r/teenagers Jun 20 '25

Pets LOOKING FOR NAME SUGGESTIONS FOR MY NEW KITTEN !!! (read desc)

Before you ask what happened to her forehead, little girl would bump her head on the bottom of my doorway trying to slide through it like a slippery eel...best to say it does not work like that.. but dw !! I cleaned the wound applied some pet wound spray to it :3

Back to names, I was thinking naming her something like Layla, Babydoll, Paul Dano, and Cheesecake..but i still can't find a name I actually like so I'm looking for suggestions in the comments ! :3 I'll choose the most girly, whimsy, silly, bullshit name ever !!!!

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u/the-real-meerkatx 16 Jun 21 '25

Muffin the Immortal, Harbinger of Doom, Whisperer of Shadows, Bane of Vacuum Cleaners, Devourer of Untouched Plants, Queen of the Midnight Zoomies, Slayer of Curtains, Unblinking Watcher from the Top Shelf, Soft-Pawed Menace of the Ninth Live, Ruler of the Realm Beneath the Couch, and Claw of Inevitable Judgment.

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u/Burrishi Jun 21 '25

Or Mihdwsbvcdupqmzscuwtsspmnlrrbccij for short

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u/Snipelt389 15 Jun 21 '25

r/sssdfk did I spell it right

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u/TelechineseMayonaise 15 Jun 21 '25

Felt, is that you?

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u/Snipelt389 15 Jun 21 '25

No, I snipe

Check out r/felts

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u/TelechineseMayonaise 15 Jun 21 '25

Wow there are so many Felts

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u/Snipelt389 15 Jun 21 '25

Join us, make an elt and come roleplay

I snipe

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u/Lazzyrus Banner Contest WINNER Jun 21 '25

xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx type shit name

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u/Burrishi Jun 21 '25

Hell yeah

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u/Immediate_Sugar9162 13 Jun 21 '25

Mihdwsbvcdupqmzscuwtsspmnlrrbccoij*

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u/Bitter-Fudge-7290 15 Jun 21 '25

Queen of the midnight zoomies is so fire

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u/BeardedPokeDragon 15 Jun 21 '25

Pawed Menace of the Ninth Live... I love it

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u/Living_Murphys_Law 16 Jun 21 '25

We call her Muffy for short

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u/Fatlink10 OLD Jun 21 '25

So just muffin HDWSBVCDUPQMZSCUWTTSSPMTNLRRBCCIJ for short?

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u/ok-person1917 Jun 21 '25

Prince of ranch, untoaster of microwaves, humanity and cats at their purest form.

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u/Plus-Swan-4781 13 Jun 21 '25

The only correct answer

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u/HalloReddit1234 Jun 21 '25

I Like Muffin the immortal

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u/SJSumjunk Jun 21 '25

man i just thought bumpy (goobs for short)

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u/Particular_Chain_561 14 Jun 21 '25

It’s so beautiful

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u/TurkeyChild-612 15 Jun 21 '25

Hurler of Hairballs

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u/Gae_kermit Jun 20 '25

fish

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u/TurnipGuy30 18 Jun 21 '25

i like this

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u/whispyCrimson109 Jun 21 '25

Then the cat would be catfishing people

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u/Ashamed_Knee_6925 Jun 21 '25

Vision

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u/R3dFrogs 15 Jun 21 '25

Or Lil Uzi Vert

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u/Dapper_Boat 14 Jun 21 '25

Nah King Von is a better name for a cat. Just make sure he ain’t from 63rd.

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u/Over-View1410 Jun 21 '25

WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS TOO

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u/radicalcottagecheese Jun 21 '25

Sony KX-45ED1 Cathode Ray Tube Television

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u/mizuboys 18 Jun 21 '25

cathy for short

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u/Some1ontheinternt Jun 20 '25

Sock, because she really likes being in shoes apparently

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u/ScriptArtist 15 Jun 21 '25

OMG YESSSSS

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u/Yoshiro_GI 18 Jun 21 '25

Sockmate

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u/Civil_South_3955 17 Jun 21 '25

Eye of rah

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u/nottoodeepok Jun 21 '25

Bald Spot

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u/NumerousEnd6067 13 Jun 21 '25

Vision ong

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u/Far_Dog_4476 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 21 '25

W Helldiver PFP.

