r/thesopranos 19h ago

[Meme] Why isn’t there a Latin American version of the sopranos?

As some of you know, there is a Colombian remake of Breaking Bad called Metastasis which is essentially a shot for shot remake of the original show. The setting is different and characters names are translated. For example Walter White is Walter Blanco (blanco is the Colombian word for white). But for the most part the story and plot is the exact same.

My question is, why isn’t there a Latin American version of the sopranos yet? It could be set in Bogota. Christopher could be Cristiano, paulie could be Pablo, Pussy could be Gato, and uncle Jun could be Tío jr. Furio could be “Enojado” and he could be a Spanish bullfighter from Andalucia.

Instead of running a college football sports book they could take bets on Colombian “futball” (Colombian for “American soccer”). Silvio could get some Latina strippers from across the border who are trying to escape Venezuela. Instead of eating gabagool all the time they could eat chorizo.

Anyway I think this is a pretty good idea and it could be funny. Why hasn’t David chase thought of it yet? Is he stupid?

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u/Direct_Arm_8391 19h ago

Why don’t you stick to what you know and leave your opinions wherever the fuck. 

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u/willferelssagyscrote 19h ago

Maybe because this fine man of culture is wondering what melfi would look like as a Latina.

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 18h ago

I can see her

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u/creek-hopper 15h ago

We can see Vergara play a gangster in Griselda.

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u/ragnarrock420 17h ago

Bamboleooo 🌶️

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u/ClarenceWalnuts99 18h ago

Sofia Vergara 🔥

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u/Kepler1609a 12h ago

Always with the scenarios, this OP

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u/LitigiousAutist 19h ago

Well The Sopranos ain't Breaking Bad, which is a crime show. The Sopranos is extremely American in it's presentation, and is more of a family comedy with a crime backdrop.

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u/DBCOOPER888 18h ago

Yeah, exactly. Remove the American setting and it may as well be a different show.

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u/Cranstonoid 18h ago

El Dandy is a pretty good Mexican version of Donnie Brasco, complete with certain mob types being complete fuckups and all that entrails.

Recommended

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u/ChombieNation 17h ago edited 15h ago

Chili today, hot tamale

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u/Pants_Pierre 18h ago

The final episode is named “made in America”…

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u/Alternative_Handle50 16h ago

The show is completely framed by American themes. The entire premise of “getting in too late on something good” introduced in ep 1. Is about the US too.

Because the show is timeless, It’s also easy to miss how contemporary the show was, with the themes perfectly matching the concerns of the American public at the time.

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u/PoodleGuap 16h ago

You don’t listen to the president? We’re gonna mop the floor with the whole fucking world.

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u/Alternative_Handle50 16h ago

Funny how that you could assume that’s the current present and still have it be accurate

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u/Oso_the-Bear 19h ago

I don't know but there are like ten thousand spanish language soap operas about an organized crime family

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u/IllInflation9313 19h ago

The Colombian word for soap opera is actually “telenovela”

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u/ThunderMontgomery 19h ago

Do you mean Spanish?

It’s common knowledge OP is retarded

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u/OG-CJ-GSF 19h ago

He eats grilled cheese off a radiator

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u/FrankSemyon 18h ago

The Colombian word for radiator is rateeator

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u/mahaju 10h ago

They're all rate eaters

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 18h ago

¡Español! ¡Español, maldito lameculo!

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u/ClarenceWalnuts99 18h ago

Hey no Spanish. Oblee-kay!

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u/P316497 16h ago

Lmao as a Colombian this is cracking me up, yes we Colombians have words for stuff (completely unrelated to the fact that we speak Spanish, actually we are the only Spanish speaking country in the world alongside Spain, hence why he keeps saying “the Colombian word”)

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u/IllInflation9313 15h ago

Some people think they only speak American in Colombia. They are so far behind in the race they actually believe they are leading.

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u/P316497 15h ago

Brother what are you talking about

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u/IllInflation9313 15h ago

Some wise guys who are as sharp as cue balls are making fun of me because they don’t realize that Colombian language (sometimes called Spanish or castellano in the old country) is different from English.

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u/SpecimenY4rp 5h ago

Still going this asshole

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u/Gnomad_Lyfe 4h ago

I promise you there’s not a single person who looks at fucking Colombia and assumes they speak English

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u/SofterBones 2h ago

Didn't you almost drown in 3 inches of water?

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 19h ago

Yeah, but they couldn't push Webistics. What stock would they push?

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u/Rohml 19h ago

Webìstìstìco

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u/capt-awesome-atx 15h ago

Webistics is Webistics, but it's Los Webistics.

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 12h ago

"Los, las, WTF is this, some kind of sing along?"

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u/Zaiush 19h ago

A minerals penny stock play

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u/GuntWersley 19h ago

The story of The Sopranos is uniquely American.

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u/ThunderMontgomery 19h ago

The Colombian version series finale will be called Made in Bogota

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u/BangerSlapper1 18h ago

🎶 Nunca dejes de creer! 🎶 

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u/ThunderMontgomery 18h ago

What should they be eating in the final scene instead of onion rings?

