r/unOrdinary • u/Diamond-Strike • Aug 01 '25

DISCUSSION Do it, do it

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u/Snowbold Aug 02 '25

Grumpy, gets the girl, quits his job and murders cops

4

u/Leilazzzz Aug 02 '25

It's either Arlo or Doc, but probably doc

3

u/The-Man-Of-Random Aug 02 '25

Arlo doesn't get the girl

3

u/Leilazzzz Aug 02 '25

Right, I was too focused on the rest of the text lol

1

u/Isen-SleepWithSocks No.1 Isen simp 😜 Aug 06 '25

yeah absolutely not

1

u/super_writer101 Aug 11 '25

Which girl is he even trying to get? Sera? He thinks of Remi as a sister and there’s no other girls. If Sera, he never stood a chance imo

1

u/The-Man-Of-Random Aug 11 '25

Sera is 100% into John. Idk who Arlo would be going after, but you forgot about Cecil. The only other would be Kass but that'd be illegal.

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u/capricorn_the_goat Aug 02 '25

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u/KJC___ Aug 02 '25

Blyke

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u/Isen-SleepWithSocks No.1 Isen simp 😜 Aug 06 '25

🤣

help ok

blyke?

27

u/SymmetricalFireballs Aug 02 '25

Sees real good

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u/Isen-SleepWithSocks No.1 Isen simp 😜 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

runs real good

hears real good

smells real good
(as in he is good at smelling, not like he smells good that's weird)

21

u/SanguineRoseMun Aug 02 '25

The Thermostat for Society, currently awol.

3

u/Le_quacksirlot Aug 02 '25

Ability gauge guy?

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u/SanguineRoseMun Aug 02 '25

Nope, our thermostat shows up a lot more frequently.

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u/The_one_and_only943 Aug 02 '25

Hmmm, Zeke?

4

u/SanguineRoseMun Aug 02 '25

Correct it is Zeke the dumbass who introduces himself as a (false) king while the real king whose stronger just doesn't use his authority.

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u/KJC___ Aug 02 '25

“I just said GG bro, why did they ban me I just said GG”

10

u/B01led Phase Shift (Electricity) Level: 7.6 Aug 02 '25

William

14

u/hgl_m3m3s Aug 02 '25

He is rock hard 24/7

3

u/MageWithoutTheE Aug 02 '25

Stone Skin man

7

u/Ok-Plate905 Aug 02 '25

Employee of the month

11

u/New_Weird8988 Jarlo👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 is my body but Sera is my soul🇰🇵😍 Aug 02 '25

That security guard! The one that jumped onto Remi

5

u/PersonUnknown_360 Aug 02 '25

Unironically, Keene saving Vaughn from the Bureau.

7

u/Professional-Mind624 Aug 02 '25

I am a rat, and poor

3

u/B01led Phase Shift (Electricity) Level: 7.6 Aug 02 '25

Isen

1

u/Professional-Mind624 Aug 03 '25

Nope- another rat, kinda sneaky but currently dead-

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u/B01led Phase Shift (Electricity) Level: 7.6 Aug 03 '25

Terrence?

6

u/Rare_Secretary4870 Aug 02 '25

Urn

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u/AhShit-HereWeGoAgian Aug 02 '25

William did not Urn that

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u/Isen-SleepWithSocks No.1 Isen simp 😜 Aug 06 '25

BRO

3

u/Leni_licious Aug 02 '25

William ToT

4

u/L33Q1X Team John Aug 02 '25

Hamster man

2

u/Firew4l Aug 02 '25

Isen

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u/L33Q1X Team John Aug 03 '25

Its Arlo actually

3

u/super_writer101 Aug 02 '25

The high tier that was a royal… then just wasn’t? Also the only royal to escape Joker’s wrath

3

u/Iamnoobmeme Aug 02 '25

A sketchy private investigator who works with special investigations when they struggle to solve a case and carries a big walking stick and has been know to stand naked in the rain and mutter to himself that he's a wizard.

4

u/MageWithoutTheE Aug 02 '25

The guy William hired who got thrown into a dumpster

1

u/Iamnoobmeme Aug 03 '25

I posted in the wrong subreddit. :P. Not one unordinary's charictors. My bad. But guess again.

2

u/MageWithoutTheE Aug 03 '25

Harry Potter

1

u/Iamnoobmeme Aug 03 '25

Close, no dice.

1

u/MageWithoutTheE Aug 03 '25

Hagrid

1

u/Iamnoobmeme Aug 03 '25

Colder. Try another fiction.
Want a hint?

