r/teenagers • u/YourLocalPolander • Jun 09 '25

Pets im grabbing her balls. im grabbing her balls and she just doesnt care.

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/skely- 17 Jun 09 '25

her balls

something doesn't make sense

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u/goatedmpser Jun 09 '25

Some people use balls to refer to both sexes

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u/ConfidentTip4560 16 Jun 09 '25

This is the funniest reply section ever

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u/Girl_in_a_hoody Jun 09 '25

hey she could be trans you don’t know that >:(

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u/ManlyStanley01 Jun 10 '25

Yes but animals can’t be trans (only the blahaj)

Edit: I think there is some fish or smth that can switch gender but you get the point

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u/SilentPiano4406 Jun 14 '25

Shit probably. Y’all all trans nowadays lol.

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u/Girl_in_a_hoody Jun 14 '25

only 0.2% of the population in the USA identifies with being transgender

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u/SilentPiano4406 Jun 14 '25

Correction. All y’all WANT TO be trans nowadays. Zey/zim/zer head ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It’s a cat how is it trans

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u/The_Ad_Hater_exe OLD Jun 10 '25

Me when joke

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u/Girl_in_a_hoody Jun 10 '25

joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I know

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

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u/Marshleg 13 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

Mf said “Ok” and got 22 downvotes😭🙏🥀🥀

Edit: 255 now

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u/Marshleg 13 Jun 09 '25

damn

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u/CloverBruhh Jun 09 '25

Bro that a 2088 Toyota corrola moment💀🥶🥶😭

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u/RandomGamer06 Jun 09 '25

Knowing this server, I'm surprised this one isn't getting upvotes

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u/Designer-Tiger391 18 Jun 09 '25

Don't worry I got you, I up voted you, not sure what you said to get so many down voted 😭😭🙏🙏

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u/CoolGamer730 16 Jun 09 '25

One word or bland ass responses aren't tolerated on reddit. I will get downvoted for being the 4th comment.

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u/ComprehensiveUse6450 17 Jun 09 '25

bro knew-💔🥀

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u/vibeepik2 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 10 '25

no

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u/Falconator100 16 Jun 09 '25

Kind of funny considering that’s not how the rule of 4 even works lol.

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u/Sure-Builder-5699 Jun 09 '25

Tf you mean

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u/MeDaFii OLD Jun 09 '25

You need to have a chain of repeated replies and the 4th person to say the same thing gets downvoted is what i remember, it may have changed over time

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u/0pp_Stoppa 19 Jun 09 '25

rule of 4 means 4 comments with the exact same message in a row. if they’re 4 different messages, the rule of four doesn’t apply.

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u/Sure-Builder-5699 Jun 09 '25

I'm pretty sure it doesn't have to be 4 times the same thing....

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u/0pp_Stoppa 19 Jun 09 '25

huh, you learn something new everyday. i was wrong.

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u/Carma281 16 Jun 10 '25

4 of the same concept

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u/gnuoveryou 16 Jun 09 '25

rule of 4 is when you downvote the fourth repeated comment. so someone says blah, next person says blah, third person says blah, fourth person says blah and gets downvoted

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u/Sure-Builder-5699 Jun 09 '25

Then why ain't that the rule of 4? I know what the rule of 4 is, but the previous comment said that ain't the rule of 4, why?

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u/Kindly-Roll5183 Jun 09 '25

Bro literally only said “ok” and got 200+ downvotes.

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u/not_you_forsure 14 Jun 10 '25

yea buddy I'm joining the downvotes sorry

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Her....balls?

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u/-Applinen- 16 Jun 09 '25

She's trans ig

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It’s a cat how is it trans

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u/KurtCobainBeans21 14 Jun 13 '25

me when I miss the joke

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u/Empoleon2000 Jun 10 '25

Idk why you got downvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

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u/TbProductions1 16 Jun 09 '25

you aren't old enough to be on reddit

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u/Different-Tell-1691 OLD Jun 10 '25

Aint u 15..

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u/phoebe__15 17 Jun 10 '25

13 is the age limit for reddit? whats ur point

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u/TbProductions1 16 Jun 10 '25

good job you can read a flair :)

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u/ItchMyBalls247365 19 Jun 10 '25

You are 12 years old get off of reddit and go outside with your friends 🥀🥀

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u/immarypoppinsyall246 Jun 09 '25

Brooo stop why are you ragebaiting all the comments

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u/RadoslavL 17 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

Please just let her be, you haven't lost shit

(Please excuse my language, I am just frustrated 😥)

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u/055F00 Jun 10 '25

You don’t know it’s a real cat, you can’t believe everything you see in the internet, what if OP was vividly hallucinating that they have a cat

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u/jelly_G52 14 Jun 09 '25

That’s enough Reddit for today.