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u/helix274 18h ago

Chicharrones

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u/brosophila 19h ago

He came in at the end of it

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 18h ago

I know some guys came in the end of Vito

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u/brosophila 18h ago

Now there’s an image

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u/Rohml 19h ago

Agreed. If it were made anywhere else with the same shot-per-shot treatment, it may not translate well or feel phony.

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u/NegativeCourage5461 19h ago

Because “Italian mother” is its own very specific type of personality disorder.

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u/TheTwerkingClass 17h ago

To be fair, I think latina grandmother could work as an analogue

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u/NegativeCourage5461 16h ago

Yeah. And remember. Every Italian mother had an Italian mother. It’s a negative feedback loop.

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u/my_first_rodeo 15h ago

your grandmother is someone incapable of shutting the fuck up

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u/mcknight92 19h ago

Is Antonito gonna celebrate Independence Day instead of going to the Latino Day Parade too

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u/cheefkingdom13 19h ago

Blanco is Spanish for white, not Colombian you stunad. Congrats! You’re illiterate in 2 languages!

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u/GroundbreakingDoor61 19h ago

Pretty sure Italian is a Latin culture

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u/Trees_are_cool_ 18h ago

In a manner of speaking, THE Latin culture

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u/SaeedMobayed 19h ago

In Columbia you don't ave?

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u/mostlyfire 17h ago

“Colombian word for white” lmao Jesus Christ they’re just slashing the education budget to pieces huh? The language is Spanish my man. That’s like saying someone speaks American

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u/IllInflation9313 16h ago

Merriam Webster ova here

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u/SuburbanBushwacker 16h ago

hate to break this to you old bean. that’s a piss poor example. from our perspective you are speaking american.

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u/ragnarrock420 19h ago

Frankly op, if you got that type of covert anti-latinism, i would like you to leave this sub

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u/Cynical-Rambler 19h ago

Breaking Bad is a fantasy show and most of the villains are bald latino men. The characters are in the environment. There is enough of them in Latin America.

The Soprano is a sitcom and the villains are 3rd generation Italian immigrants. Which 3rd generation ethnic groups do you think is a suitable replacement in Latin America? Arabs?

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan 19h ago

Plenty of Germans hanging around South America

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u/CastorBollix 18h ago

The Mengeles. Just don't ask what Uncle Jün got up during the war. 

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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 19h ago

"Hi Enojado."

Enojado: "It's Fu rio."

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u/Katz3njamm3r 19h ago

There is it’s called Narcos on Netflix

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u/Valuable-Wafer-881 19h ago

Any hinky shit and you'll be reharvesting wheat with George Washington

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u/Ok-Equivalent8260 18h ago

Colombian? You mean Spanish?

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u/BanjoTCat 19h ago

"In this house Vasco Núñez de Balboa is a Colombian hero! End of story!"

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u/liarandahorsethief 19h ago

Discontinue the lithium.

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u/Inter_Web_User 19h ago

Once upon on time on NBC... Kingpin) 2003 6 Episodes

Yancey Arias the main character of Kingpin was in ep2 Season one of The Sopranos. 46 Long He stole the Saturn from AJ's teacher. Pussy has to find it. His BF is played by Mike Epps

It was expected to be network television's answer to HBO's hit series The Sopranos, but lackluster ratings forced NBC to cancel plans to extend the miniseries into a full-length series.

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u/Bazoun 19h ago

Like the Mayans vs The Sons of Anarchy. I’d watch a Latin version of Sopranos.

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u/BongWaterRamen 18h ago

Instead of Russians, they would be Cossacks. "He killed 14 Crimeans."

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u/Own_Item7513 18h ago

Just watch breaking bad and root for the Salamancas

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u/ClarenceWalnuts99 18h ago

Instead of gabagool, chorizo! Lol 😆

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u/aaronxperez 17h ago

It’s called Narcos, fuck-o. 🤘🤟👉🤟🤘

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u/ThunderMontgomery 19h ago

Tony coming into the Bing and seeing Fat Dom dead.gif

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u/Charles_X4325 19h ago

A Don doesn't watch Spanish telenovas

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u/CompetitiveCheck113 19h ago

i remember when you used to wait in the car

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u/A-10THUNDERBOLT-II 19h ago

You'll be refrying beans with Pablo Escobar

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u/technicallysupportiv 19h ago

I think this was called Narcos.

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u/AyatollahFromCauca 19h ago

There are like a million narco/crime family themed series in latín América, some better than the others.

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u/NormalGuyPosts 18h ago

Colombian Adriana La Cerva; now there’s an image

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u/IllInflation9313 16h ago

Sofia vergara as Carmela and Karol G as Rosa Aprile

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u/Flaky-Ad-4666 17h ago

She already looks Colombian

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u/BlackOutSpazz 17h ago

As others have already said, it's a very American show told from that perspective in particular

But another reason could also be that when our ancestors started fleeing that sunny peninsula and surrounding islands they didn't just go to the US's East Coast, many went to Central and South America too and to this day there are significant Italian/Sicilian enclaves and with it old world organized crime. They wouldn't need name changes, there's already plenty of people with names like Antonio, Silvio, Pasquale, etc, throughout Central and South America.

