r/teenagers • u/personthatisapersons 17 • 2d ago

Advice My mother keeps insisting I wear this hoodie, cause she bought it

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I can't stand it, partially because it had something to do with a baby shower which was before I was born anyway

But mostly because it's AI slop, probably made in a sweatshop, and it's not even that warm or comfortable

Any reason I give is instantly shut down, per usual

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u/personthatisapersons 17 2d ago

I would if I already didn't feel like a fatass

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 2d ago

I'm old, so I don't know if this would work anymore.

Put it on and wear it out of the house when you're going somewhere, come home visibly shaken, and tell her someone who looked like they were 50 years old in a religious t-shirt was flirting with you and said this hoodie signaled your availability for multiple partner sex in non-consensual role play.

Post the results in /r/traumatizeThemBack.

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u/personthatisapersons 17 2d ago

Oh god that's something new 😭

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u/Trans_Rose1 16 2d ago

Do it, give in to the evil

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u/personthatisapersons 17 2d ago

That is absolutely diabolical, unfortunately, I am a pussy 😞

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u/Trans_Rose1 16 2d ago

I agree, you are a coward, though, idea, "accidentally" rip it, like, a big rip, go to the park and sneak a pair of scissors (cheap is preferable, you would want to leave them behind) and make a small hole, then just rip it open by hand until it is destroyed, ditch the scissors and go home, oh yeah, also, wear a shirt under it, act like you were messing about and while running hit a sharp corner and it ripped through it, also, make the hole really big so that she can't just sew it back together

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u/personthatisapersons 17 2d ago

Maybe this if I still have those scissors, I got a bunch of ideas from these comments and I'm trying to note them to see what can I do, thanks

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u/Camiiole 14 2d ago

anyone that reads this; dispose the scissors in a trash can nearby or somewhere more private where not anyone can just spot it and take it 😭 that is soo dangerous to leave out and about.

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u/Trans_Rose1 16 2d ago

...thought that a trash can would be kind of the obvious best choice here...oh wait, people are y'know, people, I agree with you

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u/Camiiole 14 2d ago

LMAOO no fr people will be step by step. when u say ditch the scissors they will literally ditch the scissors right then and there 😭 like noo bby💔

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u/Trans_Rose1 16 2d ago

Yeah, my bad, I overestimated people lol

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u/Scared_System4171 2d ago

I think we would be bffs cause I'd just leave scissors in public all willy nilly💀 tf you mean it's dangerous👀 who is gonna grab em and stab someone else with em

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u/Camiiole 14 1d ago

think of people who go to parks.. children, crackheads.. heavy on CHILDREN 👀doesn’t matter if u think there’s not someone who is dumb enough to do that, you’re living proof of someone dumb enough to comment this

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u/Prestigious-Yak-8319 16 1d ago

hey you only live once

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u/Grayscale1244 1d ago

Just accidentally “lose it”

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u/Grayscale1244 1d ago

Just I mean throw it out when the trash comes and tell her you lost it

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u/Grayscale1244 1d ago

Make sure the trash guy gets it and your mom doesn’t see it

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u/chrispark70 2d ago

You should have some of the crap my parents made me wear to school.

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u/Ok-Chemistry-4604 2d ago

Tf you mean ts might not work anymore 😭 did it ever work?

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u/itzgameboyzz 17 2d ago

that is the most confusing, yet sensible thing I’ve seen on this sub.

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u/No-Celebration8408 1d ago

Damn brother you cooked on this one.

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u/Bright-Picture4497 18 2d ago

This…..is genius

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u/lunarsexdoll07 2d ago

I’m glad people still feel this way bout doin shit back

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u/OkBother855 2d ago

This is pure evil

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u/neonlexusx 18 1d ago

I'm pretty sure this would work unless bros moms name ends with 'Holmes'.

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u/Mr_milkman-369 1d ago

I’m sorry but as soon as I read “i’m old,” I had an annyeurism. But this looks like it might work

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u/Linto1323 1d ago

My guy what the fuck

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u/Ghostly-Kitsune 20h ago

Did .... did this work for you back in the day? 😅😂😂

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u/Haestienn 2d ago

Then it's time to hit the gym

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u/Ready_Guide869 2d ago

Become too slim to wear it?

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u/ReleaseParticular624 2d ago

Won’t be able to wear it’s due to bulging muscularity

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u/Haestienn 2d ago

Yeah of course what else could I mean?

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u/Ready_Guide869 2d ago

Maybe become to muscly to wear it

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u/KoreanBackDashing 2d ago

Better option! Stay away from steroids, though! 🤣

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u/Alternative_Mode8776 2d ago

I like it. I would wear it for fun and I am not even young🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pudix20 2d ago

Find a clothing mod sub or a crafting sub or even a restore sub and ask how to remove the graphic. There’s definitely gotta be a way. Even when I don’t want these designs to come off they do. I’m sure you can find a way to make this undesirable one come off.

Also curious about the baby shower component of this?? What? Lol

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u/lucerined-VEX 2d ago

Then workout and do the opposite