r/thesopranos 20h ago

Would Ralphie have faced repercussions if the rest of the family knew he likes it up the ass?

I feel like Ralph's proclivities don't get enough discussion as a whole, but this a question I don't think I've ever seen brought up in particular.

As we all know, Jun whistling to the wheat field was enough of a fiasco, but taking it up the hoo-ha? Sure, he got Janice to do it, but if cunnilingus is enough to make you question a man, then Ralph might as well be out in New Hampshire with Johnny Cakes.

As a side, it was a fairly smart play by Ralph to tell his crew that it was Janice's idea to play in his ass and that he shot it down.

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u/imabustya 20h ago

A. She was a whoar B. She drugged me. C. That was not my dildo she was carrying.

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 19h ago

She doesn't even know who you are.

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u/telepatheye 18h ago

Don't say nothing, Janice!

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u/IUsedToBeRasAlGhul 20h ago edited 17h ago

I think this really boils down to how the information is revealed and how Ralph handles it. Junior eating sushi was only a big deal due to his own insecurities, and Vito was caught by a made man (IIRC) in full leather at a gay club and had an unquestionable witness to him catching in the form of Finn. The only way Ralphie would really be exposed is if one of his women starts gossiping, which can pretty easily be dismissed as heresay, and he’s pretty good at bullshitting his way through situations. If Ralph can keep his cool and ensure that everyone gets a couple of heavier envelopes and better construction jobs for a while, I think he could find himself earning a pash.

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u/Creative_Research480 18h ago

Yeah, like as soon as Janice and him broke up he got ahead of the issue by saying that’s what she was into, not him. Basically sowing the seeds of plausible deniability if it ever came up

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u/Leading-Dragonfly-47 18h ago

Where does Rosalie fit into all of this?

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u/telepatheye 18h ago

She was in mourning...her son drowned in 3 inches of water

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u/front-wipers-unite 14h ago

Rosalie was from the old school. She was never going to explain herself.

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 10h ago

Fuckin' nosey!

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u/syzygyly 17h ago

witness to him pitching

Vito was definitely catching dick in the van, not pitching

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u/centralfloridadad 19h ago

The guys that spotted Vito in NY in chaps weren't friends of ours, they were basically the friend of one of us.

And Finn witnessed Vito catching, not pitching.

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u/LitigiousAutist 19h ago

"Sal Iaccuzzo, I know him, he's a friend of ours." - Carlo

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u/Dickgivins 19h ago

Yeah he stated that pretty clearly lol.

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u/Foreign-Cow-1189 19h ago

How much more betrayal could Paulie take?!

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u/front-wipers-unite 14h ago

Poor guy, probably felt like he'd been stabbed in the heart.

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u/Ijustthinkthatyeah 19h ago

Ralph was prepared if that came out. That’s why he tells the guys, after Janice kicked him out, what Janice “wanted” to do to him. If it comes out later, he can claim that she’s lying and she’s crazy and he has already told them about it.

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u/Leading-Dragonfly-47 18h ago

Yah but didn’t Rosalie also know that Ralph had to take it up the bum

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u/Sad-Illustrator-8847 17h ago

Rosalie strikes me as pretty discreet. She seemed to buy the story of black drug dealers killing her son…at least she doesn’t question it publicly.

plus it is bad for her image if she engaged in freaky sex in any form

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u/Leading-Dragonfly-47 16h ago

I forgot the whole religious aspect of the show

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u/alwayssplitaces 5h ago

Rosalie mentioned something about doing all the freaky stuff Ralph wanted when they broke up.

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u/zerg1980 15h ago

I don’t think Ralphie did any of that stuff with Ro. He was dating her primarily because it gave him a huge status bump to date the former First Lady of the family. While they had sex, it was probably just vanilla sex that Ralphie put up with to maintain appearances, while always planning to do the kinky stuff with goomars and prostitutes.

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u/Harposstave 15h ago

In their last scene together in the bedroom Ro alludes to all the “sick shit” she does in the bedroom that he likes so yes she was doing that to keep him around

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 10h ago

We don't know dat

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u/billybassbigmouth 20h ago

Y'know what the crazy bitch was into? She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimping me out. I told her get the fuck out of here! Whole family's nuts.

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u/Miserable_Reason_382 20h ago

Why would Tony have anything to say about it? He’s too busy eating beef and sausage by the fucking cart load!

Anyways I’ve said my piece

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u/telepatheye 18h ago

He's a man. He loves to eat!

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u/Miserable_Reason_382 11h ago

He loves to eat? I think it’s time for him to seriously start considering salads

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 20h ago

Yeah, in real life the Jersey mob got the OK from NY to kill their boss because he had been going to swinger clubs and his goomah told another goomah and the gossip over him being gay led to his death.

