r/teenagers • u/iamnotscaryy • 14h ago

Social u guys are so lovely <3

i wanna put y'all into a giant blender and churn out a bloody smoothie❤️

153 Upvotes

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u/MortgageConsistent63 16 14h ago

i'm made of vomit and ice cream so you might taste some of that

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u/Automatic_Roof_5211 12h ago

Have mercy on my ability to make mental images!

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u/Positive-Mountain-63 16 5h ago

Alright: a dragon fruit, cut into 6 pieces, designed into a flower....

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u/the_grumpy_reaper116 14h ago

im flattered and terrified

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u/Used_Bank9111 13h ago

Same..I don't know either to call the police or just accept the compliment

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u/Fuecoco997 2h ago

Honestly same

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u/PlanGold780 13 14h ago

im gonna recommend you Better Help

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u/danktank52 12h ago

The sponsor of today's reddit post?

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u/Useful-Mistake4571 7h ago

Save 20% with code IDGAF20

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u/Former_Natural8229 14 13h ago

NOOOOOOOO

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u/calculelt389 16 14h ago

Aww 🥹

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u/gabe2591 18 14h ago

pls dont put me into a blender ❤️

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u/TastyToast187 17 12h ago

Cool pfp

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u/gabe2591 18 8h ago

ty

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u/ABigOne77 17 14h ago

What did I do to deserve this 😞

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u/DisasterOk8440 13h ago

This was the next post after I saw this. Safe to say,

no.

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u/Amazing-Whole-3162 13h ago

Js let me live🥀🙏

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u/An_average_F1_fan001 16 13h ago

I’ll pretend i didn’t read that last part

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u/Former_Natural8229 14 13h ago

H-How k-kind-

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u/pertyuhm 13h ago

Thanks great offer but no thanks

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u/AquaMario 13 13h ago

I ate twizzlers

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u/Worried-Bear4099 13h ago

why couldn't you have just said "you're so cute i could eat you up"?? 🥲

(though for some reason cuteness overload makes people oddly aggressive. same thing happens to me. if a kitten is too cute i'm gonna start crying and start sweet talking in an aggressive tone).

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u/Dacatman5 14 14h ago

OwO

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u/Randomfella3 16 13h ago

my blood would taste icky, it'd probably taste like uncooked chicken

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u/Pitiful-Passage2826 17 13h ago

U better drink it then sweetheart💋

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u/lulilucia 13h ago

awww how about you go first friend!

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u/kriidik 17 13h ago

Aww, how cute! I love me a little blood smoothie with small chunks of flesh ❤️

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u/SingerFair8777 13h ago

nah it would taste too salty and have globs of unblended fat

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u/mishh_aa 13h ago

thanks 💗

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u/K3ty_DROP 14 13h ago

First time being in a blender, kinda nervous 💜💔

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u/Fanachy 18 13h ago

Aw, how sweet.

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u/Invincible_Caleb 13h ago

Thank you. You are so lovely too <3

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u/Ct2237 14 13h ago

Please dont, kind regards -probably the whole sub ♥️

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u/EffortReasonable2939 12h ago

If you taste anxiety, shame or fear, it's probably me

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u/danktank52 12h ago

This smoothie will have a strong hint of gooning ig. Would not recommend

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u/MrL123456789164 17 12h ago

Someone came from tumblr.

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u/Ashamed_Address_388 13 12h ago

aww how sweet of you

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u/No-Age8120 11h ago

Please don’t

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u/YOUR_BIGWINGS 14 10h ago

What a sentence

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u/The_Bookest_Bookworm 15 10h ago

The username is perfect

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u/Tough-Nobody4658 14 8h ago

aww 🥹🥹🥹 this makes my day

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u/IdiotNation04 8h ago

Should I be scared or happy..? O_o

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u/Fair-Soil-2249 19 8h ago

Aw but also cannibalism.

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u/lost-hope81 14 14h ago

Please do that i can die then

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u/MortgageConsistent63 16 14h ago

heh literally so brocken

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u/C00kyB00ky418n0ob 16 14h ago

Nah, but i can give some blood. I got a lot of hemoglobin in me😛

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u/vincekinv 11h ago

You would like my taste

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u/Corrosive_copper154 11h ago

You're too nice

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u/Low-Temperature-8492 16 6h ago

ah well thank you but I'm actually allergic to blenders 😅🤯

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u/Youfox467 5h ago

What did we do

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u/Smudgythefluf 15 5h ago

Bloody hell That's what's waiting for you

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u/Moony-Ainz 15 5h ago

😨

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u/Positive-Mountain-63 16 5h ago

I don't have blood

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u/elephantphilosophy8 15 1h ago

Not the compliment we expected, but the compliment we deserved