r/teenagers • u/RandomGamer06 • May 07 '25
Pets Does this legally exempt me from doing my math homework?
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u/Sephraaah 16 May 07 '25
yes
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u/RandomGamer06 May 07 '25
Bro I posted this 10 seconds ago
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u/Sephraaah 16 May 07 '25
i was meant to see this post clearly
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u/sonik_in-CH 14 May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25
The
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u/Skully2006 19 May 07 '25
Prophecy
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u/sonik_in-CH 14 May 07 '25
Profecía
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May 07 '25
Propheceigh
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u/Senior-Cheetah-2077 15 May 07 '25
Proghphesceighh
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u/Ninjasoup306 17 May 07 '25
No, your cat is now the teacher. Now, prepare for the test.
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u/Oneninetwofive May 07 '25
also means you are legally required to be awarded full marks on math tests from now on
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u/Wildkat205 17 May 07 '25
Oo fatti
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u/RandomGamer06 May 07 '25
Oldie too, he just turned 16.
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u/GlitchNpc2 14 May 07 '25
Bro I emailed a teacher with a photo of my dog using my homework as a pillow and he gave me a day as an extension- depends on how chill your teachers are
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u/CloudyxRose 15 May 07 '25
oh my god i have the exact same textbook 😭 are you from a west-ish province of Canada
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u/AllMightTheFirstHero 15 May 07 '25
Aww, the cat is telling you you're too smart for Math 10. Just start Math 11 already!
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u/Insecure_pile0fcells May 07 '25
Yes. Cat has claimed it. Do not disturb unless you wish to meet Cat Wrath.
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u/_SimplyKit May 07 '25
He is a herald sent to exempt you for your homework for the day, if you disturb him you get scratched
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u/NinjaKid25 18 May 07 '25
Yup, once they take ownership, there's no going back, and then when they mark it, that thing is a long lost cause then
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u/HighlightOwn2038 3,000,000 Attendee! May 07 '25
Show your teacher the picture
They will understand (I hope)
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u/Hot-Process-8547 May 08 '25
Cat law 101: you must never disturb the cat, especially by taking something they like to bite
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May 08 '25
I have the same math text book next to me Did my homework already but we’re textbook buddies ig
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u/sendhelpxxx 16 May 08 '25
oh my god that textbook brings back so many bad memories from 10th grade
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u/Purple-Speaker-9557 17 May 08 '25
Legally not, but technically the cat can temporarily do the homework while you rest lol
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u/Unlucky-Rub-1736 May 08 '25
my sister once didnt do the homework because car sat on book
teach just believe her, she's the smartest of the whole grade. this was like 8 years ago
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u/Legitimate_Seesaw352 May 08 '25
He needses it. The orange one is trying to crack the algorithm of the floating braincell to aquire for hims selfs
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u/DoomsmanVII 17 May 08 '25
Wut da heeeeeeeeeel that book looks like it went through hell and back at least 7 times...
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u/RandomGamer06 May 08 '25
My school's textbooks textbooks are awful, I had to swap my original out for this one a week into school because the one they gave me had a ton of mold in the back.
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u/DoomsmanVII 17 May 08 '25
Oh, damn... Wow, I admittedly didn't expect that... Actually insane
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u/RandomGamer06 May 08 '25
Worst part, they never threw it out. It's still sitting in the pile of spare textbooks in my math class.
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u/scubadooey May 08 '25
Just be careful not to take it too quickly or he/she will try to murder you, coming from a cat owner
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u/Reasonable_Camel8024 May 08 '25
Absolutely but let's talk about the fact that the math book has either years of outdated experience or it's been rode so hard it aged a decade every month. Seriously what is with that book????
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u/RandomGamer06 May 08 '25 edited May 08 '25
My school's textbooks are awful. This is actually a replacement one they gave me like a week into the year, because the one I was given originally had a massive patch of mold in the back. (And yes, it looked exactly like this when I got it)
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u/Low-Opening-3099 May 09 '25
Tell the teacher is they want to screw with the orange cat, go right ahead but you don't guarantee their safety.
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u/-thathsrplayer- May 07 '25
yes..unless you want to snatch it from their cold, dead paw