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 10h ago

That's not part of the TV progrum

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u/Direct_Arm_8391 20h ago

He was mommy’s little tramp, mommy’s little whoer… there’s no stigmata these days. 

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u/telepatheye 18h ago

A don does not take it up the ass

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u/front-wipers-unite 13h ago

Maybe you're a flambé.

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u/telepatheye 13h ago

You ought to know, sweetie

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u/Manny4Now1 10h ago

A don doesn't wear shorts. It never has been stated that a don doesn't take it up the ass. Maybe it happens in prison but you get a pass for that.

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u/telepatheye 6h ago

Harvey Milk over here

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u/Manny4Now1 6h ago

Well, you ought to know sweetie

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u/Timely_Ad115 19h ago

Does anyone else think op is a little weird about Ralphie being weird about women?

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 19h ago

Who does OP think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 10h ago

He was such s stupid get

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u/Oso_the-Bear 20h ago

On the one hand, there are millions of dollars at stake and we depend on this guy, and that's the boss of the NY family talking.

On the other hand, they did make it seem like a big percent of the rank and file just wouldn't have it, especially in the unions and construction. I think it would have been untenable to keep him even just for being Janice's little whore.

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u/ory1994 20h ago

What’s this, the goddamn UN now?

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u/front-wipers-unite 13h ago

Ralphie would have been more proactive, he'd have cracked some heads.

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u/Ordinary-Rise-2923 20h ago

Fucking Slander you ask me

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u/tumalditamadre 19h ago

He was gay, Ralph Cifaretto?

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u/Foreign-Cow-1189 20h ago

Considering how much flack JR caught for eating pussy, I’m going to assume it wouldn’t go over well with the fellas.

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u/imabustya 20h ago

Go over well?! HE’S GOTTA GOOO!

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 19h ago

No way someone could eat Pussy in one sitting.

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 10h ago

That's not possible

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u/cntUcDis 20h ago

Remember, they asked if Vito was pitching or catching, if the latter he probably would have gotten a pash. If Ralphie was a good earner, and kept his crew tight, what he did in his own time would have been his business.

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u/Ijustthinkthatyeah 19h ago

They wanted to kill Vito before even hearing about the security guard. No way he gets a pass. Finn’s story just made it worse.

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u/Sad-Illustrator-8847 17h ago

I do not know about that. they probably regard pitching bad, catching far worse. Benny throws rocks at Vito’s car when he drives away..that doesn’t sound like giving him a pash

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u/rombus-zombus 8h ago

His crew would’ve lost all reshpect you fock

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u/schlomoweinstein 20h ago

“Straight” men are at the same time repulsed and fascinated with gay sex. It’s amusing.

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u/tumalditamadre 19h ago

I think a "you oughta know, sweetie" would be apropos.

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u/WhiteCollarBiker 6h ago

I knew that was coming….

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u/Jedi-27 19h ago

It’s gay, isn’t it?

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u/mashubirdsall 19h ago

As Tony would have said " HE'S A FAAAAAAAGGGGG "

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u/Leather_Economics289 19h ago

Now look here, I don't like that kind of tawk.

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u/Rohml 18h ago

Unlike Ritchie, Ralphie could sell it.

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u/brickmason256 18h ago

It's 2025, there's pillow biters in the special forces

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u/Hammerrman 18h ago

You think Ralphei's gonna fuck with Johnny, Vito's Johnny?

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u/CharlietheWarlock 18h ago

Eh not really he would face a lot of jokes though

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u/Significant-Owl7980 18h ago

Yea, Rock Hudson too

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u/JiveChicken00 17h ago

Fuckin’ slander, ask me.

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u/Shadow_botz 16h ago

You’re gonna have to wait for that

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u/Patient-Cod3442 16h ago

I always figured janice thought she got ralph killed with the stuff she told tony, not that she wouldve cared but still

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u/Objective-Object4360 16h ago

Did they date Janice to piss Tony off? He even says to Richie, there are better looking men in the can 😂

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u/Alexander_Muenster 42m ago

Hey, they got *history* !

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u/MayGer_Tom 15h ago

Poppersh & weird shex? It’s everywhere in Miami. He never shoulda started with that shit.

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u/ZuniBBa 14h ago

it was a joke!

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u/XConejoMaloX 13h ago

He was catching? Not pitching

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u/410sprints 9h ago

Did the higher-ups consider him a good earner? Makes all the difference in the world in their industry.

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u/Crisstofah 8h ago

You mean if he bottomed from the top?

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u/PabstBlueBourbon 8h ago

He’s an earner. You get a pash for that.

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u/TigerRad 4h ago

He told me to rub his dick raw with a cheese grater. I wouldn’t do it!

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u/bubbly_specialist007 13m ago

I mean he confessed to Vito and someone else about it.. if even in a joking can you believe it sorta way.