r/thesopranos • u/Pizzatimelover1959 • 1d ago

What would have happened if Tony went to Clown College instead of Seaton Hall?

Think about it, Tony describes himself as a sad clown to Melfi, clearly showing a certain inner desire to be a Circus Carny instead of the boss of a glorified crew

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u/-volcanic-birth- 1d ago

Discontinue the lithium.

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u/Successful_Gap8927 1d ago

Richie sends guys to slip and fall school

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u/Vegetable_Lead6783 1d ago

A don doesn’t go to clown school, nobody is a clown I don’t wanna hear anymore about clowns 

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u/SaeedMobayed 1d ago

You must have been on top of your fuckin class

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u/Sad-Illustrator-8847 1d ago

he would graduate valedictorian at Pace

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u/AppointmentOk3198 1d ago

those clowns were seven feet tall some of them

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u/BobbyBaccalieriSr 1d ago

Never had the makings of a varsity clown.

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u/grim_sins 22h ago

Pagliachi

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u/Cranstonoid 17h ago

There's no degree in Sad Clownage, that shit's gotta come natural