r/TheMonkeysPaw Dec 25 '18

Meta [M] TL;DR: The Monkey's Paw story

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TL;DR2 at bottom

Some people have mentioned they wanted to see a tl;dr of the original story.


The story focuses on Mr. White, Mrs. White, and their adult son Herbert.

An old family friend named Sergeant-Major Morris shows up at the White's house sharing stories of his adventures. During the talks Morris pulls out an old mummified monkey's paw, said to have a spell placed on it to grant three men three wishes each. Morris used his three, as had another man. Morris wants to dispose of it, but worries about selling it. So he throws it in the fire. Mr. White rescues the paw despite Morris' warnings about messing with fate, but eventually Morris gives in and shares the secret of making a wish.

Morris leaves after supper and Mr. White is unsure of what to wish for, feeling he has everything he needs. He ends up wishing for £200 to pay off the rest of his mortgage and the paw moves in his hand. After Mr. And Mrs. White go to bed, Herbert sees a vivid monkey face in the fire, so he puts it out and goes to bed.

The next day Herbert goes to work at a factory. He dies in an accident. He got caught in the machinery. His work sends a representative home to tell the family that the business claims no fault, but as compensation will pay them £200. Mr. White faints.

Mrs. White is angry and grief stricken, she demands that Mr. White wishes their son back to life, and he does so.

Some time passes and loud knocking on the door sounds. Mrs. White realizes it may have taken so long for the knocking after the wish because Herbert would to walk two miles home from the graveyard.

Mrs. White races downstairs to open the door, and Mr. White, fearing that it is the mutilated body of his son, made his third wish. As Mrs. White opened the door, there's nothing to be seen.


The difference between the Monkey's Paw vs. say, a genie who is also known to cause chaos with wishes, is that the Monkey's Paw is meant to twist fate to achieve your goals, and the consequences of it. Specifically what events cause the wish to come true. Someone died to make Mr. White gain money. No one died after he got the money. A genie would make the £200 counterfeit or meaningless in some way. Herbert became a zombie (maybe) to be able to go home.

Granted, the results of the 2nd and 3rd wishes are more ambiguous, and there's some debate about what actually happened. The story itself gives theories but no firm answers.

I'm not here to pass judgement on people's wishes or answers, or the spirit of the subreddit, just passing this along since a few people have been asking for something like this, and It's fitting for the sub to have a summary of the story somewhere.

Tl;dr for the tl;dr: Man wishes for £200 and his son dies as a result. He wishes his son back alive and a loud knocking is heard on the door. His third wish makes whatever is knocking vanish.

Edit(s): correcting some details, readability


r/TheMonkeysPaw 23h ago

I wish that Choculitions™ the delicious chocolate snack would let me out of my sponsorship contract.

14 Upvotes

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r/TheMonkeysPaw 16h ago

I wish that every other Thursday, a green ray of bright light washed over the entire USA

2 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

Side-Effects I wish McDonald's added McFurries as a menu item.

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18h ago

I wish the local sheriff didn't keep delaying my rendezvous with Star Command.

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish fluffy giant spiders around the size of cats popped into existence, with the same behavior and personality as domesticated and human-friendly cats

14 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish spotted lanternflies were extremely delicious and nutritious to humans.

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish that 99% of the human population instantly and simultaneously exploded into fireworks

11 Upvotes

Myself excluded, of course


r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish for communism to be established throughout the Earth without catastrophes, deaths, revolutions, or forcing from external power

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish that from now on all corrupt people in power, would feel such an intense guilt and shame that they are forced to resign immediately.

17 Upvotes

People in power can be cops, politicians, judges, lawyers, the C-Suite in businesses and others.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish George W. Bush, former President of the United States, would publicly admit (on livestream) to orchestrating 9/11 on his deathbed, regardless of whether or not it was true.

11 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

EX+SE I wish vogon poetry would be read to the world's worst criminals

2 Upvotes

And I mean awful: child rapists, sadists and murderers, neo-nazis etc


r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish everyone on earth suddenly lost the capacity for literary sceptcism

16 Upvotes

If you read it, you believe it. Doesn’t matter where. Doesn’t matter who wrote it. If you write on a piece of paper “baboon piss cures cancer” you and everyone that reads it will believe it at face value.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

Side-Effects I wish homeless people were forced to watch ads in their sleep.

0 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

EX+SE I wish for a billion dollars in cryptocurrency that is accessible only by me or my family, secure and doubles in value every year in addition to being tax free

3 Upvotes

And no tricks


r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

EX+SE I wish the BFG 9000 on my person, the jersey devil was real and I lived in New jersey

0 Upvotes

And that instead of a green ball it fires Monty Python quotes that have the same damaging effect.

Also a can of PhD flopper

Correction: that the bfg9000 was


r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

20 Upvotes

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her


r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish James Wilkie Broderick (Matthew's son) meet Alfy Yan Tueres (Rico's nephew) in the cafe at New York City. They would hangout and sharing their interests each other.

2 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

Side-Effects I wish the rich "corrupt" heirs (daughters and sons) of the famous politicians in the Philippines would be erased from their existence and people never talk about them anymore.

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

Side-Effects I wish to be half-mortal and half-immortal

10 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 6d ago

I wish that .com domains were case sensitive.

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 6d ago

I wish that any domestic pet that becomes homeless would be found and adopted by loving and fully compatible owners within 24 hours

6 Upvotes

By "compatible," I mean that the new owners must be ideally suited to the animal’s species, temperament, and needs — for example, a cat would not end up with someone who has allergies or a lifestyle unsuitable for a cat. This process must occur naturally, without altering fundamental laws of nature or causing harm to the animal and and don't break the free will.