r/teenagers 2d ago

Meme As a guy, it's so real

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u/Sakul_the_one 19 2d ago

My male math teacher is mad at everyone. But he is also gay

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u/Fmtking 2d ago

Bros equally mad at everyone

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u/Aruntik 2d ago

equality at it's finest

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u/Snipelt389 15 2d ago

Then hes not mad at all

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u/Most-Assistant1183 2d ago

Eh can't be racist if you hate everyone equally

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u/GawyGa 1d ago

true, ur just a life-ist

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u/Stuck-InThe_Basement 14 2d ago

But then he's happy

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u/azigari 2d ago

Also? You’re gay too?

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u/TF2_Addict25 1d ago

Guess you had a male teacher from the meme but for english, huh.

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u/GawyGa 1d ago

yeah just don't speak in his lectures

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u/Waste_Customer4418 16 1d ago

Sexism doesn't exist to that man, he hates everyone equally

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u/Woolsteve 14 16h ago

With great power comes great responsibility

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u/kingcabbagethe1st 14 2d ago

as somebody who goes to a same-sex school i can confirm, none of us get any help from anyone ever.

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u/MilkManlolol 18 2d ago

trueee

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u/Liliosis 2d ago

I have a female friend, and everytime she asks a question our male math teacher acts like she just killed half of his family with an Archaeornithomimus, and when my male friend does it he gets explained very nicely 😭 I guess it depends on the teacher

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u/Liliosis 2d ago

Oh I too get screamed at

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u/ColeTheOne_194 14 2d ago

Thank you for naming a dinosaur I never freaking heard of.

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u/Liliosis 2d ago edited 2d ago

Always happy to share dinosaur knowledge

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u/Grouchy-Lab1994 17 1d ago

W knowledge

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u/Liliosis 1d ago

Thank you

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u/28872722194811 2d ago edited 2d ago

Average portable document format file male gym teacher 💔

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u/ssprix 2d ago

Like genuinely why do we say pdf files instead of pedo like we aren't on yt

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u/yungfishstick 2d ago

Because TikTok and other social media platforms with arbitrary rules that don't actually mean anything have conditioned lots of people into thinking self censorship is completely normal and totally not reminiscent of newspeak from the dystopian novel 1984

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u/Fungiscrusher84 2d ago

Reading that rat scene for AP Lang changed me…

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u/28872722194811 2d ago

Exactly 

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u/Objective-Ring4479 1d ago

in this case I think they were just joking

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u/Samstercraft 3,000,000 Attendee! 1d ago

pdf files

PDF File stands for Adobe's Portable Document Format File.

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u/Most-Assistant1183 2d ago

PDF.file... Wait

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u/TheSmartDog_275 13 2d ago

You can say pedophile or anything really on here by the way

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u/28872722194811 2d ago

I know but I was making a joke about the comments below

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u/otttitan21 2d ago

Just say pedophile man not that hard

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u/28872722194811 2d ago

Does bro know 😔💔

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u/otttitan21 2d ago

I know that saying portable document format is some next level cornball type shi. Born on the cob ass

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u/28872722194811 2d ago

i said it because the person below said call them a pdf file

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u/True-Substance-3417 2d ago

You forgot to say "Pdf file" in front of "male gym teachers"

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u/DisasterOk8440 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why the fuck would I put "portable document format file" in front of "male gym teacher"?

Like:

"Oh did you hear about that one Portable Document Format File male gym teacher? He's such a weirdo."

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u/28872722194811 2d ago

Just added it to my original comment 😭

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 2d ago

For fun, I guess?

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u/Decent-Climate5346 13 2d ago

There is nothing fun about pedophilia

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 2d ago

You can just say pedophile, you know.

We don't need to make pedophilia sound nice and acceptable, because it isn't.

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u/True-Substance-3417 2d ago

Yeah. All of that "we should add p to Lgbtq" is bullshit. Being attracted to kids ist a sexual orientation your just a creep. And also... The famous quote: "pedophiles need more rights" is fukin insane!

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u/Budget_Conclusion598 2d ago

Yeah, the only P that should be in that acronym is Pansexual. And I'm sure there's more but that's why we have a +

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u/Balabaloo1 2d ago

Did anyone have those pedo teachers?

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u/The_Real_Mantis-Lord 3,000,000 Attendee! 2d ago

My old maths teacher

I had him twice

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u/Nearataa 1d ago

What position?

