r/teenagers • u/Wise_Track1881 • 10h ago

Meme Doomed Yuri/Yaoi

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274 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Blu3engine2 7h ago

Yeah, I wouldn't know

Cause I got no one to break up with 🥲

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u/reddemp 14 6h ago

I'm breaking up with you

7

u/Nullorder 14 6h ago

Damn

2

u/Darklamp947 13 3h ago

Damn

2

u/Blu3engine2 4h ago

This made me chuckle

2

u/cevapcic123 13 3h ago

Damn

2

u/Megamax0726 15 3h ago

Damn

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u/Organic_Year_8933 9h ago

As a bisexual, after I break with a boy I become like the first image

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u/Key-Charity-2795 8h ago

You fuck bikes? Weirdo

3

u/Salva7409 2h ago

I did a mix of both after my breakup? I became a bit psycho like that but i also did some instrospection like the second image

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u/Darklamp947 13 8h ago

Bros attracted to bikes😭✌️

17

u/LittleY0gg 15 5h ago

No he's attracted to people named Bichael. People who ride Micycles

1

u/Ioanaba1215 13 2h ago

Are they atraccted to people named Greg too?

2

u/No-Somewhere-1336 2h ago

no, theyre attracted to Bs. just like asexuals are attracted to As. then there's csexuals, dsexuals, and so on

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u/Darklamp947 13 2h ago

Oh that lowk makes sense

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u/General-Company-3061 15 7h ago

Off topic but arcane was a damn good series

5

u/Key-Charity-2795 6h ago

Never saw much of it but it was cool. Saw some dude die, some girl get kidnapped, idek 

5

u/General-Company-3061 15 5h ago

A lot of people died and yeah people did get kidnapped lol😭

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u/UnfunnyL0ner 19 3h ago

All I heard about it is the lesbian sex

2

u/Key-Charity-2795 2h ago

Good thing I didn't finish it then

1

u/UnfunnyL0ner 19 1h ago

?

2

u/Key-Charity-2795 1h ago

I'm tryna quit anything to do with porn, including shows and shit with sex in em

2

u/UnfunnyL0ner 19 1h ago

Sure okay, suit yourself

6

u/BlueGamer45 5h ago

Gay men after break up either become the #1 rated salesman 1997 ofr a gameshow host.

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u/Explosive-Turd-6267 15 4h ago

I don't get it. 

3

u/goofyguys30 2h ago

lesbians after breakup go emo

gays after breakup convert to catholicism...?

atleast what i understood

1

u/Qkyu907234 18 6h ago

Apparently its the reverse when its comparing straight men and straight women lmao (to be clear i don't believe any of this)

1

u/Automatic-Owl-8126 4h ago

Arcane in a nutshell

1

u/ThrwawySG 15 3h ago

idk about this my friends ex became like a drug addicted stalker so like... yeah. He's in jail now.

1

u/Farthor478 3h ago

I don't get it

1

u/skuteren 16 2h ago

as a really clingy person, i whould feel absolutely devastated if my bf whould just break up with me :(

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u/Comrade_Wolfissimo8 16 1h ago

jokes on you I’m already an emo lesbian

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u/dicsodance_4ever 9h ago

Is this fr?

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u/Key-Charity-2795 8h ago

Idk, I'm all alone and straight 

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u/dicsodance_4ever 7h ago

Same, I'm alone and gay