r/teenagers • u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 • 1d ago
Discussion what are YOUš«µ gonna name YOURš«µ children?
as an F1 fan you best believe im naming my two little shits eau rouge and radillon
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u/Which_Impression_217 1d ago
ProbablyĀ pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis orĀ Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarna renquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhiniveāonchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsad
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u/Pestothepenguin69420 1d ago
Lyrics:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
Itās my favourite word,
Iāll name my child, that word
Credit: Daniel Thrasher
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u/Particular-Bread-925 1d ago
Pickle, semaj, applesauce, origami and frank
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u/KayleighOdom1629 1d ago
āInsert Name,ā āJigjong,ā āKen Carson,ā and probably āwaylen
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u/aceimverycreative 1d ago
max, charles or george
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u/Ok-Nebula534 1d ago
Disappointment, and accident.
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u/GlitteringBath6489 16 1d ago
i was thinking aurora, anastasia and eleanor for girls and matthew, emerson and jordan for boys twins however if i have twin girls, maria and margo, allison and alexandra, eliza and ellie, kristin and amanda, anastasia and elizabeth & aurora and emilie, twin boys maybe emerson and angelo, matthew and austin, roman & isaiah and john and justin yes its ALOT of names hehe but i love kids so much
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u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 1d ago
"i love kids so much" š
nah but seriously emerson is such a baller name, so is eliza.
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u/Atsuki_Grayson 15 1d ago
Aurora is on my baby name list too! May I add Isla as a recommendation?
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u/GlitteringBath6489 16 1d ago
omg i love that name!! isla is so pretty and graceful! if i name my daughter isla her middle name will definitely be grace
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u/woopwoopsound 16 1d ago
What Children??
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u/PromotionZackk 16 1d ago
Woop Woop
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u/woopwoopsound 16 1d ago
It's the sound of the police
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u/ApexThinker1001 1d ago
Bruce, Clark, Markus Sebastian, Peter and Richard
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u/Atsuki_Grayson 15 1d ago
i see what you did there (Add Damian too)
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u/Bobman_The_Great 15 1d ago
Nothing
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u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 1d ago
is that a girl name or a boy name?
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u/Bobman_The_Great 15 1d ago
Itās the name of the stuff that will forever be goo.
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u/Apprehensive_Emu9588 14 1d ago
I agree, Patrick is a beautiful name
(Iykyk)
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u/SafSilv09 1d ago
Something like Scout ,Herbert, Ludwig, Mikhail, Demoman,Mun-dee, Dell, Conagher, Jane, Doe, Pauling
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u/Working_Community_70 15 1d ago
Son:
Stupid answer: Jeph
Serious answer: Paul
Daughter:
I don't know
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u/Fernando_CV 1d ago edited 18h ago
nothinā cause I donāt want any, besides I alr got a ādaughterā, sheās autistic asf and her name is Subie so weāre ight. Oh and yeah, sheās meowing like a mf right now WHY? because my other kibber just finished eating and she wants a bite š„
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u/GuitarTeeHee 15h ago
Is that a cat? Named Subie? Like Subaru? You just made me cry. Actual tears. My best friend, Subie, sheās was an all black cat with yellow eyes and just died. We got her when I was six months old so I donāt know life without her.
