r/whowouldwin 20h ago

Battle Just got in a heated argument over this. 1,000,000 penguins versus 100,000 eagles.

306 Upvotes

The whole battle takes place in an empty void, no weapons, and starvation can't happen.

I still firmly believe the eagles would win.


r/whowouldwin 12h ago

Challenge If all of humanity mobilized to build a structure taller than Everest, could it be done?

47 Upvotes

We start at sea level, same population as we have currently on Earth, everyone just magically starts working towards the collective goal. Assume that there is some plot of land that fits these constraints. No competing interests, no dissidents. Whatever the best plan is, is the plan that everyone is adhering to.


r/whowouldwin 22h ago

Challenge Batman will die in one year. Without appointing a successor, how long can he keep his rogues' gallery in check after his death?

231 Upvotes

Batman has just received a terminal diagnosis. He will die in one year and nothing can save him.

Worse, all costumed heroes and sidekicks immediately abandon him. He cannot appoint a successor and cannot rely on any other costumed superhero after his death - nobody else is going to step in or step up to protect Gotham. Alfred is still capable of impersonating him to an extent but can't be trained as an actual Batman. No help whatsoever from Robin, the rest of the bat-family, Superman, etc - he's on his own.

He will still stick to his morals and will not kill or permanently injure any of his enemies.

Using plans and preparation and scheming, how long can he maintain Gotham's stability and keep his opponents in check after he dies?

(Assume that the Joker will continue to be the threat he usually is when Batman is alive, and will not go catatonic or become a normal person once Batman is dead the way he sometimes does in some continuities.)


r/whowouldwin 13h ago

Battle Can the TOS Enterprise and its crew conquer Westeros and place Kirk on the Iron Throne, without killing anyone?

23 Upvotes

Some omnipotent space god or other, on a lark, has tasked the crew of the Enterprise to subjugate The Seven Kingdoms lest it destroy the Federation.

Victory is achieved when the leaders of the Great Houses swear an oath of vassalhood to James T Kirk while he sits upon the Iron Throne.

Can the Enterprise make that happen while not killing anyone?


r/whowouldwin 15h ago

Battle Who is the strongest character in my little cousin (6 years old) can beat based off his accomplishments?

24 Upvotes

Here they are

  1. He is a big hockey player (let’s say 6 foot four and 250 pounds)

2.He can run faster than a tsunami (in the deep ocean, they can go around 500 mph)

  1. He is I quote “way stronger than daddy” (around five times stronger than the average male)

  2. He can fly but not around his family or friends because he doesn’t want to embarrass anyone

  3. If he punches you, you will fly across the entire city (extremely strong punch force)


r/whowouldwin 17h ago

Battle Thragg sees the Empire as an obstacle to Viltrumite rule, so he decides to destroy it's biggest threat, the Death Star. Can the Empire stop him?

38 Upvotes

The Death Star sees Thragg charging at it.

How can they possibly win?

Round 1: They are taken by surprise.

Round 2: They have 10 minutes to prepare.

Round 3: They have 30 minutes to prepare.

Round 4: They have 1 day to prepare.

Preferably canon Empire.

Don't say "X stomps", explain why.


r/whowouldwin 11h ago

Challenge Sanguinius, gulliman, and rogal dorn (warhammer) and the legio custodes are dropped into the halo universe and tasked to make imperium teritus, can they do it?

10 Upvotes

The 3 primarchs and the entirety of the custdoes get spit out of the warp armed with the vengeful spirit and all its servitors to man the ship.

All 3 factions will react to each other according to their characteristics and what they'd do lore wise.

They are dropped right before the human - covenant war and want to make imperium teritus by either converting UNSC worlds or finding new ones. The goal is to convert at least 1000 worlds to imperial domain and have the emporer tell them he's proud of them.


r/whowouldwin 10h ago

Battle Can Brock Samson (The Venture Bros.) actually defeat Red Death (The Venture Bros.)?

