDK 14 Mar 13 '25

Funny story: when my dad was 17 (just graduated) his friends band took him on tour so in st. louis they were at a bar watching maiden play and my dad and some dudes started a mosh pit (to mock them for not being as 'heavy as before') and the manager of maiden got pissed, threw my dad out and my dad got some ribs broken. A few hours later e made up some story about his dad being a lawyer so the bar manager would allow him free entry and stuff for a whole year.

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u/ed8breakfast 16 Mar 13 '25

A man of class I see

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u/Tozsuma OLD Mar 13 '25

Michael Jackson, she gon hee hee

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u/XKisKecskeX 17 Mar 13 '25

Im listening to green day right now

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u/veartchess 17 Mar 13 '25

Me too bro. Jesus of Suburbia is fire.

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u/V1IL3BL00D 13 Mar 13 '25

System of a down

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u/MockieBoo2008 16 Mar 13 '25

Panic! at the Disco!

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u/leethepolarbear 19 Mar 13 '25

Or just Panic! for short. That’s actually a pretty cute name

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u/SomeEmoKidIDK 14 Mar 13 '25

A man of taste i see

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Tool

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u/Penguingod1912 Mar 13 '25

Ado!!!🌎🌍🌏

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u/Rob73_ 19 Mar 13 '25

Adomination!!

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u/Penguingod1912 Mar 13 '25

Fellow adomin let’s goo

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u/Huge-Way7775 Mar 13 '25

Dave Blunts

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

I can't put down the cup i can't put down the cup i can't put down the cup i can't put down the cup 🗣️🔥

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Slayer

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u/Shoddy-Oil-1067 16 Mar 13 '25

My chemical Romance

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

yay

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u/xxxstarwww 14 Mar 13 '25

John Williams 😭

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u/arduinoman110423 15 Mar 13 '25

(the) Beatles

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u/Purblob Mar 13 '25

Hatsune Miku/SAWTOWNE peak name

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u/Yaya0108 16 Mar 13 '25

Miku is actually such a perfect name for a cat

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u/Purblob Mar 13 '25

yeah lol, miku is peak cat name

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u/GOLDINATORyt Mar 13 '25

Weeknd, but weekend would be more realistic. Bad name for a cat though 💀. Wait no, abel. Because thats weeknds name. Abel Tesfaye

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u/ybot6480 18 Mar 13 '25

Nirvana

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Poor Man's Poison

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u/MushroomMana Mar 13 '25

tally (tally hall) ((im stealing this))

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u/noanoanoah 16 Mar 13 '25

Doechii

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u/MakaBoy57 Mar 13 '25

I LIKE...I LIKE...I LIKE

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u/K-K-Kikam Mar 13 '25

Do you like by any chance?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Pink Floyd

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u/idonotneedhelp Mar 13 '25

jay-z was in paris with kanye west

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u/ComfortableVehicle90 17 Mar 13 '25

Who was in Paris?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Distinguished gentleman of an African descent 

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u/Worth-Cucumber1559 Mar 13 '25

Niggas in Paris

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u/ComfortableVehicle90 17 Mar 13 '25

I was liking the other responses, but yours is correct. you get an upvote.

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u/magnumfan89 15 Mar 13 '25

2 possibly crazy famous slightly dark colored living beings went to 48.8575° N, 2.3514° E

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u/Alone_Ad1696 Mar 13 '25

Al (Weird Al Yankovic)

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u/Chaos_Kloss4590 Mar 13 '25

The one and only!

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u/Raytoros_honkers Mar 13 '25

Nine Inch nails 😍

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u/Alex_13249 14 Mar 13 '25

username doesn't check out

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u/Raytoros_honkers Mar 13 '25

YEAH WELL ON THE MATTER OF BREASTS RAY HAS BETTER JUGS THATS JUST THE TRUTH

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u/Karman_is_a_bitch 19 Mar 13 '25 edited Mar 13 '25

Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, or if you want to know their name and I now censored trigger words, it's Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

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u/therealfoxygamer12 15 Mar 13 '25

My face dropped with each new word

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u/Karman_is_a_bitch 19 Mar 13 '25

Don't you think it fits for a cat though?

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u/Elegianic Mar 13 '25

Hell yeah, love their song "Pneumonoultramicrosopicsilicovocanoconiosis"

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u/Karman_is_a_bitch 19 Mar 13 '25 edited Mar 14 '25

What does the abbreviation mean? /j

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u/Yaya0108 16 Mar 13 '25

What the actual fuck did I just read

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u/EngineeringAlert1501 14 Mar 13 '25

The only reason they're famous is because of they long ass band name 😭😭

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u/PyxelatorXeroc Mar 13 '25

what the hell

edit: google: huh that actually exists. TIL

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u/L0stG0blin Mar 13 '25

Gore by Xalveg slaps!!

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u/Resident_Ad4935 OLD Mar 14 '25

Do you listen to Shit Infested Roach Human Carcass?

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u/Karman_is_a_bitch 19 Mar 14 '25

I actually don't listen to this band. I just know them for this name. If I want to go this way, I just pull up Lorna Shore

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u/Eren----Yeager Mar 13 '25

freddie mercury

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u/pearl_butt 17 Mar 13 '25

Black Sabbath bruh

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u/Unusual-Bumblebee160 Mar 13 '25

Toby fox (Specifically Your Best Nightmare)

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u/Snoo-42843 Mar 13 '25

What a cute little chelsea grin 😍

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Sabaton

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u/maritjuuuuu OLD Mar 13 '25

What song is your favourite?

Mine is night witches. Maybe because I could see myself do something like that in another lifetime (where I wasn't in a wheelchair at prime fighting age)

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u/Lillyistrans4423 Mar 13 '25

why spotify, can it not just be music artist? Spotify hasn't taken music over and patented it.

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u/irllyneed2p 16 Mar 13 '25

Jorge Rivera-Herrans (can nickname him jrh I guess?)

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u/Arosha_11 Mar 13 '25

Taylor Swift

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u/_t_1254 17 Mar 13 '25

"When Snakes Sing"

Yonkagor is a nicer name

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u/nombananalt5 Mar 13 '25

The living tomnstone.

Quite the name fkr a kitty

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u/RiotousFlyer 17 Mar 13 '25

Doechii

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u/vel1trix Mar 13 '25

Metro boomin make it boom

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

Slaughter to prevail

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u/Any-Excitement-5549 15 Mar 13 '25

Jorge Rivera herrans

(Or just epic the musical)

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u/Alex_13249 14 Mar 13 '25

David Bowie

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u/VinnyVonVinster 15 Mar 13 '25

aww marina could be a great name! maybe diamond for a nickname

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u/Alarming_Most8998 17 Mar 13 '25

WILL WOOD?!!??!

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u/Academic_Anything456 Mar 14 '25

Took me a lot of scrolling, but I finally found you

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u/Pocatmon3 13 Mar 13 '25

Bo Burnham

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u/Quipting 19 Mar 13 '25

I Prevail

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

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