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u/Key-Charity-2795 1d ago
Probably never gonna have chance to have any, but Pearl and John would be top pics for me
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u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 1d ago
gem themed names are the goats
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u/horpor35801 18 1d ago
Ah yes, the precious gemstone āJohnā
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u/Key-Charity-2795 1d ago
Idk what it is, pearl just sounds like a great name tbh
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u/Bobman_The_Great 15 1d ago
A pearl is a byproduct(?) of a clam, their expensive cause shiny and somewhat rare
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u/Agreeable_Target_571 17 1d ago
Theyāre gonna be Serial Designation 0012 and Serial Designation 0011 because yes and Iām hyping murder drones now
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u/Nightmare_Chtulu 16 1d ago
Twins (female)
Scarlet and Rose
Twins (Male)
Nikolas (Nik) and Rhys (pronounced Reese)
Mix and match if its an only or one boy one girl
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u/Da_Blank_Man 13 1d ago
r/tragedeigh for the male twins
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u/goldenkoiifish 18 1d ago
rhys is welsh and has been used since the 12th century lmao
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u/Da_Blank_Man 13 1d ago
Huh, never knew that
Learn something new everyday. Feel free to downvote the hell out of me
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u/Puzzled-Quote1856 17h ago
Iāve always loved the name Leo, I thought of it once and fell in love with the name, so if I have a boy, def gonna be named Leo
If I have a girl, I wanna name her Alice because I think the name sound pretty and I love Wonderland and Aliceās design in Alice in Wonderland
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u/bumchik147 1d ago
Noli (not connected to forsaken in any way, i just saw that name in a pressure document), Rosie, Benjamin
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u/Clear_Explanation535 15 1d ago
Miles āTailsā Prower if itās a boy, or Sonia if itās a girl (Sonic Underground reference)
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u/israswrld 1d ago
OHMYGOD I LOVE SONIC UNDERGROUND
the theme song is a bop
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u/Shot_Local2256 15 1d ago
As a fellow F1 fan I'd make them Lance and Barry R(plz get the reference), they'd be inseparable
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u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 1d ago
given what we saw yesterday in fp2 i gotta agree with you
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u/Ti3sk3 16 1d ago
Well probably some Dutch names because i am Dutch so yeah,
Boy: Ruben, Leeroy or something
Girl: Depends on what my girlfriends name would be, but i like the names: Sanne, Steffi, Katya, Nikki or Marjolein.
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u/Hpecomow 15 1d ago
Fellow F1 fan š¤
Mine would be called Aryton and Ferrari F1-75.
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u/Life-Feed-1448 1d ago
Araya because it was the name of my foster sister we had for a while, and i also just love the name
Some form of Nick/Nik/Nikki/other spelling because I really like that too, and itās fairly gender neutral.
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u/Rustynail9117 16 1d ago
Depends on the context and obviously what my partner would want, but my top picks are
Alex (mostly M but also F)
Oliver (M)
James (M)
Blair (M)
Hayley (F)
Robin or Robyn (F)
Jennifer (F)
Gloria (F)
Rachel (F)
If we are talking middle names (assuming my partner chooses the first name), then I would go with half of one of the above (James, Oliver and Blair for a guy, Gloria and Robin/Robyn for a girl) and the other half one of my partners family members (since mine don't really have good names).
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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 1d ago
If I have a boy, I will name him "Sonder Kraft fahrzeug 234, schrƤckstrich 2"Ā
And if its a Girl "Emily"...
And if Its twins, I will call one Panzerkampf wagen 5, tiger H1, and the other one Panzerkampf wagen 5, Tiger E...
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u/TheRedPrinceYT 1d ago
if I have a girl itāll be like cyan or cora, if I have a boy probably my name (im a III gotta keep the tradition)
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u/BeBe_Shifts 14 1d ago edited 1d ago
Boy
Isley, Cyrus, Kiernan, Riley/Railey, Nicolas āNickā, Declan, Charlie, Kameron, Klaus, River, Ryker
Girl
Charli, Sadie or Sadie-Mae, Tarah, Alannah, Riley, Karen (I genuinely do like this name), Katelynn, Kathrine āKathyā, Teagan, Aroura
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u/CherryLicker868 1d ago
Valius/Valeria Gestalt Aldrich Hendrickson Penndragon Firstname the third junior. Yes, for both genders.
Or Alex
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u/Strong-Difference-18 15 1d ago
Iām a teenager and so donāt think about having children often, but I love the name Bradleigh for a girlā¦ the infamous leigh name i know š£ I think itās more feminine and cute though
For boys not to sure at the moment
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u/mnstn666 1d ago
Seriously? Something normal that won't get them bullied. Something that's written and pronounced normally. But if you mean in the "that would be so cool to do" way which is most definitely not gonna happen, I'd name them all by my favourite black/pagan/doom metal bands. They'd have cool asf names like "Sober Wizard" or "Black Magick" or "Moonsorrow" and they're all gonna grow up to become depressed junkies.
