r/teenagers • u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 • 1d ago
Relationship Never ever date anyone on Reddit
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u/Other-Turnover-6071 1d ago
You can't tell me whatt to do
Now I'm gonna date even harder
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u/Ioanaba1215 13 1d ago
Anyone wanna date on this weird ass platform called “Reddit” there’s a bunch of porn on it
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u/RecognitionPlane156 1d ago
icl on every platform is somehow porn on, so im gonna have to date on minecraft.
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u/SazScandalous 17 1d ago
"Are you single?" good luck getting a partner with that kind of greeting?
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That's the equivalent of starting a date with "Take your pants off." If you want to on reddit, try, I mean, feel free. But no matter the platform, no one is dating you with that kinda greeting
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u/SazScandalous 17 1d ago
Yup. Literally basic etiquette. Look up icebreakers if ur unsure
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Even then, If you are unsure, they could've just politely said, "Hey, I like you, and would like to get to know you better" Chances are this person then turns around and posts a question asking why no one wants to date them. People just need to learn simple manners.
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u/InternationalDare234 1d ago
I know people that met through reddit and live a happy life together but they all had more them 1 karma and they didnt start a convo with "are you single"
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u/lucerined-VEX 1d ago
1 karma and 6 years on reddit?? Sounds like a middle aged man
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u/TTPP_rental_acc1 18 1d ago
Who makes a reddit account and leaves it untouched for 6 years only to use it for one DM?
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u/Darth___Sand 1d ago
Never happened to me but I imagine someone saying; oh sorry I live on the other side of the planet
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
Someone recently once said they're from Australia and wanted to date me after just meeting me!
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u/plushblading0 17 1d ago
When I message people it’s to insult them, not this cringe shit
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 whenever I get creeps, I always try to insult them then end up warning everyone about them!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/plushblading0 17 1d ago
Good thing you have a place to warn people, like this ain’t Tinder yo
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
Yeah, it's important to keep young people (and older people) safe from this stuff at all costs.
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u/plushblading0 17 1d ago
Good on you, I try to do this on Yt because there’s a lot of porn bots with porn as the pfp, it’s disgusting
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
Omg porn should be banned! So many teens don't think so and it's dreadful by how much there is out there!!!
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u/Designer-Choice-4182 13 1d ago
Porn Sucks
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
It does! It just ruins your mental health! Kinda glad the UK Gov banned us from seeing it but scanning our ID is just by far the worst of ideas with dis secret company tryna control the Internet.
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u/plushblading0 17 1d ago
It’s also that it’s on a kids platform aswell and it’s just there for them to see
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
I'm so so so grateful to my parents for keeping me off social media as a kid!!!
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u/jizzy-jerry 1d ago
good advice that is obvious but some people still need it for some reason
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
I think it's very important to protect not only young people, but anyone from ppl like this. It's just it's often young girls who are targeted which makes me wanna fume. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/jizzy-jerry 1d ago
Get a smoke alarm Smoke inhalation hurts 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
Nah, my fires are safe to those who are worthy.
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u/jizzy-jerry 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I used gasoline for mine and i think its spreading🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 is everywhere
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u/jizzy-jerry 1d ago
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥shit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/cheap_king3556 18 1d ago
I'll go get myself a reddit gf 😎👉👉
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u/Sam270710 1d ago
so on discord :D
i am totally oblivious to what will be the end result
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u/MetalheadGamer810 15 1d ago
He's gonna be a disgusting POS.
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u/Sam270710 1d ago
bro im gonna find out the 3 girls i've been texting on discord are actually 40 year old dudes or something lol
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u/GelatinousCubeCute 17 1d ago
"Hewo Wedditor, i am swingle and weady to mingle! Pwease date me! I cant meet pweople on ny own so I see if I can snag myself in a twap on weddit! :3 im such a cwutie!"
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u/AllMightyDoggo 1d ago
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u/Essiana35yAnZ 18 1d ago
It's a joke. Lots of Redditors are sarcastic, but some read em seriously.
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u/Utigaraptor 1d ago
hrmmm...not a particularly inspiring question...what are your...motivations...? pushes glasses up and sniffs a little
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u/Kobacek 17 1d ago
well, at least this one was polite