r/teenagers 4d ago

Social My 7 yo brother thinks he’s the smartest person ever

Ask a question and I’ll give you his answer

He answered some more questions, but please don’t make weird questions, like stuff about terrorist attacks or nasty things. He’s seven, y’all. Anyways, leave some questions and he’ll respond to it sometime soon.

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u/Low_Conclusion_1008 4d ago

What is the scientific name for a heart attack 

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u/Iaatiiakiiva 15 4d ago

What is the meaning of the universe?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Isn’t universe like the multiverse in Spider-Man”

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u/Udumb0611 4d ago

This is the funniest one by far😭

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u/Appropriate-Term4550 4d ago

Perfect response, I can’t lie.

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u/DenseExternal1504 14 4d ago

What do you think about the current political and economic state of the world?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“What does enocmic mean” (after I tell him) “I want money”

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u/Any_Turnover_9191 OLD 4d ago

Future greed machine in the making

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u/Dead_Chemist- 4d ago

Absolutely based

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u/lnfIation 4d ago

Bro is more real than all our politicians

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u/BusyLimit7 17 4d ago

real

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u/Artistic-Wait-2481 4d ago

What’s 9+10?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“19”

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u/Artistic-Wait-2481 4d ago

Yeah he’s not the smartest. It’s clearly 21

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u/Lekritz 14 4d ago

He's stupid. It's 21.

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u/Elegant-Sink-7450 18 4d ago

Definitely 21, lil bro

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u/boywithukeglazer 13 4d ago

i thought he a finna say "67" or some shit😭

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u/TheEmotionalPlant 17 4d ago

What is the meaning of "Negative aura rawr" and "Hyperpigmentation"?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“One means you lost all your aura and your chopped, and the other, idk”

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u/Abeisbetterthanbabe7 15 4d ago

Bro he's 7 get him off social media 😭

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u/Hitmanthe2nd 4d ago edited 4d ago

snatch the ipad before he delves deeper into the rabbit hole ❤️‍🩹

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u/floops150 4d ago

What is the objective meaning of life?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“To die” (after I dumbed the question down to why do we live)

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u/Formal-Stage940 4d ago

This is genuinely not joking his best answer

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u/LawfulnessOk4574 4d ago

Should I do my college homework and why or why not?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“No because homework is nasty”

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u/J_ATB 19 4d ago

He might be on to something

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u/mromen10 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

I like this guy

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u/SytonaBaby 13 4d ago

This is correct

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

What is the fear of long words called? 

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Scared of smarties”

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Lol

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u/Educational_Wash_662 15 4d ago

hippipotamontrosasquepidaliophobia right

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Yeah

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u/AuR0RA3171 4d ago

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Mayonnaise is fake vomits

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u/Secret_West5235 15 4d ago

How to get a gf? Oh yea but I ain't gonna listen unless its actually good advice

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“You show her your aura” 💔😭

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u/Frosty_Guarantee3291 4d ago

lil bro is going places

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u/Complete_Taxation 16 4d ago

We dont know what places but places nontheless

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u/Over-Suggestion4810 4d ago

Hes got good humor I like it

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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago

What fruit is his best in grow a garden

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

He said steal a brain rot is better..

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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago

Damn

What sniper rifle is the best

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“The yellow one in Fortnite”

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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago

And out of fortnite?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

Like non Fortnite snipers?

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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago

Yes irl

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

I scrolled through some pics and he pointed at a M107 .50 cal bc he thought it was “the gun from Fortnite” 💔

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u/Snipelt389 15 4d ago

Lol

Make him compare Remington 700 and Intervention which one he likes more

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u/seamusthenerdman 16 4d ago

if your driving a boat and your sky turns into a zebra, what should you have in your ear

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I have ear wax in my ear”

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u/seamusthenerdman 16 4d ago

that’s a good ass answer

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u/No-Somewhere-1336 4d ago

will has three apples. he eats 2. calculate the mass of the sun

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“The sun is too hot for will, won’t he die”

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u/No-Somewhere-1336 4d ago

DONT AVOID THE QUESTION

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u/Mych30 4d ago

Dang he countered you so hard

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u/TippedJoshua1 15 4d ago

What is your phone number

Your mother's maiden name

Credit card number

First pet's name

Best friend's name

(Or however this goes)

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I don’t have a phone”

“Idk mommy’s name”

“5?”

“My dog is named rusty”

“Jimmy is my best friend”

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u/Flamex953 4d ago

“5”

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u/TippedJoshua1 15 4d ago

Let's steal all the money

Heheheheheh

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u/TippedJoshua1 15 4d ago

This is just sweet idk

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u/Lekritz 14 4d ago

Is his brother gay?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

He just laughed and said “ You like guys????” 😭😭

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u/That_one_slutty_kid 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Well do you?

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u/yekyasuna OLD 4d ago

If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter??

