r/teenagers • u/Trinkeds • 6d ago

Advice My gf hit me

14m here So she said that she wants to see me on Tuesday but I told her I can’t go on Tuesday because me and my dad are going camping so she got mad and accused me of cheating which I am not then said that I was disrespectful so I told her to fuck off so she hit me straight up to the cheek and left now she won’t speak to me what do I do

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u/LeastCauliflower6281 6d ago

You should leave her, and remember, she may beg, cry, threaten you, but don't take her back no matter what. Not even if Jupiter himself were to open up the heavens, dangle his cock in front of you, and tell you to take her back.

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u/Boring_Affect_5424 13 6d ago

um i think the second part was a bit far fetched but ok

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u/ExcitingMatter1464 14 6d ago

Nah he has a point

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u/TheManBoi_3005 6d ago

anyone who knows Jupiters relationship stuff knows he has a point

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u/Boring_Affect_5424 13 6d ago

ik but still why would that be the first thing that comes to mind

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u/TheManBoi_3005 6d ago

idek 😭
perhaps he is deep into roman mythology, he referenced it?

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u/LeastCauliflower6281 5d ago

My bad, my family's been watching Spartacus recently 😭