5 Upvotes

In the 2023 Direct-to-video film The Venture Bros.: Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch and Shoreleave witness a verbal scuffle between Red Death and Brock, and take bets on who would win. Shoreleave bets twenty dollars on Brock. Brock himself is also fairly confident he can defeat the supervillain.

Can Brock actually defeat Red Death? Be it killing him, making him surrender, or just knocking him out?


r/whowouldwin 15m ago

Battle Ozriel (Cradle) vs Doctor Strange (Marvel)

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Rules:

Bloodlusted

Both sides at their strongest

Fight takes place in a neutral universe

Starting distance: 2KM apart

Win condition: Death/incapacitation/BFR

No preparation or knowledge


r/whowouldwin 16m ago

Battle Malus Darkblade (Warhammer) vs Captain Mithrun (Dungeon Meshi)

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Both start 20 meters apart. Both have all of their gear. Fight is won through the last man standing by either the death, incapacitation or BFR of all other opponents.


r/whowouldwin 16m ago

Challenge Chaos Gods (Warhammer 40K) run a gauntlet.

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1) Red Rising
2) Fire Fly
3) Battle Star Galactica
4) Mass effect
5) Halo
6) Foudation
7) Star Wars
8) Star Trek
9) Destiny

In which verses can the Chaos Gods corrupt over 50% of the population


r/whowouldwin 16m ago

Battle The Wandenreich (Bleach) vs Final Fantasy Villains

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Both sides start 2000 meters apart. Both have all of their gear. Fight is won through the last man standing by either the death, incapacitation or BFR of all other opponents.

Final Fantasy villains include: Chaos Garland, Emperor Mateus, Cloud of Darkness, Golbez, Exdeath, Kefka Palazzo, Sephiroth, Ultimecia, Kuja, Jecht, Caius, Emet-Selch, Izunia Ardyn, and Ultima


r/whowouldwin 17m ago

Battle Daredevil (MCU) vs Peacemaker (DCEU)

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Both start 20 meters apart. Both have all of their gear. Fight is won through the last man standing by either the death, incapacitation or BFR of all other opponents.


r/whowouldwin 39m ago

Battle MCU Thanos vs Fox-comp Dr. Doom

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Thanos vs 2005 Doom + Fan4stic Doom.

The latters powers basically include Electrokinesis and his durable part-metal body from the 2005 film combined with telekinesis, forcefields and heat induction from Fan4stic.


r/whowouldwin 4h ago

Battle Every cow and cow relative is now fight, who wins in the battle of the beef?

2 Upvotes

From domestic cattle, bison, yak, buffalo, ox and all the hybrids.

There’s a bull from each species/breed in the fight.

There’s can only be one winner.

It’s in a ring pit

Who wins?


r/whowouldwin 52m ago

Battle Geralt of Rivia runs the Dark Souls gauntlet

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Geralt (books/video games) gets his standard weapons and equipment. Same applies to his opponents.

Assume all characters are in their primes.

Fights take place in an abandoned arena similar to the Colosseum.

How far does he get with full recovery in between rounds? What about if he doesn’t?

Rounds:

  1. Solaire of Astora

  2. Lucatiel of Mirrah

  3. Dark Sun Gwyndolin

  4. Champion Gundyr

  5. The Pursuer

  6. Pontiff Sulyvahn

  7. Sir Alonne

  8. Raime, the Fume Knight

  9. Havel the Rock

  10. Artorias the Abysswalker

  11. Dragonslayer Ornstein

  12. Elder Prince Lorian

  13. Burnt Ivory King

  14. Sister Friede

  15. The Nameless King

  16. Gravelord Nito

  17. The Witch of Izalith

  18. Manus, Father of the Abyss

  19. Slave Knight Gael

  20. Gwyn, Lord of Sunlight


r/whowouldwin 1h ago

Battle BJJ fighter vs bodybuilder

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One is an 84 kg BJJ black belt male and the other is a 120 kg bodybuilder.