3

u/FrostyTheCat7271 Aug 02 '25

2

u/New_Weird8988 Jarlo👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 is my body but Sera is my soul🇰🇵😍 Aug 02 '25

Johnny boy

3

u/White_lord666 Aug 02 '25

2

u/The-Man-Of-Random Aug 02 '25

Terrance! Fuck that guy

2

u/AhShit-HereWeGoAgian Aug 02 '25

You know it's funny you should say fuck Terrance.....

1

u/The-Man-Of-Random Aug 03 '25

because Spectre killed him while he was in prison?

1

u/AhShit-HereWeGoAgian Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

Yea but also it's prison and you said fuck him.....

3

u/Theunis_ Val's simp Aug 02 '25

From victim to being abuser to playing victim

3

u/Old-Author-9214 Aug 02 '25

wanna see me crash out? wanna see me do it again?

5

u/AhShit-HereWeGoAgian Aug 02 '25

John "Crash out" Johnson

3

u/SolarPrime7 Aug 03 '25

I am the prophet, with the answers you seek

2

u/TheRealOvenCake Aug 03 '25

time, I've unlocked it, I see past and future running freeeeee

(Claire) is my world, she will help you get home

2

u/chaoticcreativity024 post traumatic keon disorder Aug 02 '25

lila from umbrella academy but with more trauma

2

u/Rouxfinity Aug 02 '25

ass (not really an ass anymore I think)

2

u/ELLZNaga21 Aug 02 '25

He is the, the uh, the umm, hes the character but hair frick hes the money

2

u/The-Man-Of-Random Aug 02 '25

Ohh yeah the vigilante guy who helped with a living spot from the other school right? Gosh what was his name?

1

u/ELLZNaga21 Aug 03 '25

No he is blood

2

u/Inevitable-Cut2342 Aug 02 '25

Fought over a broken pen

1

u/Jdoggokussj2 John's Bestest Buddy Aug 02 '25

Megaman

1

u/KJC___ Aug 02 '25

Blyke

1

u/Jdoggokussj2 John's Bestest Buddy Aug 02 '25

lmao not who i was thinking about but it actually fits too

1

u/theamethystkin Aug 02 '25

God damn Hairo Edit: Kineshi Hairo*

1

u/kannakantplay Aug 02 '25

just an ordinary guy

1

u/JMeisterJ Aug 02 '25

That one character... they did the thing one time.... I think they ran once... and yeah

1

u/shoyomama Team John Aug 02 '25

Can get pretty high on command annnd make other people high hahaha

1

u/Certain_Thing_6320 Aug 02 '25

FLAME ON but only pointy nails+diamond

3

u/super_writer101 Aug 02 '25

The Ember Agent that everyone thinks looks like Aunt Val?

1

u/TWP_ReaperWolf Aug 02 '25

Couldn't think of anything funny for unO characters, so I wrote the first thing that popped into my head

1

u/Firew4l Aug 02 '25

Solarflare

1

u/Leni_licious Aug 02 '25

What happens when you don't have an effective anti-bullying campaign in elementary school

2

u/Smooth-Finger-7893 Aug 06 '25

John Tuesday Doe

1

u/Menotyou15 Aug 02 '25

I can't find my lunch bag..

1

u/5hattered_Dreams Spectating Anarchist Aug 02 '25

Anger. Issues.

1

u/Ralexcraft Aug 03 '25

She blue, and a little mean

1

u/Smooth-Finger-7893 Aug 06 '25

Cecile

1

u/Ralexcraft Aug 06 '25

Actually she’s Elaine

1

u/Hairy_Cod9263 Aug 03 '25

He eavesdropped once on accident.

1

u/Top-Novel1952 Aug 03 '25

Kid gets mad cuz everyone else has a skill issue

1

u/Pretend_Associate414 Aug 03 '25

Punches children for a living

1

u/TheRealOvenCake Aug 03 '25

keeps secret to stop scary dude from crashing out only to enable said crash out

1

u/Thomas_tank_engine_1 Aug 05 '25

Shit ton of Hair gel was the good phase

1

u/Ok_Catch_6568 21d ago

Forgotten and used, valued only for her abilities.

1

u/TWP_ReaperWolf Aug 02 '25

Crackhead goes island to island dismantling every government body he finds along the way

3

u/Dry_Emergency_5512 Wishing UnO was mainstream Aug 02 '25

You're only supposed to do it for unO characters

2

u/Firew4l Aug 02 '25

The strawhats crew (zoro)