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u/The_Real_Mantis-Lord 3,000,000 Attendee! 19h ago

Advanced

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u/AMAOMDODUSOS 2d ago

My old P.E teacher </3

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u/silduck 13 2d ago

Literally all the maths teachers in my school, i've seen them hit up on several girls in my class before

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u/wlcf4l 2d ago

My old lit teacher. He's never done any harm to any children afaik, but still. He honestly was one of the best lit teachers (he was moving at sloth pace, but he let us discuss the books and actually voice our opinions regarding different things) and was one of the most confident and personality-rich people I've ever met. Quite unfortunate that he turned out to be attracted to teenagers

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u/Embarrassed_Knee1919 16 2d ago

Yuhhhhh unfortunately 

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u/Mateo2242 16 1d ago

My geography teacher just got fired this year. He is a gay pedo and had been working in this school for 40years

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u/Hani580 2d ago

Not for us. Our gym and history teachers are both men and our class has equal amounts of boys and girls, yet both of us get shouted at equally when we do some shit. Well atleast the worse shit we do, the worse shouting we get. As a girl with personal experience.

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u/Totally_Chester 16 2d ago

😭

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u/HexspaReloaded 2d ago

It does, but it can be subtle. I perceived this when I was 8 in my music teacher.

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u/Totally_Chester 16 2d ago

I havent seen it happen

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u/ExistingRadish7055 2d ago

Yeah. They usually tell you to “figure it out”

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u/ThreeKoboldsInCoat 2d ago

One of my teachers actually married and had a child with his former student

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u/Extension_Guitar2148 15 2d ago

What in the Diddy

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u/Objective-Ring4479 1d ago

was it like one of those teachers who barely got out of college marrying a college student or something

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u/ThreeKoboldsInCoat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nope just a pedofile that waited

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u/Objective-Ring4479 1d ago

ok now im confused

why is it pedophilia when you wait but not when you meet after she turns 18, assuming all the "things that happen" are after she turns 18 anyways

im not saying ur wrong im just genuinely wondering

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u/ThreeKoboldsInCoat 1d ago

But im at a school where you are at from 6th to 13th. so yes you are 18, but only for like the last 2 years

They got married immidiately after she finished school, so you have to wonder...

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u/Objective-Ring4479 1d ago

Sure but didn’t the teacher wait an extra year? Also you didn’t address the difference between meeting before and after

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u/adamex_x 2h ago

Is his name Emanuel macrone? xD

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u/Steak_and_cheesePie 19 2d ago

This is why I never asked for help

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u/ssprix 2d ago

Can relate 

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u/AlexCode10010 15 2d ago

Tbh this is the exact same with a female teacher

They're more willing to help female students than male students

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u/No_Editor_1010 18 2d ago

My male math teacher was an ex military drill Sargent. Everyone loved him but he didn't go easy on anyone

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u/existentential 2d ago

It's relatable as a girl for me too lol.

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u/averagecolours 3,000,000 Attendee! 2d ago

true.

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u/rotem8888 16 2d ago

Nah my male teachers are consistently my favorites

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u/XelNigma 1d ago

Not just male teachers, all teachers. Fuck you Ms. Gram I'm sure your dead by now. and the world is better off for it.

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u/juliuslautreamont 2d ago

When covid, my appearance seems to remid my teacher to keep social distance :)

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u/NumberVectors 17 2d ago

this was my grade 5 social studies teacher 😭😭

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u/hviren 13 2d ago

My school doesn’t have girls 🤣

I do not have any preferences, all genders are beautiful

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u/Most-Assistant1183 2d ago

My physics, biology and chemistry teacher is like a dictator. If you dare oppose her (use a different way to do a test) or correct her (her saying camels have water in their humps and you correcting or her saying gravity is a force that draws) she will crash out on your ahh and make it look like she was correct all along

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u/Good-Ad6650 2d ago

I used to hang out with my teachers and drink coffee with them on breaks, they always had something interesting to talk about so I usually got help x3 Not to an extent where I got free grades I ended with a GPA of 4.00/5.00

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u/EvaUnit01Fan 17 2d ago

Not some of my old teachers tho. They hated everyone regardless

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u/Own_Schedule_3801 14 2d ago

Not true for me honestly

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u/Warm-Incident-8444 2d ago

What kind of school you mfs go to? What the hell, my teachers definitely have biases but they are biased to mfs who have good scores not this gender thing

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u/typicalcaucasian777 2d ago

Thats my physics teacher

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u/Few_Excitement1602 2d ago

My jap teacher does the same and the other day he said we are a shit class but this one girl is "amazing", I'm laughing my ass of rn BC the other day about 20 girls gathered and talked about how much of a shit and pushy teacher he is.

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u/theHrayX 18 2d ago

Its called affirmative action buddy

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u/Lost_Statistician457 2d ago

If it was then they should answer the boys question as the lag behind girls on almost every metric while in school

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u/AcousticAltAccount2 17 2d ago

Our gym teacher likes to step into the cafeteria and hand girls their food first, we be waiting hungry while a whole new line builds up infront of us, like why?? I just want my food

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u/AayushG18 2d ago

What if the with LGBTQI? 😑😑

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u/ameen272 13 2d ago

You HAD to bring that up, huh? I think we all respect LGBTQ, but don't use it to spoil memes just because they don't talk about LGBTQ.

