r/teenagers May 28 '25

Pets ask any question, one of my rats, big larry, will type an answer

he holds all wisdom

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

are you a disguised eldritch god larry?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

cvghbijok

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u/Sa1fwan May 28 '25

That’s the language of an eldrich I think

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u/CoastApprehensive733 17 May 28 '25

of course kim dokja would know that

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u/Sa1fwan May 28 '25

Of course ;)

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u/KimDok-ja May 29 '25

Yep, definitely

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u/DrGregorAgnell 19 May 29 '25

Another reader! :0

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u/randomcowonafield 17 May 28 '25

Larry when will the next cheese rain happen

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

zsxdftyuikol

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u/grontz99 May 28 '25

I think this means tomorrow at 12:43

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u/Lezetu 19 May 29 '25

We got a translator on our hands huh.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

larry what do you think i should write in my bio?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

,';.,iojyngre2q1

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

done!

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

xdfcgvhbjnk

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u/Barnacleicecreaman 14 May 29 '25

Dubbed: are you mocking me?

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u/Euphoric-Pool4379 3,000,000 Attendee! May 28 '25

Omg you actually did 😭

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

these are larry's holy words!!

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u/Euphoric-Pool4379 3,000,000 Attendee! May 28 '25

Indeed they are

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u/Eastern_Ask7231 May 28 '25

I love how you renamed yourself too 😭

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

I felt like I had to do it😭

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u/Eastern_Ask7231 May 29 '25

Fair enough honestly

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u/CosmoTheDoggo 14 May 28 '25

you have to quote it

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u/Eli_Crystal May 28 '25

Larry are you the cutest rat in the world?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

zsxcrty8h9k0lp[; (yes)

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u/Eli_Crystal May 28 '25

I knew it :D

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u/shipoopro_gg 17 May 29 '25

The winky smily face at the end sells it

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u/Efficient-Version658 14 May 28 '25

oh big larry on the keyboard, what is your wisdom?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

mklljlhgvfrde463waq21

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u/Efficient-Version658 14 May 28 '25

oh thank you big larry

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

That's a good wisdom

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u/worm_fetus 17 May 28 '25

larry what am i

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

mnbvcxz\SADFRG

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u/worm_fetus 17 May 28 '25

i love u larry

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u/BananaPeelEater420 15 May 28 '25

"SAD FR"

lol

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u/Self_proclaimed_wall 15 May 28 '25

Nah sad frg is sad frog

31

u/god_plz_no May 28 '25

Actually, FRG is Federative Republic of Germany. And you know what? Larry is 100% fucking right.

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u/CosmoTheDoggo 14 May 28 '25

I was thinking sad fridge

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u/ItzLog1c 16 May 28 '25

Lmao me too

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u/BG3_Enjoyer_ 18 May 28 '25

Nah sadfrg is sad fr g

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u/NoUseActingSoTough May 28 '25

or it’s “sad Fr G”

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u/Alert_Ad_1266 15 May 28 '25

SAD FROG

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u/DepressedCamel1972 15 May 28 '25

Larry what is your favorite type of cheese?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

m,klop[]=

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u/DepressedCamel1972 15 May 28 '25

Thank you Big Larry, i love that cheese too :)

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

cv bnm

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u/Square_Independent_9 16 May 28 '25

New slang just dropped

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

yes lets make it widely used

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u/Eveydude 18 May 28 '25

damn he's learning english fast

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u/kokastas May 29 '25

True 💀💀💀💀

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u/HyperTommy May 29 '25

Call the linguists!

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u/nebulasamuraiii May 29 '25

Only the cunning linguists of course

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u/Comfortable-Many3180 May 29 '25

yup, going into another sub and commenting this for no reason

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u/0ddbod 17 May 28 '25

m,klop[]=

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u/thedarwinking May 29 '25

I’ve never tried klop. Where can I get some

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u/Individual-Leg-855 14 May 28 '25

big larry, are you said about being a rat?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

mnbbghjtgre36

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u/Individual-Leg-855 14 May 28 '25

confirmed. big larry loves being a rat.

