r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Abstract_Logic • 11d ago
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GoldenYoshi99 • 12d ago
I wish that every day, a mysterious man wearing all black, would approach a total stranger, quietly whisper "He knows too much" then sprint away
I don't know why. This just popped into my head earlier.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Agreeable_Echo3203 • 13d ago
I wish all bro-dozer truck owners found themselves inexplicably dressed as rhinestone cowboys on a daily basis.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/PhilippTheSeriousOne • 13d ago
I wish Mick Jagger and Keith Richards could finally get some satisfaction.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GoldenYoshi99 • 14d ago
I wish that every creature (humans included) currently alive instantly gained 100 pounds of pure muscle in their neck
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GoldenYoshi99 • 14d ago
I wish that a disease started going around that made a random bone portrude out of the human body.
The body just... sprouts an extra bone and it sticks outta the skin. Somewhere. Anywhere
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/ColdProfessor • 14d ago
I wish my daddy gave me a name and then walked away.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/kiwicatgamerdedr • 15d ago
I wish everyone would be their wanted gender
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Singer_TwentyNine • 15d ago
Inverse [Inv] Granted, Whaill from My Singing Monsters weightlifts you while you watch an episode of masters of the universe in Japanese.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Senior_Diet8621 • 16d ago
I wish humans didn’t need to eat or drink to survive
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/theemptyqueue • 17d ago
I wish that Seal Team 6 and Seal Team 9 were merged into Seal Team 69
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Temnodontosaurus • 17d ago
I wish India, Malta, Brazil, Peru, Chile, Argentina, South Africa, Mexico, Saskatchewan, and Italy all legalized private fossil collecting.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Tnynfox • 17d ago
I wish Roblox pedos got visited by an anthropomorphic snow leopard who took them in their spaceship to meet a very eccentric cat
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/PhilippTheSeriousOne • 17d ago
I wish for revenge!
Anyone who ever wronged me shall suffer.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/ReallyCoolNinjaLlama • 18d ago
I wish that every time you got a notification on your phone, the entire scene from “The Shining” played and said “Here’s Facebook!” at the end before finally telling what the notification is.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/MerlinGrandCaster • 18d ago
I wish there was a widely-consumed meal called "Corn on the Glob" consisting of corn kernels placed on the surface of a glob of peanut butter
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/LyFireOS • 18d ago
I wish to be able to make anyone do what I want permanently.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/ChatotAbby • 18d ago
Side-Effects I wish to watch Madagascar while driving a hummer truck.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/TobywantheFemboy • 19d ago