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u/NumerousEnd6067 13 Jun 21 '25

Fr name that cat vision for super earth or we will treat you like the bugs…

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u/Far_Dog_4476 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 21 '25

Don't treat them like the bugs, they don't deserve such treatment for choosing an alternative name...

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u/NumerousEnd6067 13 Jun 21 '25

Apologize or you will be convicted of treason

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u/Far_Dog_4476 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 21 '25

...What. Its a name! This isn't treason, it's hypocrisy!

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u/Sasdlay 15 Jun 21 '25

cookie would be so cute

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u/AceHunterVA 18 Jun 20 '25

Brisket or biscuit, both almost the same color

19

u/horse_whisperer4ever Jun 21 '25

Brisket 😭😭

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u/DennFrost 17 Jun 21 '25

Sauron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Kiki (name of my cat that passed)

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Rip Kiki

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Thanks guys

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u/cake49 Jun 20 '25

rip!!!

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u/ratsinjetskis172 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 21 '25

Rip Kiki

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

I’m thinking sonya or bitty kitty

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u/More_Skirt6273 Jun 21 '25

Slighty undercooked chicken

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u/Komota_Hatsu OLD Jun 21 '25

GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT

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u/naaawww 18 Jun 21 '25

The red spot reminds me of the sailor moon cats, maybe Luna or Artemis?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Her little head 😢

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u/Amazing_Nerve5075 Jun 21 '25

Twinkle idk y first thing that popped in my head or spark or star idk sunshine

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u/IllustriousHyena5366 15 Jun 21 '25

i think meow meow meow meow (what was i made for ai tiktok videos tune)

Edit: also maybe destroyer

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u/PotatoSatan11 Jun 21 '25

Lil Uzi because of the forehead mark lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

“Bottom of my doorway” fits well

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u/-mikuuu- 15 Jun 21 '25

Stupid puffball (legal name)

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u/qbzephyr2 14 Jun 21 '25

If male "Taffy" If female "Whiskey"

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u/name_051829407715 Jun 21 '25

Bourbon or Scotch even

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Cute cat I don’t have any names but good luck to you and your cat😊

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u/Beneficial-Quote-437 14 Jun 21 '25

The Manhattan Project

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u/GabeJ0estar Jun 21 '25

Foot😁 cuz he goes in shoes

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u/RUSIK0 Jun 21 '25

nosferatu.

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u/DeliciousBeat1712 Jun 21 '25

I love y'all's comments omggg 😭😭😭

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u/Foodif Jun 21 '25

J Cole

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u/WatchRecent8468 17 Jun 21 '25

Miji! (Mee-jee)

Idk I just thought it sounded cute and little 💕

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u/TJ_X-Event 17 Jun 21 '25

Gary. Sauron.

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u/gasolinebrat Jun 21 '25

angel or babydoll would be precious

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u/Big-Pick-8254 15 Jun 21 '25

Schnitzel

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Galaxy destroyer iphone16 promax gigabyte

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u/JACK_BOYE225 Jun 21 '25

Bald patch

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u/TheTeenagersAlt 17 Jun 21 '25

So many comments are suggesting Vision or Sauron, but not a single person has suggested Simba.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Milly, Muffy, Arabella, Cordelia, Genevieve, Priscilla, Britany, Mindy, Collette, Nova or Penelope. I don't know she looks like she suits girly/royal vibe names lolz

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 17 Jun 21 '25

Why he so ganky winky?

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u/apelsiinid 13 Jun 21 '25

Idk...Firepaw?

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u/Dapper_Boat 14 Jun 21 '25

Warriors fan spotted in the wild?!

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u/360NoScoped_lol 15 Jun 21 '25

This is a terrible idea so don't do it but I couldn't resist saying it. Kennedy.

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u/Wdtaven OLD Jun 21 '25

Bullseye was the first thing that came to mind I’m so sorry lil buddy

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u/ArkeyTurkey Jun 21 '25

The Goblin of Doom, International Thermonuclear Missile or Goober

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u/Thatoneweirdojulia Jun 21 '25

Combustion man

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u/Slight-Jaguar8289 Jun 21 '25

Gleebus Glorpus the immortal, master of the shadows, and queen of zoomies

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u/Ashsucksatwhackbat Jun 21 '25

Alexandria the Ostiary. Ostiary meaning porter or doorman.