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u/sparkle3364 16 18h ago
If I have them, and Iām honestly not sure on this, Lavender for a girl, and maybe something like Ash for a boy. If my future girlfriend/wife doesnāt like those, I also like Amelia and Andrew, and Iām sure I can think of more. Also, if I end up adopting a kid that already has a name, they can keep it.
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u/Visible-Award1278 17h ago
my oldest child will be a girl named April Dawn (Last Name). april is a beautiful name and also my birth month, and Dawn was my great grandmothers name!
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u/Warm-Car3621 14h ago
Omg! First off I love that name! Also my middle name is Dawn and I was born in April! My gmas middle name is also Dawn!
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u/Dapper004 17h ago
I was thinking Naomi, Iāve only thought about a girl name that I really liked so far
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u/Kingslayer_6009 16 15h ago
" " and " ". Can ya tell i hate kids and will probs end up being a shit father?
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u/Different_Okra_1490 13 1d ago
I'll pass, thanks. Sending (platonic) love from Nuh-uh city š§”šš¤š©µš
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u/MoveCrazy7380 1d ago
Anaya or nivea, I cant think of boy namesš§āāļø
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u/kranzleid9 1d ago
jane or alice for a girl, mitchell or david for a boy and jody for either (i dont want kids)
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u/mattex_99 1d ago
This is a good question. If male: Roberto or Alessio. If female: Roberta or Alessia. Simple
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u/XannKid 15 1d ago
Boy: Kennyatta
Girl: Xteria
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u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 1d ago
bro finna name his daughter exterior are we deadassš
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u/pinkipie24 19 1d ago
adea/delilah/delia boys name i do not have any i think are pretty
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u/Complex-Phase-6952 1d ago
Idk yet, something i can say approvingly and also shout without it sounding weird. Also a name with no previous history, like karen or sum
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u/Atsuki_Grayson 15 1d ago
Elliott Neil or Neil Elliott and BĆ©atrice Isla/Willow (haven't fully decided)
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u/RoutineStandard7252 1d ago
Im not gonna have kids, for im incapable of getting a gf :D
However, if it's a girl, theoretically, Hibana. For the memes.
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u/TransportationDry551 1d ago
If I have kids itāll only be from adoption so they will probably have names
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u/Holy_juggerknight 15 1d ago
If its a boy, whichever saint of the day is it, same thing with girl.
Although if the saint of that day is the opposite gender of my kid, then ill just search up patron saint of protection or purity/chasity and ill choose from there.
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u/Iaatiiakiiva 15 1d ago
Thana for a girl, Johnathan for a boy (if theyāre horrible, please tell me, I will reconsider) I also need more names because Iām a family person and definitely want multiple children
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u/Due-Fisherman2194 18 1d ago
Mark for a boy and Dion? For a girl? Maybe Diona? Mark is my bfs late fathers name, Dion is my mothers middle name
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u/elizaisdeadinside 1d ago
iris after my favorite song and stacy so i can be stacyās mom šš idk about a boy just hope i donāt have one i guess LOL
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u/Icy_Accountant7425 15 1d ago
I'll never actually have kids of my own, but if, in another universe, I had one, Colin if they were a boy, and Alice if they were a girl.
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u/Surge_in_mintars 15 1d ago
First kid: "Kevlar from Diamond, Steel And Infinitium"
Second kid: "Radar from Diamond, Steel And Infinitium"
Alternatively, if their mom doesn't allow that, I'd name the first one either Alex or Diamond, and the second one Felix
Why? Basically, I'm working on a game called Diamond, Steel And Infinitium and Kevlar and Radar are the nicknames of 2 main characters, and Alex (or Diamond, because that's his name when the game takes place) and Felix are their legal names.
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u/Neat_Window_7384 1d ago
If I end up actually getting someone to marry and have children with, I'll probably let the wife decide, but if she has no objections, Amber or Gwynvere for a Girl, and Grim or Theo for a boy
(both have one sounding sensible and one sounding badass)
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u/EmeliasPhilia 1d ago
Cici
everyone will think its short for like Cecilia or something normal
nope it'll be short for cinema