r/thesopranos • u/Ok-Educator932 • 1d ago

Misquoting the Sopranos can be hilarious

Not sure if he was doing it on purpose but my brother messed up when Phil was talking about compromise and he said “I wanted to eat a grilled cheese instead I jerked off into a tissue” lmao.

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u/little_flix 1d ago

Sounds like your brother's a master cheese maker

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u/Personal_Ad3813 23h ago

So is Paulie!

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u/Cautious-Exam2306 1d ago

OP and his brother suck each other’s cocks

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u/Ok-Educator932 1d ago

Why don't you take your qutations and shove it up your fat fucking ass

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u/Horsecockexpress1 1d ago

They write each other doctors notes

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u/Ok-Educator932 23h ago

You killed Big Pussy? I oughta suffocate you, ya little prick

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u/AlmostGotchaThere 23h ago

Give me one thousand dollars

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u/HungryHedgehog8299 1d ago

he was gay, OP?

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u/Ok-Educator932 1d ago

You know Quasimodo was greasing the union

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u/chesterstone 22h ago

Have a nice day!

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u/Beneficial-Ad-547 22h ago

You aughta know sweetie

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u/RoderickBrownsworth 1d ago

I wanted to fuck a woman but I ended up eating the radiator, I compromised.

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 23h ago

If you eat radiators you’ll eat anything 

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u/RoderickBrownsworth 23h ago

You know that radiator down in Puerto Rico? 26... Tell you, this heating device, its ass was the second coming. Never wore panties.

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u/Cranstonoid 18h ago

HELLO GENTLEMEN

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u/Cranstonoid 17h ago

SPIKE OFF

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u/solarnewbee 1d ago

Let me tell you a couple of three things, this sub has more Sopranos misquotes than cable news progrums. 

Fuggetahbout it! 

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u/Ok-Educator932 1d ago

So what no fucking gabagool now?

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u/Flashy_Cheesecake238 1d ago

I feel like I’m misquoting whenever I say “sticking point” rather than “sticking post”

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 23h ago

That's the flying ointment.

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u/Halojay55 22h ago

He’s just getting his teeth wet

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 22h ago

Like a bat on a hill

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u/Irishgoodbye777 1d ago

Janish.
We buried him outside where the squirrels can eat him and the pine trees can drop pinecones all about his neck and face.

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u/Doc_Sulliday 23h ago

He was gay, the radiator?

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u/Cranstonoid 18h ago

Fucking hetero's!

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u/brickmason256 23h ago

Marco Halo

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u/ArchieConnors 23h ago

Marge Hindenbrender over here

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u/Heel_Worker982 23h ago

Uh... that sounds like some White Lotus shit right there, OP, be careful.

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u/Substantial-Toe96 23h ago

A pint of gold is worth more than a gallon of blood.

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u/Minute_University_98 23h ago

Very propane, the sacred and the allegorical.

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u/Interesting_Luck5129 23h ago

I compromised, I jerked off all over the radiator

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u/MisterCircumstance 22h ago

Blood pressure meds. Lotta money in that shit.

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u/DeadMoney313 22h ago

Let me tell you a couple or three things, your brother is - weak , out of control, and embarassment to himself and everybody else. He can't come to our social club anymore!

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u/C_Cooke1 19h ago

I wanted to fuck a manicotti, I compromised. I ate grilled radiator off the tissue.

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u/Miserable-Log-4614 23h ago

I had a friend who thought “soft drinks of choice” was how Tony would praise another member or that it was actual mafia lingo for congrats.

Though… they forgot the large old blue eyes as well 😂😂

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u/wdrub 22h ago

When you’re married you’ll learn the importance of fresh wounds

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u/StainedDelicates 22h ago

Speaking of misquoting… “Sacre Bleu, where is me Ma?” is what is actually said in the show but everyone seems to say “where is me mama?”.

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u/Sycsa 22h ago

This was the first thread I ever saw on reddit back in the day. Same concept, basically: https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/s/oUefGJYICB

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u/tilldeathdoiparty 22h ago

It’s OPs knowledge that his brother is feeble minded

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u/Sopranosfan99 21h ago

Your brother? That animal Blundetto? I heard he was caught smoking marijuana at his own confirmation!

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u/Ok-Educator932 20h ago

HE DID-DENT

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u/-NolanVoid- 20h ago

OP is trying to spread some allegory among the ranks of our thing.

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u/Ok-Educator932 19h ago

Satanic black magic shit

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u/-NolanVoid- 19h ago

FUCKIN' FINOOOOOOKS! = == = 🪑

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u/sdss9462 19h ago

Tell your brother to discontinue the lithium.

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u/Stock-Visit5157 18h ago

IT PEEDED OUT

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u/-NolanVoid- 16h ago

No offense OP, but have you ever had yourself checked for Lou Gehrig's disease?

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u/Ok-Educator932 15h ago

They ever find a cure for your fuckfaceitis?

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u/-NolanVoid- 15h ago

That's vag'd up.

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u/Its_Urn 11h ago

Not a misquote, but after my first watch of the show, I always misremember Patsi being the one to say "Fiber Optic Cable, high speed internet access" instead of Benny.

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u/Twodrops 1h ago

How's your sister?

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u/Acceptable-Map-9209 7h ago

When I was in a tissue, I wanted to eat grilled cheese? I jerked off on the radiator instead.