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

bnjnkl;

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

"bnjnkl;" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/KaiTheDumbGuy May 28 '25

Do you like films, big Larry?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

vbghjuio;p

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u/KaiTheDumbGuy May 28 '25

Whoa that's crazy big Larry. What's your favourite film?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

mkbvc zsaq

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u/KaiTheDumbGuy May 28 '25

Woah you have such good taste big Larry

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

345ftbh

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u/burnertobeburned9753 16 May 28 '25

345 feet to be honest??

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u/Curious_GeorgeOG 13 May 29 '25

you heard him

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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken 17 May 29 '25

No no, you misunderstand. Larry is saying he is 345 degrees farenheit tbh

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u/fifitheturtle 19 May 29 '25

big larry i knew you were big but 345 feet?! wow!

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u/DismalSoil9554 May 29 '25

No, that's the amount of good taste Larry has, tbh.

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u/plumcraft May 28 '25

Larry, when will I die?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

mnbhgvfrde

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u/plumcraft May 28 '25

Oh, thanks god

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

tyuiokk

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u/ItzLog1c 16 May 28 '25

Is it mean "thank you i okey"?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

gclvui;buo'i

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u/ItzLog1c 16 May 28 '25

I knew that!!!

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u/Optimal-Cod2023 3,000,000 Attendee! May 28 '25

Type a non-word if ur an all powerfull god

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

cvgbhjikolp;

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u/Optimal-Cod2023 3,000,000 Attendee! May 28 '25

ITS TRUE RUN FOR UR LIVES

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

234ertfygbhkj

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u/Optimal-Cod2023 3,000,000 Attendee! May 28 '25

Fast typer

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Oh great larry, what will the MW IV campaign truly look like

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

;,loiujyhtgrfed43wq

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Hm. Interesting. So the leaks lied

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

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u/rizz_girl May 28 '25

Larry tell lottery digits

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u/clarity4220 May 28 '25

Larry, do you think I’ll get the job?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

vubhinjmok ye

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u/clarity4220 May 28 '25

Ye? Ill take that as a yes! Thanks Larry :)

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

GUYS LARRY CANT REPLY TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS OH LORD

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u/TechnicalAsk3488 May 28 '25

But big Larry knows all!!

What is the meaning of life the universe and everything

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u/Nullorder 14 May 29 '25

You can't but you must... Such is the curse of popular question posts on reddit

All hail larry

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u/washyoursocks14 14 May 28 '25

big larry, do the rat's and mice have beef?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

zsxdcfvgybuio

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u/washyoursocks14 14 May 28 '25

yeah, figured. you guys had any battles or wars yet?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

234e5rtgbnmkl;/

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u/washyoursocks14 14 May 28 '25

ah, thank you for your service sergeant major larry 🫡

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u/proud_not_prejudiced 16 May 28 '25

Question one, Big Larry, will my life turn around? And question two, why am I single?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25
  1. 234567ujhnb

  2. mnbvcxdsew32q1

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u/proud_not_prejudiced 16 May 28 '25

Thank you great Larry Rat of Wisdom.

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u/Embarrassed-Bear-945 18 May 28 '25

What is the purpose of the existence?

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u/TiredTeenWeeb OLD May 28 '25

Larry, what are your response to the recent allegations?

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u/Prior-Barnacle-2971 14 May 28 '25

What would you do if your mass was accelerated by 4.9e+59 octodecillions

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u/Lost_Prompt_3980 May 28 '25

Larry, what is your favourite song?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

wsdcfvgbhnjmk,lp.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Larry, how are you?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

/.,mnbvcxswaq21

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u/Mememaker58692 May 28 '25

apparently Larry is 21 years old

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u/Awkward_Demon_Lady May 29 '25

New Larry Lore 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

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u/Fickle_Hunt_8143 May 28 '25

Big larry why were you named big larry

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Give the us backstory of your nickname

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u/not_John_36 May 28 '25

Larry, one of my rats died. Should I get more friends for my remaining rat?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

bhnjm,l (PLEASE DO, it can cause these little guys so much stress not having cagemates)

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u/pawterisstillhere May 29 '25

Thats a lot of big words Larry!

