r/teenagers • u/IPlayGuitarNStuff • 4d ago
Social My 7 yo brother thinks he’s the smartest person ever
Ask a question and I’ll give you his answer
He answered some more questions, but please don’t make weird questions, like stuff about terrorist attacks or nasty things. He’s seven, y’all. Anyways, leave some questions and he’ll respond to it sometime soon.
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u/Iaatiiakiiva 15 4d ago
What is the meaning of the universe?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“Isn’t universe like the multiverse in Spider-Man”
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u/DenseExternal1504 14 4d ago
What do you think about the current political and economic state of the world?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“What does enocmic mean” (after I tell him) “I want money”
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u/Artistic-Wait-2481 4d ago
What’s 9+10?
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u/TheEmotionalPlant 17 4d ago
What is the meaning of "Negative aura rawr" and "Hyperpigmentation"?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“One means you lost all your aura and your chopped, and the other, idk”
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u/Abeisbetterthanbabe7 15 4d ago
Bro he's 7 get him off social media 😭
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u/Hitmanthe2nd 4d ago edited 4d ago
snatch the ipad before he delves deeper into the rabbit hole ❤️🩹
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u/floops150 4d ago
What is the objective meaning of life?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“To die” (after I dumbed the question down to why do we live)
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u/LawfulnessOk4574 4d ago
Should I do my college homework and why or why not?
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u/Squishy_Tofu_ 4d ago
Where is Australia located?
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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago
What is the fear of long words called?
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u/Secret_West5235 15 4d ago
How to get a gf? Oh yea but I ain't gonna listen unless its actually good advice
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“You show her your aura” 💔😭
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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago
What fruit is his best in grow a garden
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
He said steal a brain rot is better..
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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago
Damn
What sniper rifle is the best
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“The yellow one in Fortnite”
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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago
And out of fortnite?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
Like non Fortnite snipers?
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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago
Yes irl
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
I scrolled through some pics and he pointed at a M107 .50 cal bc he thought it was “the gun from Fortnite” 💔
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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago
Lol
Make him compare Remington 700 and Intervention which one he likes more
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u/seamusthenerdman 16 4d ago
if your driving a boat and your sky turns into a zebra, what should you have in your ear
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u/No-Somewhere-1336 4d ago
will has three apples. he eats 2. calculate the mass of the sun
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“The sun is too hot for will, won’t he die”
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u/TippedJoshua1 15 4d ago
What is your phone number
Your mother's maiden name
Credit card number
First pet's name
Best friend's name
(Or however this goes)
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“I don’t have a phone”
“Idk mommy’s name”
“5?”
“My dog is named rusty”
“Jimmy is my best friend”
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u/Rustynail9117 16 4d ago
Yo am I his dog
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u/Abeisbetterthanbabe7 15 4d ago
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u/Lekritz 14 4d ago
Is his brother gay?
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u/yekyasuna OLD 4d ago
If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter??
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“Like the food guy?”
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u/yekyasuna OLD 4d ago
Bro, that’s the chef...The waiter just waits for your brain to load...
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u/Southern-Ranger-5607 13 4d ago
what was issac newton's 2nd most important discovery?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
Cookies. 😭
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u/TheRealTrueCreator 4d ago
Your brother is a dumbass (/s). Cookies are clearly the most important one.
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u/Meow_cat11 15 4d ago
opinion on the french
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“They have that tower”
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u/Im_not_a_french_boy 15 4d ago
What is love?
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u/abbinuggets 4d ago
baby dont hurt me
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u/confused-overwhelmed 17 4d ago
Don't hurt me
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u/abbinuggets 4d ago
no more
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u/_-DungeonKeeper-_ 4d ago
So you're the smartest person ever?
If 8(6x+10)=224, then what does x equal?
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u/pb-and-j9600 16 4d ago
If you were to replace every part of a ship with a newer part. Would it be the same ship?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“Yeah, because the ship has a soul”
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u/Forever-Toasted 16 4d ago
that is the first time ive ever heard someone use that logic, icl that’s pretty creative
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u/Substantial-Rule-753 15 4d ago
What's the worst word you know
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u/Alexgadukyanking 4d ago
Which US political party is the objectively correct one?
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u/Particular_Sky_7204 4d ago
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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u/DocumentFront745 15 4d ago
Who was George Washington?
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u/__-Grimm-__ 4d ago
if John has 2 apples and Wendy has 6 oranges, where do aliens exist?