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Like the food guy?”

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u/yekyasuna OLD 4d ago

Bro, that’s the chef...The waiter just waits for your brain to load...

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u/Southern-Ranger-5607 13 4d ago

what was issac newton's 2nd most important discovery?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

Cookies. 😭

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u/Frosty_Guarantee3291 4d ago

HE REALLY IS A GENIUS!!!

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u/TheRealTrueCreator 4d ago

Your brother is a dumbass (/s). Cookies are clearly the most important one.

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u/Meow_cat11 15 4d ago

opinion on the french

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“They have that tower”

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u/barsnbricks 15 4d ago

this lil dudes goin places

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u/KayleighOdom1629 4d ago

Tell me what a Crumpet is

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

After showing him a pic, “Fluffy pancake”

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u/Im_not_a_french_boy 15 4d ago

What is love?

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u/abbinuggets 4d ago

baby dont hurt me

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u/confused-overwhelmed 17 4d ago

Don't hurt me

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u/abbinuggets 4d ago

no more

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u/cool_cats554 4d ago

What is love.

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u/TheaterFloof 4d ago

Baby don't hurt me

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u/bonjourmarlene 4d ago

don't hurt me no more

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u/_-DungeonKeeper-_ 4d ago

So you're the smartest person ever?

If 8(6x+10)=224, then what does x equal?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Why are there letters?”

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u/Orange-Is-Best-Color 15 4d ago

Stop this was so funny 😭🤣

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u/Zealousideal_Spread4 4d ago

Same lil bro...same.

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u/Cortex_Gaming 4d ago

Me core:

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u/The_pop_king 14 4d ago

Good point

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u/_-DungeonKeeper-_ 4d ago

Math, bucko. They're numbers you need to identify.

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u/SessionGloomy 4d ago

x equals 3

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u/_-DungeonKeeper-_ 4d ago

Shh, dont tell the kid. 

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u/pb-and-j9600 16 4d ago

If you were to replace every part of a ship with a newer part. Would it be the same ship?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Yeah, because the ship has a soul”

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u/pb-and-j9600 16 4d ago

Literally the reincarnation of Einstein.

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u/Forever-Toasted 16 4d ago

that is the first time ive ever heard someone use that logic, icl that’s pretty creative

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u/Disastrous_Part_6140 15 4d ago

Damn, he solved the ship of theseus

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u/Rustynail9117 16 4d ago

Based

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u/FastRedSpaceRock 4d ago

That is unironically a decent answer to the ship of Theseus

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u/Substantial-Rule-753 15 4d ago

What's the worst word you know

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“You promise you won’t tell mom” “Poopyface”

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“You promise you won’t tell mom” ”Poopyface”

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

He said no more questions guys.. 😔

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u/BitPsychological3667 4d ago

has uncs mind been changed

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u/splitynotthere 4d ago

Who invented Heavy metal

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Metal is super heavy, how did someone make it so heavy”

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u/Educational_Wash_662 15 4d ago

what’s the capital of Brunei

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“The capital of booneye? What’s that”

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u/Alexgadukyanking 4d ago

Which US political party is the objectively correct one?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I like any party I go to”

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u/Particular_Sky_7204 4d ago

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Why is unlaiden swallowing?”

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u/DocumentFront745 15 4d ago

Who was George Washington?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“The state”

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u/Specialist-Set-6827 4d ago

There's a city in Washington State called George XD

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u/__-Grimm-__ 4d ago

if John has 2 apples and Wendy has 6 oranges, where do aliens exist? 

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I don’t like Wendy. I don’t like oranges”

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u/_music_FOREVER_ 4d ago

Poor Wendy 😭

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u/Dangerous-Estate3753 14 4d ago

Does your family know you pooped your pants last night? Yes or no?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“NOO! I DIDNT!”

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u/GT3RS_2017 14 4d ago

what 32 cubic inches to centimeter cubic

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Why do they have cubes in them?”

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u/MrDingers99 4d ago

How do you get aura

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“You Rizz up girls”

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u/Educational_Wash_662 15 4d ago

i thought you rizzed up girls by showing them your aura

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

He said “but by rizzing up girls you level up your aura, and the higher your aura, the easier it is to rizz up girls and not get chopped girls”

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u/No_Cream2118 4d ago

Bro get ur lil bro off tik tok lmaooo

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u/lnfIation 4d ago

Nah bro is watching tiktok brainrot too much 😭

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u/MrDingers99 4d ago

But i already have a gf

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u/Ok_Annual_5361 17 4d ago

Why does he think he’s the smartest 

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Cuz I pass all my tests”

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u/Ok_Annual_5361 17 4d ago

Eh. Tell him to rethink deeper

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“No”

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u/Mych30 4d ago

He's the "no" gigachad meme

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u/Opposite_Cress7424 4d ago

What if I said I was the smartest?

