r/thesopranos 1d ago

Jackie Jr getting a pass

If he didn’t call Tony at his house and wake him up he probably gets a pass but Tony pushes Ralph in that direction because he didn’t get his 7 hours.

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u/Direct_Arm_8391 1d ago

He wasn’t sleeping he was…. Doing something, like when Carmine called him. 

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u/Sad-Illustrator-8847 1d ago

he was a dead man once he entered the card game alongside Larry and Curly

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u/Heel_Worker982 1d ago

Jackie was doomed, and after all the agita he caused, nobody was worrying about him. The fact that Tony dangled Jackie in front of Ralphie to force Ralphie to take charge showed Tony was not interested in the specifics at all.

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u/New_Anteater_385 1d ago

Little lord fuckpants

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u/Guy-Karoux- 20h ago

He’s the “heir(hair)” apparent

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u/Winter_Willingness_9 1d ago

Oblique? You cant use spanish...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Biegzy4444 1d ago

This is where I’m not sure and I think it could go either way.

Tony kept saying things like “you’re a captain, I know you’ll make the right choice”

It kinda echo’d “god forbid anything should happen”

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u/SupermarketOk2281 1d ago

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

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u/New_Anteater_385 1d ago

Fuckin' grandpa munster over here

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u/SupermarketOk2281 1d ago

It's a line from Monty Python and Holy Grail.

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u/ratdog1995 17h ago

Arthuh...king of the Brittons

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u/SupermarketOk2281 17h ago

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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u/TsunGeneralGrievous 23h ago

fuckin fawlty towahs ova hea

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u/Oso_the-Bear 1d ago

He was doomed as soon as he decided to get in the game, talk nonstop about my father this and that, gather some druggies around him, and start letting Ralph piss in his ear. His whole existence was an inconvenience and a threat to Tony. T killed Chris for a lot less, and Chris he liked.

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u/410sprints 1d ago

He was dumb enough that he was never gonna live to see 30.

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u/Hughkalailee 21h ago

Tony giving Jackie Jr a pass would have them both dead in a coupla tree weeks. 

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u/IllInflation9313 20h ago

He gets a pash fo dat

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u/dastardlydeeded 18h ago

Ralphie was never going to give him that pass.

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u/bushybearmuffinman 1d ago

Kennedy, he’s on his learners permit after dark.

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u/Sfogliatelle99 22h ago

Like Melfi so eloquently put it, he got squashed like a bug. This is what happens when you play games with the big boys.

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u/Subject-Tangelo528 1d ago

He should've given Jackie a pass, just to rub Chrissy's natural canopy in it.  Who the hell liked Sunshine anyways?

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u/SupermarketOk2281 22h ago

Kings rule the realm...

Mysteries abound

Silvio: ShutTheFuckUpAndDeal!

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u/pablocruise2024 19h ago

My mind boggles over how he would have gotten that nickname. Maybe everytime he walked into a room someone commented it’s like a ray of sunshine just entered? Wha, you never pondered that?

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u/solarnewbee 1d ago

In that alternate universe, Jr. would've drowned in the penguin exhibit instead. 

Either way, he's getting clipped, end of story!

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u/New_Anteater_385 1d ago

Stupidity would be considered a learning disability