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

I know you'll still be on here, you cannot resist reddit, it holds its power over you

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u/jelly_G52 14 Jun 09 '25

I did leave but the notification made me come back 😭

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

It's brutal, I turned my reddit notification, the sneaky fuckers send all my notifications to my email and I get email notifications 😭

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u/jelly_G52 14 Jun 09 '25

That’s crazy 😭

Can you unsubscribe from email notifications or smth

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

Yeah but it was already so hard to turn off reddit notifications, it's gonna take a hell of a lot more to do it again, one day hopefully

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u/jelly_G52 14 Jun 10 '25

Real 😭

Edit: I just realized half my comments have the crying emoji 😂

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u/I_Want_To_Eat_A_Baby 17 Jun 09 '25

somethings not adding up

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u/Kitchen-City-4863 15 Jun 09 '25

Okay so besides that, what inside you made you decide “I’m gonna grab my cats balls”

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u/Zack_artica2 Jun 09 '25

Fym 'her'

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u/VagueDestructSus 14 Jun 09 '25

trans

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It’s a cat

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u/Schwee4338 14 Jun 09 '25

Why would you do that???

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u/Ioanaba1215 13 Jun 09 '25

balls feel nice ( No but seriously why is OP grabbing cat balls)

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

Balls do feel nice (wtf OP)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

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u/TherealColpr 14 Jun 09 '25

"her" balls...?

I mean it's 2025 but like...

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u/RealLoin 17 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

She said she hates being a girl. Mind your own transfobiac business /s

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u/Jordiorwhatever Jun 09 '25

the cat?

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u/RealLoin 17 Jun 09 '25

It was supposed to be the joke but okay

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u/DavoMcBones 18 Jun 09 '25

Not transfobiac or something but I'm kinda curious. How does one identify if a cat is trans

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u/RealLoin 17 Jun 09 '25

Ask her... The punchline is that cats (usually) don't talk. I've said it was supposed to be a joke

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u/TherealColpr 14 Jun 10 '25

It was an unnecessary joke that seemed pretty close to reality, hence why people are down voting you. The term transphobia and it's derivatives are thrown around far too much.

Either way, try putting '/s' or '(satire)' at the end next time 

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u/RealLoin 17 Jun 10 '25

Oh thanks for your advice lol

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u/Selina-06 15 Jun 10 '25

„She said“? The cat?

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u/RealLoin 17 Jun 10 '25

It was satire. I'll eddit my comment with /s

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u/CoolGamer730 16 Jun 09 '25

You've left alot of people in the dark by saying "her" balls

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u/SoyaJuice 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 09 '25

Please do not the cat

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u/anon_283992 19 Jun 09 '25

SHES BALD (no balls) AND SHES TORTURING PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR (balls)

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u/Automatic_Tutor_4000 16 Jun 09 '25

"Her balls" hmm interesting and BRO LEAVE HER BALLS DONT TOUCH THEM, she's a minor.

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

"but she's so mature" OP WTF ARE YOU DOING

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u/icrazyotaku Jun 09 '25

Idk why is there a need for confirmation

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u/ExcellentAd5022 13 Jun 09 '25

👍

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

u/salty_pretzel230 said a transphobia. They deserve the downvoted.

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u/kolby-doucette 15 Jun 09 '25

why is everyone so worked up over op saying her balls

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u/IbObuS 15 Jun 09 '25

I don't think trans cats exist

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u/kolby-doucette 15 Jun 09 '25

never said they do it could've been a joke or a typo, or maybe they have a trans cat. idk how it would work, but whatever

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

As soon as the owner bought the cat, they just knew he was a her

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u/kolby-doucette 15 Jun 09 '25

yes I like that answer

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u/King_Nick245 14 Jun 09 '25

“Car”

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

cat 😭😭😭

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u/King_Nick245 14 Jun 09 '25

The mistake has been made and you cannot rectify it! Return it to its original state and wallow in pity for your foolish deeds.

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

fuck fuck fuck

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u/xIKai-UK 18 Jun 09 '25

Everyone took this way too seriously, I’m confused 😭

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u/Mystery-Snack Jun 09 '25

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen and the most disgusting words I've ever read bcz this is true. The other worse stuff was more graphic and worse but it was fake.

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u/YourLocalPolander Jul 10 '25

Bro what the fuck are you on about

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u/Compodulator OLD Jun 09 '25

What balls are you grabbing there, friend?

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u/No-Sky9017 15 Jun 09 '25

Tf did I just open my app to💀

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u/underio3298 Jun 09 '25

why am I not surprised to see this here

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u/die-hydrogenmonoxide 16 Jun 09 '25

why does she have balls 😰

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u/N3onNomad_ 17 Jun 09 '25

She is so cuteee 🥰

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

Bro she is literally being fondled without consent and you're here going "cuteeee" 😭😭😭

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u/YourLocalPolander Jul 10 '25

Oh my god bro its a cat and im grabbing her stomach its a JOKE

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jul 10 '25

So was my comment, I obviously would never think you'd do such a thing, I just think it's funny that it looks like something else is happening in the picture...