So while it's a very American show in some ways, in others it's already mad universal and doesn't need to be remade. Just dubbed.

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u/Training_Onion6685 17h ago

there are already plenty of shows about latin american organized crime families, and probably some that already rip off plenty of ideas from The Sopranos

but so much of The Sopranos is a time and place piece, early 2000's NJ / NY area, italian-american seeing an italian-american in therapy, replete with references to a specific italian-american upbringing and family dynamic ... all of the references, the themes, character personalities and relations ... are all very steeped in the time and place

changing the context to the suburbs of Mexico City or something just makes it a completely different show, latin american family tropes and dynamics would not resonate with the script, you'd have to deeply rewrite everything to the point its barely the same show

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u/DougieJones22 17h ago

If I wanted to worry about Colombia, I’d move to fucking Bogota. You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to wait in the car… AND AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!

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u/Mcsmokeys- 16h ago

Los Sopranos

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u/reallyrealest 16h ago

Cunilinguis y psiquiatria nos trajeron a esto.

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u/lovepancakes 16h ago

columbian word for white, lol

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u/HotAd6484 15h ago

How does one say hello in Colombian? I only know how to say it in Mexican or Chilean.

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u/Cool-Group-9471 16h ago

To call David stupid shows more about you. He wrote dozens of dozens of scripts and if you know anything about writing, you would be wiped out now. Still.

If anyone noticed, there was a lot of time between seasons. A couple was about a year in between. Because David had to come up with the writing. He would not oversee another series so similarly again. Even though it is all generally written.

Do not call the Creator and writer of one of the best series ever, stupid. You watched it didn't you?

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u/CookieMonsta94 15h ago

Blanco is White in SPANISH. Colombian isn't a language you stunad.

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u/mahaju 10h ago

Didn't you hear about the Chinese remake of the Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand

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u/obeseoprah 9h ago

I can’t find de pussy anywhere

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u/homogenic- 19h ago

A Latino version of Sopranos would be kinda funny actually.

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u/IllInflation9313 16h ago

Lotta money in this remake shit, T

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u/audio-nut 18h ago

The Italian version is tomato soup for your ass. 

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u/DOUBLENINERBOY 18h ago

El mucho pesos

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u/MZM204 18h ago

Obliquez?! Hey! No Spanish!

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u/asisyphus_ 18h ago

It's the Sopranos, I relate to it from a Mexican catholic household

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u/NormalGuyPosts 18h ago

Latinas! Another fucking money machine

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u/Ozymannoches 18h ago

Gabriela sends a me down here for the Jabugo

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u/Erncoins 18h ago

Narcos Mexico it's pretty good

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u/ddekock61 17h ago

Four Blocks is the Lebanese in Berlin version. The head of the family is even called Tony. “Tony!” they call after him. And it’s weird but right.

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u/RockShowSparky 17h ago

Work in a South Beach Strumpets series crossover and you could be on to something.

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u/nsdmsdS 17h ago

Suspende el litio!

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u/yeezusosa 17h ago

Narcos?

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u/Remarkable-Focus-419 17h ago

If anything there should be a knock off Italian version

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u/Best-Salad 17h ago

Quest'que se? Globe broken?

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u/ExtraGloves 17h ago

O ble que?

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u/KingCuda93 17h ago

You do realize the cars and food alone were stars of The Sopranos, right?

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u/Frosty_Foundation_89 15h ago

nah. id rather wait 10 years for it to be retro abd they could just remake the show.

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u/berkeyen 15h ago

Not latin american, but there actually was a high budget but nevertheless short-lived turkish adaptation that only produced 10 or so episodes i believe

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u/84JPG 15h ago

Cartel de los Sapos is the closest.

It features the Colombian cartel landscape after the fall of Pablo Escobar and Medellin Cartel. While still massive, it was a time when the power of Colombian cartels started waning and the power shifted to Mexico.

The show isn’t just about the cartels, but the often ridiculous family, narco-cultural and social dynamics of the members in an often comedic way similar to The Sopranos. As for the cartel drama, the core of the show is about how everyone, in their attempt to save themselves, start cooperating with authorities and becoming informants which eventually leads to the fall of the cartel (funnily, exactly what is currently happening with Mexican Cartels, the Sinaloa Cartel specifically - but that’s another issue).

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u/CurbYourSneakAttack 15h ago

Because there doesn't need to be an alternate version of everything.

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u/SanchitoBOC 14h ago

No puedo tener esta conversación de nuevo.

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u/dancjr2 14h ago

Stupida fuckin an idea, I hate a da idea.

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u/vicenormalcrafts 13h ago

We're going to Latino day parade

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u/Apprehensive-Gur-735 11h ago

Get the fuck outta here!

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 7h ago

Juan Bolsa from BB/BCS is the Spanish name equivalent of Johnny Sac.

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u/Micahisaac 6h ago

Therapy is for gringos