r/uspolitics • u/SE_to_NW • 4d ago
Trump to sign order renaming Department of Defense to 'Department of War'
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5487285-trump-signs-order-department-war/14
u/DeadJango 4d ago
Message would be clear to those who are paying attention. He is gonna start some shit to stay in power.
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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton 4d ago
That's because he's planning on starting one.
Germany invaded Poland. Will it be Venezuela?
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u/SE_to_NW 4d ago
How about the Department of Offense
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u/the_original_Retro 4d ago
Nah, might cause confusion.
The White House has sewn up the job of being completely offensive.
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u/RumRunnerMax 4d ago
Trump is like a male dog that hasn’t been fixed! Goes around pissing on EVERYTHING to leave his scent
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u/mellotronworker 4d ago
If Trump wants to rename the Department of Defence as the Department of War, should he also therefore rename RFK Jr. as the Secretary of Death?
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u/the_original_Retro 4d ago
He's got Famine covered too what with scaring off all the migrant farm workers.
And he smells like Pestilence, apparently.
So yeah, he's President Apocalypse.
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u/jcooli09 4d ago
He tried that with the Gulf of Mexico too, but that failed too. The only people calling it that are morons and companies extorted to do so,
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u/letterboxfrog 4d ago
Why can't it be the Department of Waugh , and then Americans will be forced to learn to play cricket like Australian Waugh brothers
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u/SoggyGrayDuck 4d ago
I like trump but this is just one step closer to 1984 in real life. Maybe more like brave new world
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u/jcooli09 4d ago
You like the most corrupt president in US history who is a known theif and rapist? Even though some of his victims are children?
This is exactly what's wrong with America and how he's been able to destroy everything that ever made her great.
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u/death_by_chocolate 4d ago
The President of Peace, everybody.