r/thesopranos • u/LawSchoolThreauxAway • 1d ago

Cossette

Forget Jesus Rossi. Forget Noah. That little shit Cossette was an ugly, whiny little abomination. Thank God she crawled under Chrissy for warmth and suffocated under there. In addition to Jimmy Altieri and Pussy, that white ball of pubes was one rat they forgot to whack.

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u/Crunchberry24 1d ago

In this house, Cossette is a hero. End of story.

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u/telepatheye 1h ago

Was it barking?

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u/Hungry-Kick1389 1d ago

You’re getting emotional, OP…

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u/RockShowSparky 1d ago

yeah, have a bread stick.

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u/Educational-Dot318 1d ago

in this sub li'l Cossette 🐶 is a hero, PERIOD- END OF! 🤨

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u/Oso_the-Bear 1d ago

"Cossette" is Italian for "little thing" according to Google Translate

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u/TheKingOfBreadstix 1d ago

Also a character in Les Miserables.

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u/Tejon_Melero 1d ago

These people are Philistines.

They will little Cosette all the way to their chai tea lattes.

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u/Particular-Cash-8565 18h ago

I felt bad for Adriana, but I HATE those little ankle-biter, yapping mutts...

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u/qui3tdesperation 1d ago

What's that gotta do with cold medicine 

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u/ShineboxDelivery 1d ago

It's sad when they go young like that.

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u/ProfessionalGas3106 8h ago

When they go?!?!

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u/i_m_that_guy 1d ago

Cosette....whatever happened there.

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u/Rohml 1d ago

I hear you. I know. It was a tragedy. The fact is though: she was not related to them by blood or marriage. She was not a made dog. Among Italians, it was real greaseball shit.

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u/qui3tdesperation 1d ago

She was a hooah and she bit him

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u/KevinFinnerty59 1d ago

SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL INNOCENT CREATURE , WHAT’D SHE EVER DO TO YOU ?!?

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u/jacklewis24 1d ago

they found him dead in the motel. plus the homicide detectives? said he had a pool cue rammed up his ass..

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u/behind95647skeletons 1d ago

As an animal lover and dog owner it was tough to watch those scenes with Cosette. I'm not a fan of treating a dogs like a couch mascot and there was a lot of neglect in her treatment. 

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u/nhaq96 1d ago

And let's not forget, it was barking

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u/pablothenice 1d ago

Its not clear even with computers. It was a question and had a right to ask it

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u/LastVestige22 1d ago

She wasn’t supposed to be on the furniture.

If she can quote the rules, she can follow them.

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u/pablothenice 1d ago

Yahoo? What is it? The 90s?

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u/Blart_Vandelay 1d ago

She thought Chrissy's ass was a natural canopy

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u/DangerousEye1235 16h ago

OOH! That's da boss's niece's dog your tawkin' about!

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u/ProfessionalGas3106 8h ago

Im a huge animal lover, especially dogs. That being said.. I didnt like cossette. She was ugly and annoying. Chrissy had to take her out.

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u/NollieCrooks 8h ago

Take it easy. OP, you know the wine makes you emotional.