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u/Dangerous-Estate3753 14 4d ago
Does your family know you pooped your pants last night? Yes or no?
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u/MrDingers99 4d ago
How do you get aura
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“You Rizz up girls”
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u/Educational_Wash_662 15 4d ago
i thought you rizzed up girls by showing them your aura
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
He said “but by rizzing up girls you level up your aura, and the higher your aura, the easier it is to rizz up girls and not get chopped girls”
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u/Ok_Annual_5361 17 4d ago
Why does he think he’s the smartest
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“Cuz I pass all my tests”
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u/-homonecrosexual- OLD 4d ago
Is the US economy entering in a recession?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“I just learned what economy is, and I know the us has a lot of money. But why does that involve recess? 😭
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u/Proof-Chart-3366 18 4d ago
Who is the greatest singer of all time
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u/Atsuki_Grayson 15 4d ago
why are some trees fat and short and others tall and thin
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“They grow”
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u/Atsuki_Grayson 15 4d ago
he's so precious oml can't wait to see his face when he has to learn about photosynthesis in school
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u/Al-the-Dinosaur 17 4d ago
What is difference between a psychopath and a sociopath?
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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago
“They walk on different paths? Like a walk?”
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u/lnfIation 4d ago
Bro obviously meant that symbolically, meaning that their brains establish different neurological links. Your brother is secretly a genius.
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u/JakeTurbo8642 16 4d ago
If an orange went for a walk down the dirt trail behind his house where would spatula go to find air fryer?
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u/abdullah-ibn-sabah 18 4d ago
Can one construct a nonperturbative, background-independent UV-complete quantum theory of gravity whose low-energy EFT simultaneously reproduces semiclassical GR and the SU(3)×SU(2)×U(1) Standard Model (with correct flavor structure and CKM/PMNS phases), resolves the black-hole information problem unitarily—e.g., via state-dependent interior operators consistent with the island formula, quantum extremal surfaces, replica wormholes, and ER=EPR—derives S{\text{BH}}=A/4G\hbar from countable microstates (not just holographic entanglement entropy), and yields a finite de Sitter (or metastable dS) S-matrix (or suitable static patch observable algebra) despite the absence of asymptotic states, while naturally explaining the smallness of \Lambda (e.g., sequestering/adjustment, vacuum energy cancellation without fine-tuning, or a calculable landscape measure), solving the hierarchy problem without ad hoc tuning (SUSY, composite Higgs, asymptotic safety, or classical scale invariance), eliminating the strong-CP problem (Peccei–Quinn/axion or other UV mechanism), generating baryogenesis (e.g., high-scale thermal/leptogenesis consistent with reheating bounds and washout constraints), fixing the neutrino sector (Dirac/Majorana, seesaw scale, leptonic CP phase), specifying the dark matter candidate (axion/WIMP/FIMP/hidden-sector), predicting its relic abundance and non-gravitational couplings, accounting for inflation (or an alternative like ekpyrosis/bounce) with calculable reheating and CMB scalar/tensor spectra (including non-Gaussianity and isocurvature limits), matching precision observables (EWPO, (g-2){\mu}, EDMs), preserving causality and locality in the IR (modulo expected gravitational dressing and soft hair), obeying the swampland constraints (e.g., WGC, distance conjecture) while offering explicit AdS/dS holographic duals (perhaps via dS/CFT or celestial CFT) and a well-defined S-matrix bootstrap with consistent IR soft theorems, and whose mathematical formulation (e.g., via factorization algebras, higher categories, or derived stacks) yields computable observables beyond perturbation theory (resumming IR/collinear logs, handling Gribov issues), thereby providing testable predictions at colliders, astrophysical probes, and multi-messenger cosmology?
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u/NFL_FuckDa9ers 15 4d ago
What sequence of diplomatic decisions made by the United States during the 1962 Indo-China War and the 1971 Bangladesh War for Independence lead to, in part, the Taliban, 9/11, and the rise of the Indian-PRC divide?
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u/rackemwilliesspit 4d ago
Why does the US still use imperial instead of metric
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u/Frosty_Guarantee3291 4d ago
which is better: cats or dogs
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u/Hello-How-Are-You45 14 4d ago
What painting was on the wall in the room where Ulysses s grant was born
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u/Low_Conclusion_1008 4d ago
What is the scientific name for a heart attack