r/teenagers • u/personthatisapersons 17 • 2d ago

Advice My mother keeps insisting I wear this hoodie, cause she bought it

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I can't stand it, partially because it had something to do with a baby shower which was before I was born anyway

But mostly because it's AI slop, probably made in a sweatshop, and it's not even that warm or comfortable

Any reason I give is instantly shut down, per usual

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u/personthatisapersons 17 2d ago

That is absolutely diabolical, unfortunately, I am a pussy 😞

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u/Trans_Rose1 16 2d ago

I agree, you are a coward, though, idea, "accidentally" rip it, like, a big rip, go to the park and sneak a pair of scissors (cheap is preferable, you would want to leave them behind) and make a small hole, then just rip it open by hand until it is destroyed, ditch the scissors and go home, oh yeah, also, wear a shirt under it, act like you were messing about and while running hit a sharp corner and it ripped through it, also, make the hole really big so that she can't just sew it back together

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u/personthatisapersons 17 2d ago

Maybe this if I still have those scissors, I got a bunch of ideas from these comments and I'm trying to note them to see what can I do, thanks

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u/Camiiole 14 2d ago

anyone that reads this; dispose the scissors in a trash can nearby or somewhere more private where not anyone can just spot it and take it 😭 that is soo dangerous to leave out and about.

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u/Trans_Rose1 16 2d ago

...thought that a trash can would be kind of the obvious best choice here...oh wait, people are y'know, people, I agree with you

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u/Camiiole 14 2d ago

LMAOO no fr people will be step by step. when u say ditch the scissors they will literally ditch the scissors right then and there 😭 like noo bby💔

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u/Trans_Rose1 16 2d ago

Yeah, my bad, I overestimated people lol

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u/Scared_System4171 2d ago

I think we would be bffs cause I'd just leave scissors in public all willy nilly💀 tf you mean it's dangerous👀 who is gonna grab em and stab someone else with em

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u/Camiiole 14 1d ago

think of people who go to parks.. children, crackheads.. heavy on CHILDREN 👀doesn’t matter if u think there’s not someone who is dumb enough to do that, you’re living proof of someone dumb enough to comment this

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u/Prestigious-Yak-8319 16 1d ago

hey you only live once

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u/Grayscale1244 1d ago

Just accidentally “lose it”

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u/Grayscale1244 1d ago

Just I mean throw it out when the trash comes and tell her you lost it

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u/Grayscale1244 1d ago

Make sure the trash guy gets it and your mom doesn’t see it