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u/ShadsTheHedgehog 15 Jun 09 '25

Her balls? So that's where my male cats balls went.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It became a her the moment she squeezed

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u/BrilliantMastodon957 Jun 09 '25

🌱time to touch grass

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u/69Ivie69 Jun 10 '25

this rhymes with that one tiktok audio- “Shes bald! Shes bald and torturing people who have hair!”

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u/The-Imperfect-One Jun 09 '25

Say that again, but slowly.

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u/JK_Games07 16 Jun 09 '25

her 🥀

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u/YourLocalPolander Jul 10 '25

Have you not heard of jokes or are you slow

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u/eef_q 16 Jun 09 '25

her balls

🤔

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u/Falconator100 16 Jun 09 '25

Lol, I love contradictory posts.

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u/Fast_Ad7203 19 Jun 09 '25

Sista if its a her she aint got no balls

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u/gweichpanda 18 Jun 09 '25

Primordial pouch squeeze

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u/Dead_Mutt 17 Jun 09 '25

why did this get downvoted..

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

People lack a sense of humor

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u/Dead_Mutt 17 Jun 09 '25

its so weird, bc theres nothing that could possibly be offensive 😭 op is literally just squeezing the cat's belly pouch

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u/gweichpanda 18 Jun 09 '25

Literally no idea, either they're uneducated or they're just transphobic towards a cat for some reason(or so I've gathered from the rest of these comments) it's literally a primordial pouch, a bunch of extra skin and fat on their bellies to protect them, they don't care if you squeeze it because they can't feel it, it's not perverted or gross

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u/just_a_weird_girly 14 Jun 09 '25

OK, please don’t do that. That’s really weird. There’s a non-zero chance that the cat will cum and if that happens, you do not want that on you

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u/deeptone12 Jun 09 '25

never took back an upvote so fast

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u/InstanceSafe5995 17 Jun 09 '25

What in the beastiality

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u/SN47BRO Jun 09 '25

gaslighting

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

My brain is not braining

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u/catsridingskate Jun 09 '25

They have balls?

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u/Graystillslays 17 Jun 09 '25

Roleplaying Christian Lundgaard

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u/Jets_De_Los Jun 09 '25

She doesn’t have balls silly.

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u/JustProduct3048 Jun 10 '25

excellent rage bait, legit like 9/10

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

What the fuck

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u/vyperlotus 15 Jun 10 '25

now why would you do that

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u/Hot_Championship8024 Jun 10 '25

Someone tells this person to keep herself safe

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u/YourLocalPolander Jul 10 '25

Because i like to squeeze my cats stomach? You can litterally see her cuddling up to me in the 2nd photo

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u/swishswoshx 13 Jun 10 '25

Dawg cats choose pronouns now?

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u/panzer_of_the-lake Jun 10 '25

Hold up wait a minute something ain't right

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u/TylerDurden50507 Jun 10 '25

I hope one day someone grab ur balls too

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u/Mobile_Season_5178 16 Jun 14 '25

My cat acting all tuff when I do that 😤

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u/Difficult_Earth_5019 17 Jun 16 '25

Well let go of her balls

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u/ProfileEasy9178 Jun 09 '25

1) Why?

2) "Her" balls?

3) Wut?

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u/Front_Head_9567 Jun 09 '25

Uhm if the cat has balls the cat is probably not a she

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u/VagueDestructSus 14 Jun 09 '25

Trans ahh cat

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u/WhyAreYouGay68 19 Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

How do people not realize that OP's using the word balls to refer to the cat's ovaries. Since ovaries and testes have a somewhat similar structure and are formed from the same tissue some people call them female balls. Sounds really weird to type out but that's how it is

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u/i__exist12 14 Jun 10 '25

well well well

its always the furry supporters touching their pets

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u/YourLocalPolander Jul 10 '25

Bro what is your fucking issue its a JOKE

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u/Josh1ntfrs 16 Jun 09 '25

her?

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u/caboosednfreckles 15 Jun 09 '25

This sentence gave me a stroke

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u/True_Call611 Jun 09 '25

stop why is this kinda wholesome-

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u/True_Call611 Jun 22 '25

Why the hell was i downvoted for this lmao.. y'all freaking out ab the title, i js thought the second pic was cute af

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u/YourLocalPolander Jul 10 '25

Like actually what is everyones issue. Why are people taking the title so seriously when its obviously written like a joke? Im visibly holding her stomach in the photo.

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u/Ok_Discussion9693 16 Jun 09 '25

Guess cats can change their gender now

Cool I guess