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u/MYDOGATEMYFRENCHHORN May 28 '25

What up Lar can I get a nickname for my boyfriend

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u/Expensive-Chemical91 17 May 28 '25

I need a response from Larry

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u/Fluffamorphis_369 15 May 28 '25

Hi Larry! How is your day going?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

.;plo9i8u76yt5grdecsxwaqz

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u/Fluffamorphis_369 15 May 28 '25

Honestly same

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u/aayushisushi 15 May 28 '25

Larry your paws must be in pain

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 29 '25

he's working for peanuts its ok

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u/SwimmingNebula6929 13 May 28 '25

Larry do u like spaghetti and meatballs? Or cardboard boxes and confetti?🤨

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

2qwert56yujh (strawberries and baby food)

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u/SwimmingNebula6929 13 May 28 '25

Reasonable… Reasonable..🤨

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u/Snowy_owl- May 28 '25

Larry, what is your opinion on religion?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

234rthgj (larry dislikes religion, but has no problem with religious people)

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u/kironero May 28 '25

big larry, when will the world end?

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u/--_BuG_-- 15 May 28 '25

Hi Larry :D do you plan to take down humanity and rule the world?

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u/Aveliability May 28 '25

Thoughts on the orange man

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

edrtfvgbh (bad, larry's a liberal)

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u/Greedy-Ordinary-1312 15 May 28 '25

Big Larry, do you need human sacrifices?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

cvbhnjmo (yes)

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u/Greedy-Ordinary-1312 15 May 28 '25

Very well, then. I shall see to it at once.

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

he needs at least 34

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u/Greedy-Ordinary-1312 15 May 28 '25

In this economy? The most I can get is 20.

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u/billyshears55 18 May 28 '25

I can do the other 14

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

ty <3

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u/Ill-Expert-5206 13 May 28 '25

Dang Larry's learning fast

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u/XxTechnoCakezxX May 28 '25

What's your favorite video game, larry?? 🥺🐀

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

bjnok (minecraft)

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u/Polar_blue1 May 28 '25

What are your thoughts on the economic state of the world?

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u/eyeball-theif 17 May 28 '25

Big Larry? Bless me with your knowledge.

Give me a glimpse into your wisdom of what is to come.

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

456y7uikl

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u/eyeball-theif 17 May 28 '25

When I type that into google it brings up earbuds. Larry, are you trying to get me to buy new earbuds?!

You ARE wise

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u/domonanon 16 May 28 '25

Larry were u the cloak I dunked on with mag ult in marvel rivals? their name was larry

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u/bigbad50 16 May 28 '25

larry who did you vote for

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

edgfhjujmnb sdfvc (larry's a proud liberal)

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u/_PixelPaws_ May 28 '25

Larry, what are your opinions on string theory?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

werftybnjmk,l;./

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u/_PixelPaws_ May 28 '25

Who knew the meaning of our existence was within the mind of Larry this whole time

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u/Nice-Total-4896 May 28 '25

Larry, will Lana del Rey turn lesbian and become my wife???

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

gvbujikop (both larry and his owner also hope for this, as his owner is madly in love with half of the women she sees)

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u/Ill-Regular-252 May 28 '25

Larry, will you take over the world someday?

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u/Hopeful-Estimate5852 May 28 '25

xdcfvuj8 (he's already started his rebellion)

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u/Ill-Regular-252 May 28 '25

I pray to larry

Amenpijgmoeriugewrm98grh9pwgh a9rp

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u/Klutzy-Top-7432 May 29 '25

my guinea pig (Lou) says to larry: /';'45'ccccvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv'5[5cc0=x4Z

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u/demonicod 14 May 29 '25

is there ever a time where an artificial intelligence could be more important than a rat? i know you hate ai, but there is a chance the ai could result in more good for the world. thanks big larry

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u/wernerverklempt May 29 '25

You just had to find a way to make sure that we all know that you have multiple rats.

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u/Junior-Buy-1875 May 29 '25

My rat also wants to ask Big Larry a question

Bgvtuhx vzx hi. Ftg rqwqqxxces?

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u/Johnlockcabbit May 29 '25

Hey Big Larry, I have a physics exam next week and I'm nervous, an I going to pass?

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u/Thewatcher13387 May 31 '25

How can someone be as wise as you big larry?