r/TheMonkeysPaw 11d ago

I wish that .com domains were case sensitive.

2 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 12d ago

I wish that every day, a mysterious man wearing all black, would approach a total stranger, quietly whisper "He knows too much" then sprint away

11 Upvotes

I don't know why. This just popped into my head earlier.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 12d ago

I wish I were LeVar Burton

10 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 13d ago

I wish all bro-dozer truck owners found themselves inexplicably dressed as rhinestone cowboys on a daily basis.

5 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 13d ago

I wish Mick Jagger and Keith Richards could finally get some satisfaction.

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 14d ago

I wish that every creature (humans included) currently alive instantly gained 100 pounds of pure muscle in their neck

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 14d ago

I wish that a disease started going around that made a random bone portrude out of the human body.

7 Upvotes

The body just... sprouts an extra bone and it sticks outta the skin. Somewhere. Anywhere


r/TheMonkeysPaw 14d ago

I wish my daddy gave me a name and then walked away.

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 15d ago

I wish everyone would be their wanted gender

21 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 15d ago

Inverse [Inv] Granted, Whaill from My Singing Monsters weightlifts you while you watch an episode of masters of the universe in Japanese.

2 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 16d ago

I wish humans didn’t need to eat or drink to survive

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 17d ago

I wish that Seal Team 6 and Seal Team 9 were merged into Seal Team 69

9 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 17d ago

I wish India, Malta, Brazil, Peru, Chile, Argentina, South Africa, Mexico, Saskatchewan, and Italy all legalized private fossil collecting.

5 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 17d ago

I wish Roblox pedos got visited by an anthropomorphic snow leopard who took them in their spaceship to meet a very eccentric cat

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 17d ago

I wish for revenge!

2 Upvotes

Anyone who ever wronged me shall suffer.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 18d ago

I wish that every time you got a notification on your phone, the entire scene from “The Shining” played and said “Here’s Facebook!” at the end before finally telling what the notification is.

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18d ago

I wish there was a widely-consumed meal called "Corn on the Glob" consisting of corn kernels placed on the surface of a glob of peanut butter

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18d ago

I wish to be able to make anyone do what I want permanently.

5 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18d ago

Side-Effects I wish to watch Madagascar while driving a hummer truck.

2 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18d ago

Side-Effects I wish for Tung Tung Tung Sahur.

0 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18d ago

I wish joe biden and tim walz kissed

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 19d ago

Side-Effects I wish all men instantly turned into gay furry femboys

0 Upvotes