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u/Mothylphetamine_ 16 1d ago
or when you're nuerodivergent and they call you manipulative
(I don't have problems you have problems)
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u/LunariOther 18 1d ago
not manipulative in my case but they'd say I know and deep down I did, but I just didn't have the answer on my mind at the time lmao
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u/NintendoFan8937 17 1d ago
could you explain what you mean? (genuine)
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u/Icy_Chemical_4380 1d ago
how do u know that i know the answer ..?
even the answer doesnt know me...🤭😂
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u/Trainator338605 1d ago
Next thing to say is:
"The fuck I don't... I wouldn't even remember what I had for breakfast if I didn't have the same thing every single day. Plus you're here just for the money, you don't even want to be here, you're a bad teacher because if you were a good teacher, I'd remember what you taught us, but you don't care about us and your classes are boring and don't work at all."
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u/Severe_Fishing_2193 1d ago
then the teacher leaves the class completely stunned and everybody starts clapping and u got a tumblr story!!!
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u/AdhesivenessNo3035 14 1d ago
Don't forget how she sputters and shits her pants and calls the principal, but the principal is just like "yo my mans" and fires her on the spot
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u/Okamitoutcourt 17 1d ago
teacher
Here for the money
Something doesn't add up
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u/Trainator338605 1d ago
I don't know where you live, but here they get paid very well and they have a lot of vacation time...
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u/Okamitoutcourt 17 1d ago
Most of my teachers need a second job to live and two of them work in two schools at the same time
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u/Trainator338605 1d ago
Damn.
I have three teachers (all of them English teachers) in my family and they work in private schools and get paid a lot. Two of them have their own house (granted, both of them are married to engineers) but the third one has an apartment downtown (meaning very expensive) and lives by herself...
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u/Okamitoutcourt 17 1d ago
Ohh that's why, it's because they're in private schools generally if they're un public schools they get paid by the government and it's there they don't get paid much
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u/Trainator338605 1d ago
And like public schools are also paid well... Around 2600€ monthly
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u/Okamitoutcourt 17 1d ago
Around the same for my country but that's before taxes etc
Edit: also that's the max you can get paid and it's after 4 years and a number I don't quite understand going up
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u/KOFhipster 1d ago
Teachers don't get paid dummy
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u/Trainator338605 1d ago
I don't know where you live, but here they get paid very well. And have a lot of vacation time...
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u/The_Reletubby 1d ago
Bro 😭 also teachers teach because it’s they enjoy it. No one goes into teaching saying “man looking after a bunch of shitheads for a day is gonna be so awful and I’m gonna hate it, but I’ll do it for the next 40 years and then retire and get a mediocre pension!”
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u/Trainator338605 1d ago
Some people have done that here... And some others started teaching because they couldn't find a job anywhere else. A math teacher of mine was an engineer and she decided to become a math teacher because she couldn't find a job and engineers can apply for math teacher positions in my country...
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u/No_Opening_8436 1d ago
I genuinely don’t know the answer and my teacher over here giving me “clear hints” and I still don’t get it. I only answer cuz I hear a mf whisper the answer and I go with that. And it’s always right.
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u/Creepy-Cartoonist-42 1d ago
I had something similar recently. A friend just switched to Windows 11, and couldn't find "delete" in the context menu. More specifically, he said "I don't have a delete button", I stupidly replied "Yes, it does", after repeating these phrases again, the 2nd friend started laughing, and the first one still found the button in the context menu, and sent me away, because I couldn't explain that now it's a trash can icon.
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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 19 1d ago
"Just read it carefully" wtf have I been doing for the past 15 minutes then?
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u/Complex_Captain_5923 1h ago
Teachers when we don't answer:????
Also Teachers when we answer wrong: if you don't know then shut up.
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u/Th3Glitch510 OLD 1d ago
Most of the time I just wanted to be left alone, even if I knew the answer, I just didn't want to test my luck and give an answer I was unsure about
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u/Inevitable_Garage706 1d ago
Relatable.
That reminds me of this video I saw recently.
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u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 18 1d ago
Thanks for the free eye cancer
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u/Theresafoxinmygarden 1d ago
What in the ever liberty loving fuck? Face the wa- actually? No. Look right into my eyes as I pull the trigger you dissident
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u/Traditional-Low7651 OLD 1d ago
how about a magic trick
i'll make the answer disappear
*bang the teacher's head onto the table*
TADAM
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u/Fluffy_Confusion_600 OLD 1d ago
Because they believe in you when you don’t believe in yourself
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u/YeetOrBeYeeted420 1d ago
…or you just don’t know the answer. That is quite literally the opposite of them believing in you they think you’re lying for no reason
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u/Youron_111 1d ago
Teachers can read your mind, don't you know?