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u/Hefty_Tax6546 14 Jun 21 '25

Whimsy 

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u/ADHD-o_look_a_bird 14 Jun 21 '25

Alayah the Soul Stealer

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u/SandPlane5775 16 Jun 21 '25

fructose

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u/Geybo 17 Jun 21 '25

Beebuh

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u/QuitMysterious5412 19 Jun 21 '25

Tiny the Destroyer

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u/Dogemoji1 Jun 21 '25

Some sort of pasta (tortellini, ravioli, penne, macaroni, etc) Or pickle

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u/LeBoredMemer 16 Jun 21 '25

skrungle

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u/stick_of_milwaukee 16 Jun 21 '25

Post this in r/lildarkie they will love jt

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u/Mr_E157 Jun 21 '25

Name her Bonk cuz I think it'd have a pretty interesting but silly backstory onto why you named her that

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u/toe-schlooper 16 Jun 21 '25

Insatiable gluttony

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Isaiah

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u/Explodes777 Jun 21 '25

Sauron bc of the little scab!!

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u/SufficientCattle8597 16 Jun 21 '25

Watchman of Doom.

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u/RedButNo 15 Jun 21 '25

headshot

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u/SharpCry8197 16 Jun 21 '25

RAVEN! Raven in teen titans go has that forehead gem; could also name her gingy after shrek perhaps

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u/The_Dankest_Tsunami 16 Jun 21 '25

Eloy casagrande

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u/JonTartare 17 Jun 21 '25

Sauron 100%

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u/Saranohs Jun 21 '25

Bullet looks like bro got smacked in the forehead

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u/juicymeat21 16 Jun 21 '25

Peanut

cheesecake is tuff tho im ngl

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u/ItzForge Jun 21 '25

Something like roger sounds good

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u/Stones_022 18 Jun 21 '25

Binkus

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u/Additional-Win-2506 Jun 21 '25

cheesecake is great

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u/Powerful-War2017 Jun 21 '25

Ezra the first 🥇

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u/horse_whisperer4ever Jun 21 '25

Da great, da mighty, Robin Hood! Lol, cute kitty! Hope that lil scratch heals up soon!

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u/Mental_Document2888 Jun 21 '25

What happened to his forehead :c

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u/OddCryptographer4273 13 Jun 21 '25

Noodle, Macaroni, idk the name of some kind of slippery food would be funny because of the whole door thing lol

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u/Backflipping_Ant6273 14 Jun 21 '25

Sparky Sparky Boom Man

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

target

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u/TheRealEdroopetz Jun 21 '25

Bullseye lmao

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u/Durango_41 17 Jun 21 '25

Trey Anastasio

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u/zayahroman24 17 Jun 21 '25

Muffin the Immortal

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u/TheRealEdroopetz Jun 21 '25

How about Sock

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Bingus

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u/Drift-ZoM Jun 21 '25

Croc or Crocky

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u/NA-N4 17 Jun 21 '25

JIJIII like in kiki's delivery service! jiji was a black male cat...but that's besides the point

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u/Psycho_cosplayer57 18 Jun 21 '25

Minnie the Meowing Menace

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u/_ibt 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 21 '25

Meow Zedong Chairman of Door Bumping

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u/AldenofAldania Jun 21 '25

Name her Kevlar because the spot on her forehead looks like a gunshot and Kevlar is what they make bulletproof vests out of :)

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u/Lunatic1422 16 Jun 21 '25

Fit shuck

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u/ItzXenTTV 18 Jun 21 '25

Lil Uzi (when he had that pink diamond in his forehead)

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u/AstaHolmesALT Jun 21 '25

Something to do with her bumping the head
like
Headshot

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u/burritoman759 14 Jun 21 '25

Goobert, Shlorbo, or if you want a more recognizable name, Jim

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u/Divine_Appearance_ Jun 21 '25

Alexander the great

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u/Yoshi_Cola 17 Jun 21 '25

headshot is lowkey such a tuff name

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u/AppleWafer Jun 21 '25

Franco Barbi

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u/One_Dragonfruit_7556 Jun 21 '25

Nutmeg, little spicy, little sweet.

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u/MangoTheBest11 3,000,000 Attendee! Jun 21 '25

Name her Chicken Wing please it'll be adorable

If not, Muffin

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u/Square-Ad-6112 Jun 21 '25

Eye of rã 

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u/doubledoublemc Jun 21 '25

Almond

She has almond shaped eyes

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u/TruckFluid2500 Jun 21 '25

Dinger diggins