r/teenagers • u/TIFOOMERANG 18 • 1d ago

Selfie Rate the glow up fellas

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About 1 year

646 Upvotes

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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 1d ago

Wow...not only did you get rid of bad Eyeside, you also got rid of your rights...

(Is this too much? Too racist? Should I deleted it?)

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u/Ernadski 17 1d ago edited 1d ago

He got some melanin and an ankle monitor too

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u/JrF245 14 1d ago

It’s the opposite

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u/Ernadski 17 1d ago

You're right. Fixed it

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u/FinOlive_sux15 15 1d ago

I feel so bad for laughing at this…

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u/fizisfiz 17 1d ago

meet you at hell bro.

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u/Opposite-Inspector36 14 1d ago

As a black person: Nah, you're good.

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u/maamijustworkhere 15h ago

"as a black" please stop 🥹

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u/CaptainZzxdream 1d ago

💀 hol up

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u/Autistic-Teddybear 1d ago

This comment would kill on insta and is also SO CLEARLY not made by a teen

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u/Simple_Catch4573 13 1d ago

how is it not made by a teen?

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u/Specialist-Yard139 1d ago

Ikr, kid that made it is 14, says right there

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u/Autistic-Teddybear 1d ago

Teens don’t have that humor

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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 1d ago

You mean, Me a 14 year Male Teenage boy, dosnt make Racist jokes?

Think about it....

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u/Autistic-Teddybear 1d ago

Good ones, not a chance.

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u/PicolloShredder 1d ago

Tbh mate the fact that you thought it was a good one makes you mentally younger than all of them, it’s a pretty common and tried bit to make

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u/Creamsodabat 13 1d ago

it's a pretty common joke

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u/Autistic-Teddybear 1d ago

Yeah and it’s well done. Which leads me to believe he’s either not 14 or just really advanced

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u/maamijustworkhere 15h ago

No way you called that joke advanced 😭 do you live im the woods mate

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u/Autistic-Teddybear 14h ago

For a fucking 14 year old

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u/emilluvsgarlicbread 15 1d ago

Damn, new haircut really saved you

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u/ssprix 1d ago

Bro switched race

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u/Hopeful-Method-9756 15 1d ago

Reverse Micheal Jackson

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u/Darklamp947 13 1d ago

The power of a haircut

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u/Equivalent_Bank_5845 1d ago

Glow up so good bro got the n word pass

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u/LittleY0gg 15 1d ago

He's definitely invited to the cookout

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u/Ok_Sentence9328 1d ago

What's your grooming advice? I wanna glow up too 😜

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u/Fatherless1124 14 1d ago

Talk to epstein abt that hed help

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u/Ancient_Ad_2989 15 1d ago

so good you changed race

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u/Bitter_Physics3946 1d ago

Quite a 'Transformation'

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u/Other-Turnover-6071 1d ago

Oh dang

Good job

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u/28872722194811 1d ago edited 1d ago

something changed a little bit but the glow up is good

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u/Jumpy_Leadership1650 1d ago

bro thought he would sneak in his own picture and we would'nt notice

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u/Specialist-Yard139 1d ago

Damn what meds did you take, plz I need them

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u/Fluffy-Hedgehog-8625 1d ago

The Vitamin Hehe 🕺

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u/Specialist-Yard139 1d ago

Reverse Micheal Jackson lol

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u/ImNotBadOkBro 13 1d ago

i was ready for anything but that

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u/Fluffy-Hedgehog-8625 1d ago

How long have u been mewing for? Can you share tips?

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u/Secret_West5235 15 1d ago

Only in a 1? Very impressive. Who was your transrace surgeon?

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u/OkBluejay5742 1d ago

reverse micheal jackson

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u/Yogurt2009 1d ago

Nah, glow down, bro was perfect before.

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u/just_an_orsmth 14 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Key-Charity-2795 1d ago

I wanna be like you one day

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u/Quirky_Knowledge_394 1d ago

0 ⭐️-> 5 ⭐️ 🚓

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u/Simple_Catch4573 13 1d ago

guy in first pic genuinley needs to get his goddamn life under control

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u/TIFOOMERANG 18 1d ago

I literally did tho? I locked in and improved myself

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u/Simple_Catch4573 13 1d ago

ik this is satire but do not do a pic that has this kinda google lens foot print :sob:

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u/TooWarmRadiator 1d ago

Eh, he could look worse. He just needs a bit of skincare and to work out to get rid of the fat, and he would look fine.

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u/Simple_Catch4573 13 1d ago

haircut???

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u/TooWarmRadiator 1d ago

I think the haircut only looks bad due to the other 2 things, it would look fine I think. Plenty of people have been able to pull off that haircut before.

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u/Simple_Catch4573 13 1d ago

the styling is terrible

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u/Prestigious-Exit3802 1d ago

He just wanna post it to falsely prove he ain't fat, no hate, just the truth.

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u/TheRepublicbyPlato 14 1d ago

Nice beard

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u/Straight_Maximum3432 1d ago

what supplement you used T-T

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u/hunter45sudi 1d ago

Bro literally changed the color of his everything

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u/coffeeepaglu 1d ago

ur funny I like you

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/maamijustworkhere 15h ago

God this was cringe

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u/GrizzMinty720 1d ago

Glow up so good, bro switched to hard mode cause he was just winning too much

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u/jellyveedotcom 15 1d ago

jus goota spart hey klein elise cherry chart 😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️

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u/nolan022812 13 1d ago

Bro the glow up was so good you switched teams

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u/LePigeon12 17 1d ago

Yo who stole your melanin? This is an incredible darkening up process, keep going king!

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u/Cold_Impression2904 1d ago

LMAOOO I love this

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u/Dangerous-Status-717 1d ago

switch over to the dark side ahh

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u/Final-Housing9452 1d ago

Question, is this real or a meme? Might be a dumb question but just to make sure

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u/best-a-man-can-get 1d ago

Looked better before.

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u/Difficult_End_7059 1d ago

what spf did u use

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u/W3nd1g00000 16 1d ago

That's a nice tan

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u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 1d ago

a few days at the beach rlly makes a difference hey?

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u/PuzzledEmployee2031 1d ago

I like the first pic better. Mainly because I can’t tell if that is steroids and a lot of other unrealistic things in the second. (Sorry if this sound rude!)

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u/Distinct_Tiger4024 1d ago

Bro got pretty tan oh

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u/JJ_Alexander 1d ago

Bro got a slight tan and hit the gym, hell yea

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u/sexypanini6 17 1d ago

lay off the tanning dude

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u/bronzoidreal 3,000,000 Attendee! 22h ago

how did you change race

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u/Anurag_30_jun 21h ago

Glow up so hard that bro switched the race... 

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u/HorsedickGoldstein 8h ago

You get lasik? Looking good

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u/Dear-Reputation-1226 1d ago

I hope to God you didn't take trt for that