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u/AveragePersonLmao 2d ago

This isn't purely male stuff tho, my female teacher did the same

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u/meutzitzu 2d ago

It's a rite of passage

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u/Ryu__69 2d ago

Fr man

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u/Stuck-InThe_Basement 14 2d ago

I think my male social studies hates me. he moved the seats, and I'm the only girl who is alone with no other girls. he let the loud annoying popular girls all sit together even though they made it clear they're not going to behave or shut up. he's so nice and friendly to all the other girls but when I answer a question he's like 😐. Idk what I fcking did

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u/ftmaggot 2d ago

My male teachers just accused me of cheating whenever I managed to do a task without getting their help because they had a hard time believing a girl could do better than the rest of the class and finish a task on her own.

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u/Top-Seaweed1862 2d ago

I was the opposite as LGBT haha

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u/TheGryffindor_Jedi 2d ago

This needs more detail. In general, when girls ask teachers questions it’s about the process, or a complication. When a boy asks, 9 out of 10 times it is to repeat the instructions. Take that away, and it depends- have you attempted it yourself first?

Productive struggle is vital to learning. If a teacher says “figure it out” often they want to see you try before they help, so they know where exactly you are going wrong.

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u/TechnicianWeak8143 14 2d ago

especially when the guy is already helping a girl and you call his name for help and you can already see that he’s pissed from the look on his face 😭

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u/SleepyMeower 2d ago

Tf happens in schools over there

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u/Aggressive_Test4486 2d ago

My previous male teacher was specifically not angry towards my gay friend

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u/riceqiu 2d ago

There's always a 50% chance teachers are pedos. (Regardless of gender too)

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u/NormBenningisdagoat 13 2d ago

Bro what kinda school you go to? My male teachers are all either equally nice or mean to people 

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u/No-Individual5909 2d ago

I cannot relate cause my teachers love when I ask them for help cause they know I wanna learn

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u/Main-Message-4964 13 2d ago

My male math teacher just crashes out. Last year the now 9th graders warned us that most people have cried in his class.

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u/Far-Explanation-7814 2d ago

As a girl, sadly this is real

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u/benny8382 17 2d ago

Omg ik. My old teacher was looking at the girls arses I watched it in 4k as I was infront of him

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u/Fissis20 17 2d ago

My math teacher is such a nice guy to everyone tbh

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u/VastPie2905 13 2d ago

For me it’s like

Female teacher -

Boy asks: pissy, sassy, and condescending

Girl asks: either she answers robotically but with manner or she’s like “honey” and “love

Male teacher -

Boy asks: Answers like a normal person

Girl asks: if he’s creepy he goes out of his way to be over the top helpful. If he’s not creepy, usually he just answers with a tone like he’s tired of somebodies shit but not letting any emotions out directly.

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u/No_Watercress9573 18 2d ago

My male teachers were good to everyone

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u/Ricardo_Zeekster7236 2d ago

This is the TAs in uni for me

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u/Icy_Bag_9819 1d ago

Damn so true

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u/Some_Pollution808 1d ago

I love that boss

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u/ReaperKingCason1 15 1d ago

Idk what issues yall got, my guy teachers are always the chillest dudes ever. Totally willing to help anyone.

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u/nMrPokemonGuy 1d ago

Hmm very interesting

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u/Happy_Autistic 14 1d ago

All my male teacher are either

  1. Gay (last years world history teacher)
  2. Autistic (my math teacher)
  3. Just a happy Jolly guy (my science and gym teachers)

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u/Isaisavampire 1d ago

as a girl this is creepy af

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u/Cool-Nerd8 16 1d ago

literally all the male PE teachers at my school

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u/Successful-Sense-768 1d ago

Fr especially the gym teachers 💀

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u/neetle_ 17 1d ago

How my teacher felt winking at me and calling me beautiful as a 40 year old man

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u/Fluffy-Proof-5175 15 1d ago

My 9th grade physics teacher was very goated

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u/Any-Marionberry4035 1d ago

Idk why Male teachers behave like this

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u/Voileta_gukk 1d ago

As a girl, we are terrified when Male teachers do that 💀

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u/Hairy-Yesterday-5575 18 1d ago

Meanwhile my female teacher acts like the second pic 24/7

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u/SlightlyBoringCat 15 1d ago

ikr. These teachers SURELY don't think they are going to have anything with these teenage girls right? it's not even chivalry at that point. I don't even know what disgusting creature some random teacher might be?? These guys have watched too much "..." to think they are gonna have a chance or something 😞👎

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u/Previous-Platypus140 7h ago

I heard one of the math teachers at my school, mr. Lovell, is a freaking creep.

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u/Cultural_Ad_5501 2d ago

There's also the opposite, when a guy asks a question it's okay, but when a girl asks a question it's bad.

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u/No1BasilStan 2d ago

As a girl it's so real that's why I never talk to male teachers

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u/InternationalDare234 2d ago

This is bs. They are pissed off at everyone or they do what they are payed to do. Except PE