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u/-homonecrosexual- OLD 4d ago

Is the US economy entering in a recession?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I just learned what economy is, and I know the us has a lot of money. But why does that involve recess? 😭

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u/that_7183 4d ago

If I jump of a skyscraper will I fly?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“If you had wings”

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u/Chikibrikiboi 16 4d ago

M1 Abrams or T-90?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I like Abraham Lincoln a lot. He was tall”

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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 4d ago

What is the Melting Heat of NaCl?

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u/Proof-Chart-3366 18 4d ago

Who is the greatest singer of all time 

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“Me”

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u/Proof-Chart-3366 18 4d ago

bro is so precious 😭🙏

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u/ItsTheHolyGuac 4d ago

he's so wise... I need him to write book

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I hate writing, it makes my fingers hurt”

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u/Atsuki_Grayson 15 4d ago

why are some trees fat and short and others tall and thin

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“They grow”

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u/Atsuki_Grayson 15 4d ago

he's so precious oml can't wait to see his face when he has to learn about photosynthesis in school

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u/Al-the-Dinosaur 17 4d ago

What is difference between a psychopath and a sociopath?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“They walk on different paths? Like a walk?”

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u/Al-the-Dinosaur 17 4d ago

Smart man

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u/lnfIation 4d ago

Bro obviously meant that symbolically, meaning that their brains establish different neurological links. Your brother is secretly a genius.

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u/JakeTurbo8642 16 4d ago

If an orange went for a walk down the dirt trail behind his house where would spatula go to find air fryer?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

Mommy doesn’t let me use the air fryer

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u/ArtisticImpress7284 4d ago

my dude thinks the 7 year old bro is young sheldon

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u/TrialArgonian 15 4d ago

These answers are fucking golden

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u/abdullah-ibn-sabah 18 4d ago

Can one construct a nonperturbative, background-independent UV-complete quantum theory of gravity whose low-energy EFT simultaneously reproduces semiclassical GR and the SU(3)×SU(2)×U(1) Standard Model (with correct flavor structure and CKM/PMNS phases), resolves the black-hole information problem unitarily—e.g., via state-dependent interior operators consistent with the island formula, quantum extremal surfaces, replica wormholes, and ER=EPR—derives S{\text{BH}}=A/4G\hbar from countable microstates (not just holographic entanglement entropy), and yields a finite de Sitter (or metastable dS) S-matrix (or suitable static patch observable algebra) despite the absence of asymptotic states, while naturally explaining the smallness of \Lambda (e.g., sequestering/adjustment, vacuum energy cancellation without fine-tuning, or a calculable landscape measure), solving the hierarchy problem without ad hoc tuning (SUSY, composite Higgs, asymptotic safety, or classical scale invariance), eliminating the strong-CP problem (Peccei–Quinn/axion or other UV mechanism), generating baryogenesis (e.g., high-scale thermal/leptogenesis consistent with reheating bounds and washout constraints), fixing the neutrino sector (Dirac/Majorana, seesaw scale, leptonic CP phase), specifying the dark matter candidate (axion/WIMP/FIMP/hidden-sector), predicting its relic abundance and non-gravitational couplings, accounting for inflation (or an alternative like ekpyrosis/bounce) with calculable reheating and CMB scalar/tensor spectra (including non-Gaussianity and isocurvature limits), matching precision observables (EWPO, (g-2){\mu}, EDMs), preserving causality and locality in the IR (modulo expected gravitational dressing and soft hair), obeying the swampland constraints (e.g., WGC, distance conjecture) while offering explicit AdS/dS holographic duals (perhaps via dS/CFT or celestial CFT) and a well-defined S-matrix bootstrap with consistent IR soft theorems, and whose mathematical formulation (e.g., via factorization algebras, higher categories, or derived stacks) yields computable observables beyond perturbation theory (resumming IR/collinear logs, handling Gribov issues), thereby providing testable predictions at colliders, astrophysical probes, and multi-messenger cosmology?

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u/an_oddbody 4d ago

Bro been real quiet since this question dropped...

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u/NFL_FuckDa9ers 15 4d ago

What sequence of diplomatic decisions made by the United States during the 1962 Indo-China War and the 1971 Bangladesh War for Independence lead to, in part, the Taliban, 9/11, and the rise of the Indian-PRC divide?

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I don’t know what that means”

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u/rackemwilliesspit 4d ago

Why does the US still use imperial instead of metric

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“They’re the us? I don’t know”

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u/Frosty_Guarantee3291 4d ago

which is better: cats or dogs

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u/IPlayGuitarNStuff 4d ago

“I love dogs, and I’m allergic to kitties but they are cute too”

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u/Frosty_Guarantee3291 4d ago

aaaawwww 😭

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u/Hello-How-Are-You45 14 4d ago

What painting was on the wall in the room where Ulysses s grant was born 

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