The fight takes place on the street. Only punches, kicks, strangulations, etc. are allowed. The first to knock out the other wins. Who wins?


r/whowouldwin 5h ago

Battle Peridot (Steven Universe) vs Dr. Harley Sawyer (Poppy Playtime)

2 Upvotes

Peridot is looking for trash in order to upcycle it into meepmorps at the request of Lapis. While doing so, she discovers the Playtime Co. factory. Sensing danger, she brings along some attack drones, flask robonoids and a new set of limb enhancers she built which function exactly like her old ones. She cannot however use the GrabPack. Miraculously, she manages to sneak her way through the factory without getting anythings attention. That is, until she gets discovered by the Doctor upon entering the Shelf. The battlefield consists of the Shelf along with every other location seen in Poppy Playtime chapter 4 except the Safe Haven, as Peridot is unaware of its existence. The only outside help either combatant can have is Yarnaby for the Doctor. Whoever kills/shatters the other combatant first wins.


r/whowouldwin 1h ago

Battle Geralt of Rivia VS The Adeptus Astartes

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Could any version of Geralt of Rivia defeat a Space Marine in combat? Any chapter, original or Primaris.


r/whowouldwin 1d ago

Battle 2 gentically gifted african male lions are given a steady amount of PED's, what is the largest predator they could take on in a fight and win?

63 Upvotes

The lions comes from a long lineage of healthy large males and from the moment they hit puberty they were given PED's and were unusually aggressive causing them to get into more fights and kill more animals and get bigger and stronger than they would've naturally. Both have racked up tons of experience in the year's hes been alive by either killing prey together or fighting other lion coalitions for territory control/mating rights and throwing down with one another from time to time

Both are in the prime of thier lives and suddenly thrown into a gladiator area to fight insert largest predator they can throw down with


r/whowouldwin 9h ago

Battle Caesar and his Ape Society (Planet of the Apes Reboot Trilogy) VS The Thing (John Carpenter, 1982).

3 Upvotes

Instead of crashing in Antarctica, the UFO carrying The Thing crash-lands deep within Muir Woods National Monument on a clear, starry night—not far from Caesar’s colony. By morning, The Thing emerges from the wreckage and begins assimilating the life around it. Sensing something is terribly wrong, Caesar rallies his ape society to confront and kill the looming threat. Both sides (Caesar and his apes, as well as The Thing) are bloodlusted.

  • Round 1: The apes have no prior knowledge of The Thing.
  • Round 2: The apes know what The Thing is and are given 24 hours of prep-time.
  • Round 3: Same as Round 2, but this time Caesar is aided by humans who were close to him during the trilogy (family, friends or even enemies).

Who would likely win and why?


r/whowouldwin 18h ago

Battle Jason Bourne vs Agent 47 Vs John Wick vs Dutch vs James Bond vs John McClane vs Rambo

15 Upvotes

This battle will take place on an NFL-sized field with barriers to hide behind. Each character will have access to guns, melee weapons, and hand-to-hand combat. Rocket launchers and miniguns will not be allowed.


r/whowouldwin 8h ago

Battle Spider-Man (Raimiverse) vs Kraven the Hunter (Sony)

2 Upvotes

Round 1: no prep time

Round 2: 24 hours of prep time

Round 3: bloodlusted and enraged


r/whowouldwin 23h ago

Challenge Trevor Phillips (GTA) just started working at Walmart. How long till he gets fired or kills a coworker?

29 Upvotes

Trevor Phillips has just started working at Walmart. According to GTA lore, how long would he last before he kills somebody or gets himself fired?


r/whowouldwin 11h ago

Battle Alistair Overem vs Prime Steven Seagal

3 Upvotes

The fight takes place on the street. Only punches, kicks, strangulations, etc. are allowed. The first to knock out the other wins. Who wins?